Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
The match just ended and GERMANY WON 4-1 WOOHOO. See the picture above? I screenshoot-ed (?) that when my online screening jammed for a few minutes and I found it super hilarious that it just had to stop at that image. They look like retards/Hanan, please.
Anyway, right after I publish this post I'm hiding my laptop in my closet and will only touch it on Tuesday night for the Spain-Portugal match at 2.30am! :>
There's school tomorrow. WHAT SCHOOL? I'm too cool for school. Okay who am I kidding and can the bastard who took my school tie please return it back, I can't go to school tomorrow without my school tie hello. Shit man, I seriously lost my school tie. Okay, bye. Wait wait, heart attack moment : Prelim 2 is in 44 days. :O ---> Hello Kitty face (because Hello Kitty has no mouth but we all have no idea how it still got so fat and there was a debate between Lee, Leena and I over FB yesterday on whether that round thing on Hello Kitty's face is it's nose, mouth or pimple.)
& oh, HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, AISYAH!!! :D
Yay my senior is big and mature now. I hope she stays strong and pretty and I think at least she'll be happy now knowing Germany won :>
Okay, do me a favour. Scroll down to the post below, the one before this. Okay, blink twice. Now, FORGET EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE WRITTEN THERE. Scrap everything from your brain. Because heh, yeah I'm back here again, writing all this even though I emo-ed and said goodbye yesterday and all, but it's because I forgot that there's soccer tonight, England vs Germany and hello, it's a must-watch-or-you're-a-loser match. It's half-time as I'm typing this now and the score is currently 2-1 in Germany's favour, even though it SHOULD be 2-2 but England's second goal was denied by the referee even though it was so fucking obvious it was in and yes I pity England even though I'm a Germany supporter in this match, so my friend and I are trying to make #therefereesawanker a trending topic on Twitter now. It's very obvious that I'm very excited because I'm totally rambling, right? Oh God, fucking awesome match this is.
I think I'm going slightly deranged because hmmm, okay like is it weird that I talk to my U-Kiss poster? Like after I run into my room from the toilet in a towel after I shower, I will turn to my U-Kiss poster and say, "Don't look!" before changing and before I go to sleep, I'll shout, "Goodnight, boys! Eli don't forget to do your bicep curls, okay?" and weird things like that :/
OKAY OKAY BYE SOCCER'S STARTING AGAIN. COME ON, GERMANY. KICK SOME ENGLISH ARSE, BLOODY HELL.
Justfakeitforme.bs.com, it was nice writing in you while it lasted. I need to study, you see? 29 points for O's ain't even gonna get me into ITE. But you're just so addictive and I feel obliged to write in you just so you won't feel neglected. Ah, and your friends - Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr- gosh, they're just so fascinating and interesting. Robs me of my attention and priorities, rapes me of my discipline no less. But no more, I say! After midnight strikes tonight, you're going straight into the cupboard, under my avalanche of clothes. Alone, untouched, neglected; until 6 days later when I finally caress you with my hands. Feelings, emotions, memories will rush back and course like adrenaline through my body. We'll be together again. (& I can finally play Neopets again :> ) Do you think I can do it? I quote Hanan, "When you're determined, you can do anything , Syu. Like for the U-Kiss tix, you bloody starved, can!" Sigh, this is sad.
Oh well, Imma try to make it happy again.
So rude, Harry. So rude. Tsk.
HAHAHA DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE VUVUZELA SONG? OH GOD, IT'S FREAKING FUNNY.
Well, I guess this is it - goodbye :'(
So, 4 weeks have come and gone, and I guess it's time to lament and regret. "Damn, I should have totally studied!" "Shit, I had 4 weeks to do my homework, why didn't I?" "Alamak, I forgot what's 2 + 2!" Well, TOO BAD KIDS, SUCK IT UP, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. But hey, don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you, because today was actually the first time I touched my books in the entire holidays. But you know who would never face such adversity and dilemma? I'll tell you who. Trip Science Kias.
