Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.

Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆

YA it was like that! Okay wait I forgot to draw in the moss, please imagine a bunch of green thing between Ani's legs and the ball. Oh oh but Tian Qi's fall was the best. I kicked the ball too hard and it flew across the court and was rolling across some moss and water and so, Syu + Ani + Celine : "TIAN, RUN TIAN FASTER FASTER, HURRY MORE VELOCITY, RUN TIAN RUN!". And guess what, she ran and slipped on moss and fell. HAHAHAH can't believe she actually listened to us. And yes, now may I insert the finishing hooker to this paragraph? -----> I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T FALL NYEHNYEH I HAD CLOSE SHAVES BUT I DIDN'T FALL ON MY BUTT LIKE YOU THREE MOSS-LADEN FELL-ON-MY-BUTT-BECAUSE-I-STEPPED-ON-SLIPPERY-MOSS LOSERS HAHAHA.

I love yesterday. Because when I stepped into town yesterday, there were sales everywhere and it's like serious slash-price sales and it was as if I died an gone to heaven. But then I went to heaven with no money :( and I could only lust for those pretty clothes and shoes that I saw because I can't fund myself and I highly doubt that my Mummy will fund me either because I broke her favourite CK perfume yesterday. (Your face now ---> :O ) And there was seriously alot of people in town yesterday and it was complete madness because they had some cheerleading thing going on in front of Taka and there were annoying kids running everywhere BUT. I saw Voguelicious!!! Omg they're even hotter and skinnier in real life.

Went for Le Stade - RI(JC)'s fashion show after tuition with Natalie, Steph and Tiffany and we saw Wend, Leena, Kimbo + dancers and Aisyah! It was super cool because Sipei modelled and she looked drop-dead hot and so did all the other RJ Jumpers who modelled. Some of the designs were really awesome and the whole show itself was super cool. Plus, NUM and Frolicks vouchers in the goodie bags! (Y) Oh, but I forgot to mention that the fashion show was at some ulu pandan Tanjong pagar place where all the cargoes go to and Steph, Nat and I got lost on our way there and had to take two taxis because the first taxi dropped us off at some port and we were so scared that we were gonna get raped by banglas.

Do you watch Police & Thief? You know Tok Kong's son? Omg ya he's in Raffles and he modelled yesterday! Steph and I spent 10 minutes trying to convince Nat that it was Tok Kong's son but she was adament about it because she said that Tok Kong's son is not that good-looking.







If the three of us get into RJ next year, Steph and Nat can model in the R:Project and I can be the runway! :>

Was cleaning my desktop and I found these.

Vids of Atikah, Lee and I fighting over Tammie's magazine, last year. And then I jumped on Lee. And then her button popped. And then Lee jumped on me and squashed me nearly half to death on the floor. Tsk, such immature Sec 3s we were. And all this started because why? BECAUSE WE ALL WANTED TO CHECK OUT KIM KARDASHIAN'S BIG BUTT FIRST.

Please don't let this get up on Stomp tonight, classified under 'Girls get violent in top school'.

Went for ACS (IB)'s open house with Ariel, Farhain and Atikah today. I'm still pining for Raffles but it doesn't hurt to check out the cool campus and get the free stuff right? After today, I have concluded that IB boys are :


I want an IB boyfriend :( I realized that they're really very nice after today where they personally gave the 4 of us a private tour of their super cool art room which looks like a garage and their impressive campus. But they're weird because they spazz for Pocky. And they fight for Pocky. They feed each other Pocky. And they still eat the Pocky after it has dropped on the floor. I kind of fell in luv with the school but it's too rich for me la please. & oh Ariel Amelie Roberto Navas is an evil kid in disguise because at the busstop she suddenly realized that she had accidentally taken some poor IB chap's Hindi worksheet. Now, the kid will fail his Hindi because Ariel stole his worksheet and then he won't get 45 points in total and he can't go to Oxbridge or Harvard or whatever. And just for the record, I wanna got to Princeton because that's where all the princesses go to.

(i) Syu's question for HCI : Why did you give Joseph Tan to us?!?
(ii) I'm addicted to Plants vs Zombies again.
(iii) Funniest thing I heard today, "And then my face will suck!"

& some bitches are so pathetic, that they actually think that I give a shit.

Slack days, hearts all over. I luv being Sec 4 because you're pretty much untouchable, what more on the second last day of school. Atikah and I purposely came to school late today. Atikah reached her bus stop at 7.30 and since we were already late, we took our own sweet time, stopping to comment on pretty houses, bark at dogs