Gawd, doesn't that picture just screams noob? Meet Natalie Wong. She's one of my closest friends and fellow Jumper. She's also a Trip Science Kid. Me, being the non-Trip Science Kid, had always wondered what goes on in a Trip Science Kid's life, because it seems pretty lifeless and scary to me. What better way to find out, then to ask one huh?Read more »
It's 12.54 am now and I'm having my dinner. Just finished watching the soccer match between Brazil and Portugal. How disappointing, I wasted 90 minutes of my life because it ended up goaless anyway. I think it's because Kaka wasn't playing. But at least I saw hot hot hot Ronlado :> Thus, I have concluded that Ronaldo > Kaka, but Brazil > Portugal and soccer > sleep = burn out by 9am on Monday morning when school reopens.NOTE TO SELF : Please get out of your stupid jetlag because it's a fake jetlag as you did not travel overseas this whole holidays and Malaysia is not counted. Seriously, I have no idea how I'm going to fix my screwed internal body clock. For the past week, I've been sleeping at 5am and waking up at 3pm. If you're wondering what I stayed up for, it's because I was watching porn. Okay no, I'm kidding, I stayed up for soccer and Korean videos :> Hehe, okay whatever it is I have exactly 2 days to get my act together. Hmmm, I wonder if World Cup fever is a liable excuse for not doing your holiday homework.
Yknow last Sunday U-Kiss performed on The Sheng Shiong Show on Channel 8 right, and I was having dinner at Charco's at that time so I was watching them perform on the TVs there among all the ah peks while the rest of my family were eating. So, when my Mummy came over to watch them too, she asked, "Who are those girls?". YA, I KNOW RIGHT -.- So today, I finally hung up my U-Kiss poster in my room and when my Mummy saw it, she said, "Eh! The girls on TV last time!" I kind of gave up trying to convince my Mum that they're not gay, so.
"Eli likes anything with boobs!" HAHAHAH
Wanna hear something nice?
Bonamana Bonamana
Wanna hear something gross?
Boner-mana Boner-mana
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
5 days have passed but I still can't believe I saw U-Kiss up close and went for their showcase. Totally worth the 70 bucks. To all the hundreds of you who camped for 15 hours at IMM, booya to you guys for not coming to welcome U-Kiss at the airport, because we were so close to them, we could see how perfect and flawless their faces are.
THIS CLOSE!!!!!!
Woohoo, I guess it's karma, bxtches (Y)
& I just want to state my point that Eli is NOT fat! He is just really really muscular and that makes him even more drool-worthy. Check out those guns in the picture above. *swoons*
1. At the airport when U-Kiss walked pass,
Syu : ELI!!! *prepares camera*
Eli (the korean one) : *turns to look at Syu and smiles*
Syu: :O
I WAS TOO STARSTRUCK TO TAKE A PICTURE LIKE OH MY GOD!!!!!! -kicks self repeatedly-
2. Played with cool sticker tattoos ---> cool kids!
3. Fanmeet at IMM at 4pm, jealous of all those minahs who got VVIP tickets which entitled them to getting their album signed and get hugged by the members :( Eliqah and I were utterly shocked when we saw two primary school kids in the VVIP area. How the fuck they they manage to pay 170 bucks for VVIP passes, when their weekly allowance is one quarter of mine?!?
4. Went for showcase at St. James Powerhouse on Monday, 7pm. Waited for 4 hours and it was so hot that we changed back to our uniform. Fyeah, we entered a club in our uniforms!!
5. Syu : "Thank God we're wearing cool school shoes, and not those ugly Bata ones."
Eliqah : "But I AM wearing Bata school shoes! :O "
6. Showcase = mindblown. Happy sixteenth, Dongho! :D Pee-ass : It is very difficult to take a good video while tiptoeing and your calves start cramping. It doesn't help that we had such a sucky spot during the showcase, either.
7. EPIC MOMENT :
After the showcase, Eliqah and I were walking on the road back to Vivo when the U-Kiss van drove past AND KEVIN WAVED AT US! And the best part, we were the only ones on that stretch of road. Hyperventilate, much.
I'm not gonna upload all the photos on my blog because it will start being a bitch and eat up my archives again so you guys can check it out here and I also have Bingeul Bingeul video and Man Man Ha Ni video,which is one of the better ones.
I think UKissme fans are really overboard, going up to their hotel room and camping right outside their hotel door is not dope. It's invading their privacy and denying them the chance to see nice places in Singapore. If you claim you're such hxc fans of UKiss, then stop stalking them at their hotel and stop attacking them. Bcos then they won't come back to Singapore, you dumbasses!! >:(
Okay, now that U-Kiss has officially left Singapore, it's time to be normal again.
U-Kiss stalking tomorrow. I'm fucking excited for their Fanmeet tomorrow and showcase on Monday. & if you're planning to go to IMM anytime tomorrow, I suggest you don't. There are hundreds of UKissme fans who have been camping there since 5pm just now, when the fan meet is at 4pm tomorrow ---> hxc.
Uh huh, we got VIP tix \\ m //
& I will see you tomorrow, Elison Kim Kyeong Jae. If you're lucky, I might even lick you.I'm supposed to be gatecrashing the Throwers' BBQ now but I'm sick and groggy :( :( :( Haha but even if I were there, I bet Jervenne and Yen Yin would have contaminated all the food.
Blogger your mofo bitch stop eating up my archives >:(
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, LEE THE SHO KEWT DUGONG!!!!!!!!Fave table partner cause there's no other table partner who steals your food daily, gossip with you daily, fight with you daily, diss other people with you daily, build a personal dome with you daily, make fun of Mr Khoo with you daily, laugh with you daily and make dugong noises with you daily! :D
Enjoy your day today and I'll always remember all the epic moments I've had with you, like the misplaced lump of grass outside the humanities staffroom, stealing food from the Home Econs room, the locker thing, Nat's sleepover, ghost-hunting, sleeping in the middle of the courtyard! Ya la, I owe you a vuvuzela :>
Okay bye, it's 4.55am now and I have been awake since 5.35am last morning I am sleep-deprived and cranky. Haha can't believe Germany lost to Serbia. It's like Brazil losing to Singapore.
Watched Toy Story 3 with Alex and Victoria today! OMG I am not kidding, it was an extremely good movie. It made me cry like a baby! :( Actually it made me cry twice, once because it was seriously very touching, and the second time was because I was really very angry at the evil pink teddy bear that smells like strawberries. I loved how the movie was so unexpected and just when you thought the movie was going to end all happy and sweet, BAM it will take a super unexpected dive into another adventure. And it was freaking funny too! No wonder TNP gave it a five star rating, totally deserved it. (Y)
& I think that Andy is very cute now that he's all grown-up and going to college and all.
"Who's Ydna?" HAHAHAHAHA
& speaking of The New Paper, an article in it that I was reading this morning totally cracked me up. It was article reporting about the Spain-Switzerland match and talking about upset Spanish fans, it said, "Angry after losing to a team whose national sport is skiing... angry reactions from Spanish fans included burning of Toblerone." Roffel much.
Oh, I dropped off my RI(JC) DSA application in the afternoon. Please keep you fingers crossed for me, people! I was feeling kind of half-hearted when I sent in my application, but after watching THIS commercial before the movie just now...
... TA-DAH! New found perserverance and detemination! I think this is one of the best commercials I've ever seen. All the hot soccer players inside <: You know what will make it better? If Villa was in it. You know what would make it the best? If I was in it. Okay pfft, I'm kidding.
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HAPPY, FIFTEENTH, SARAH R. STANLEY!
I luv this junior of mine alot and I really miss her. Hope today will turn out awesome for you! & I hope you'll take good care of Jumps (you're my successor right) and may this year be a good one for you. Luv ya truckloads. And we still owe each other a date :D
Picnic at Marina Barrage with the Budak Melayus today. It was really v v v hot. We sat around, ate, gossiped alot, danced randomly, sang K-Pop songs at the top of our lungs, dissed people, laughed our asses off and played soccer! I'm supposed to be Villa, remember? (The soccer star, not the building!) But it was pretty failed cause when I kicked the ball, my ballet flat flew off my foot as well. It looked like it could've killed someone.
This is after my shoe went flying off my foot. Not cool, Villa.
That's Hanan running away with my shoe.
That's Hanan still running away with my shoe.
I think this is damn naise.
Hanan's mak cik photos! HAHAHAHA
Syu : "Okay, I attack Hanan, you score!"
So yeah, that's me mauling Hanan up and that's Farhain running away and scoring, yay! :>
& this is when fate starts to mock us.Nobody bullshits better than my friends and I.
Want proof? Click to enlarge.
It's 1.57am now and I can't sleep because I'm still damn high from watching the Spain vs Switzerland match just now. Like wow, shocker much, the Swiss emerged victorious. My jaw just literally dropped when I saw the goal, even though I must admit it was kind of an unfair goal and it left Pique with a bloodied head :/ I luv Song cause she gave me a secret link to watch the matches online and so now I don't have to watch at the coffee shop downstairs with all the drunk ah peks :>
& I swear, I'm seriously in love with my World Cup toolbar. Coolest shizz eva.
Villa so hot make me cair.
And Torres looks cute here too! :)Read more »
HAHAHAHA BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW THIS YET, BUT....
ORCHARD ROAD IS FLOODED!!!!
Yes, flooded like under-the-water-can-have-dragonboat-race-all kind of flooded. So if you're planning to go to Orchard Road anytime soon, swimming attire would be most apt. Eh Hanan, you wanted to go Jurong East to swim right, go Orchard Road ah, free sia! Hehe, I hope they would have sale at Hermes and Miu Miu tomorrow because they're both flooded like whoa :>
@Zee_Squee : Do the ERP gantries still work? I mean, it is the Electronic ROAD Pricing. ... Oh wait, maybe they'll change to Electronic River Pricing.
HAHAHAHA ROFFEL.
Do you see it? The caption reads, "2010, no ordinary year."MINDBLOWN! :>
Who are you guys supporting for the World Cup? If you ask me, Imma say Portugal and Japan. Why? Ronaldo and sushi ofc! & Brazil's pretty good too. So is England!
But I have no idea why everyone thinks Spain will win. What, just because they have Torres and Villa? Omg, wait. :O :O :O :O :O :O THEY HAVE TORRES AND VILLA?!? Okay fine, maybe Spain WILL win :/
I seriously think it must suck to be Robert Green, right now. Poor chap.
Hanan : "Syu. what's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber?"
Syu : "Nothing, They're both losers."
Hanan : "Hmmm, true but the answer is : Robert Green's balls have dropped but Justin Bieber's will never drop!"
Syu : " -.- "
Best 4 days of my life, thus far.
I realized that being depressed = wasting your life away. "If you want to be happy; be." Remember that quote? It's a good quote, don't you think. So in the last 4 days, I chose to party my sorrow away. Besides, why run away, when you can kill?
This is gonna be one long blog post. Brace yourselves, homies.
I'm most probably not gonna blog until Sunday or something. And after which, Imma delete my Tumblr, Twitter, Formspring and Facebook.And this Blog.
These next four days is gonna be one helluvaride for me.
Oh yay, I'm bringing my stuffed dugong along to the sleepover tonight.
Obviously I'm gonna correction tape the last reason, I'm in enough shit with the school as it is. But yes, I'm combining my Sciences. And nope, you're not gonna psycho me into thinking that I'm making the wrong decision. I need that A1 badly, you see.I know this is a blonde reason to drop to combine, but I wouldn't have to do SPA 3 or go for that extra Physics class on 18th June!
-this is the point where Hanis, Eliqah and Syu high-fives-
Here's to entertain you :
There you go, America. Problem solved! :D
HAHAHAHA I have a feeling this is found in China. They didn't know it's called bananas, so they replaced it with 'Yellow Curved Fruit' instead!
Yeah my results are shit okay? I got a whole bunch of Bs and Cs and no As. I failed Chem and A Maths and my L1R5 is 29. I know RJ will not accept me or my DSA application. Happy now, I finally told you my results, so get off my fucking back and stop pestering me about it. Must I scream, "My results suck, I'm depressed, my dreams are crushed and I hate myself" in your face before you finally get it? Yeah, whatever can't believe I studied so hard for nothing, might as well not study sia. Some people are just so lucky and I seriously think it's her year. Everything's going her way. But I should have known that this was coming - the time where karma bites back. Now, the only person I've got to laugh at, is myself. I've got no one else to blame, but me.1. "I know I screwed up E Maths for sure but I really hope that my 11 hours of Chem mugging on Sunday didn't go to waste. Because that would suck so badly." - Archives, May 19.
Well guess what. It suuuccckkss so baaadllyyyyy! Gek sim ttm la please.
2. "A Maths confirm chop stamp F9. My 11:11 wish today : Dear God, if you can't make me pass A Maths, let everyone else fail with me." - Archives, May 21.
I guess 11:11 wishes don't work. Yup, didn't work for my month's worth of wishes for RJ to accept my DSA, either. Maybe I'll change my 11:11 wishes from now on, perhaps for a Ferrari or something.
3. "Hours spent studying is proportional to your grades. Eg. study for 4hours get a B4, study for 2hours get an A2. First time I studied 48hrs for history and I got the worst grade I ever got for any humanities subj compared to last yr mye and eoy studied for 3/2hrs&got an A2/B3. whut is dis...." - ripped from Lee's blog.
You have no fucking idea how true this is. I studied for 3 hours last year and got an A1 for History. I studied a fucking 13 hours not inclusive toilet breaks and such and I got whammed by an ugly B4. Absolutely devastating, I tell you. Plus, remember how I said that I only spent 45 minutes studying Physics? Well, I was one of the luckier ones who passed it on the dot 50 marks. THIS THEORY IS DAMN ACCURATE, I SWEAR.
I still find it kind of funny and weird that the 2 subjects I failed... are the two subjects that I have tuition for -.-
Okay, I'm trying to channel positive vibes into me right now. So anyway, met up with Bangla and Farhain at town today so that we could head down to Hooked On Flea at the new *Scape building. That place is hot, poorly-ventilated, dingy, stuffy and has horrible lightings. I hated it. But I did get a naise shirt from there! We windowshopped at 313 alot and there are like sales everywhere. We even got Hanan to try on a maxi dress in Mango. HAHAHA funny shizz sia. Had lots of fun with these two peeps. And oh, I finally got my tragus pierced! (Y)
And oh, Happy Sixteenth, Sharmaine! I hope today was awesum for you. Haha you don't have to go for Chinese tuition anymore. Luv you loads, table partner! :D
I woke up really angsty and angry today. It was practically an omen already. A bad sign of what's worst to come in the next few hours that was to follow. My results were like OMG-what-the-shit-wah-RJ-confirm-won't-take-you-in-not-even-ITE-wants-you kind of shit. And we only got back our language and humanities papers back. Worst History results I have ever gotten in my entire life. No, I'm not even exaggerating. I've never gotten less than an A for History before, and yet I got a B4 and this was the first time I've studied so dang hard for it. 13 hours to be exact. Bummer of the year.
I was so scraed for my results just now. So scared I could shit bricks. I gotta attach my results to my DSA application forms and pfft I doubt RJ would want to accept a DSA application with F9s and an L1R5 of 37 or something. You know, I was just thinking, the school says to take Prelim 1 as a gauge on whether to drop your subjects or not, but why on Earth did they make it so hard? It's as if the school is egging us to fail all our subjects. Then what, I drop everything and by O Levels I take English only is it? Pfft, fine ah.
4S just sat in a circle in the middle of the courtyard after dismissal time to bitch about teachers and to whine about results and History retest and such. At least I know we're all in this together. And oh, while we were having the illegal gathering in the middle of the school, Geraldine came over to us after her meeting with the HOD of English and said the funniest thing ever.
"Guess what, I'm in English remedial for ORAL!!"
Fyi, she's the Captain of EL Debate. HAHAHAH f'ing ironic, right!
Hanan : "What's R2D2? Is it like L1R5?"
HAHAHAHAHA OMG MAJOR LOL.
Today was a 'Girlfriends Lepak Day'. Bangla, Yanah, Atikah and Farhain came over to my house for out movie and Glee marathon! I think this is the first time that I've had friends over since I shifted, here. I mean, Bukit Panjang is not very accessible, yeah I know. Plus, you have to climb two hills to get to my house. (Yeah, my girlies were lamenting about the ulu pandan-ness of my house but they were still mindblown by the LRT, though). Mummy ordered in pizza and we spent the whole afternoon watching Glee and noming on junk food. We watched Wild Child after because Brit guys are so yummy (Alex Pettyfer oh my god) , and *BAM*, we struck on inspiration!
"Why is there no lacrosse in Singapore like how they play in Wild Child?"
So we thought, hey why not try out lacrosse ourselves? So I grabbed a bunch of my mum's laundry poles and broom sticks and scotch-taped plastic bags at the end to make em look like lacrosse sticks! It was pretty much a failed attempt and we even broke one of my Mummy's sticks :/ She hasn't found out about it yet, but I think when she does, I'm good as dead.I have two more videos, but they're taking absolutely forever to upload, so I gave up.
Watch these and please do ponder, "Are you sure they're Sec 4s, hmmm?". And please pardon Hanan's sucky video-ing skills.
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HAHAHA we failed at lacrosse so badly that we eneded up playing fishing, floorball, hockey, tennis, badminton, golf, pool, curling and even Quidditch. Such epic moments. I luv my friends.
Pee-ass : Take note of the part where I threw the ball at Atkah's boobs :D
Pee-ass-ass : I didn't know my voice sounded like THAT in videos.
"Kesian mak aku, tak boleh angkat baju dah pecah!"
And some cina Bukit Batok Sec dude joined my A Maths tuition today. Booo, now I'm no longer the only student in my tuition class. I kind of liked being the only student, it makes me feel special :( And oh my god, the cina dude has the Amazon Forest on his legs! Fucking hairy, I swear!
It's 12.47am now, and I just ended my webcam session with Hanan and her sister. It was freaking entertaining and I'm sorry Hanan, I know I'm gonna embarrass you and ruin your image (what image?) here but I just couldn't stand the fact that all I could see in your screen was your teeth. And the best part was, you refused to turn on the lights even though I told you to do so!! >:(
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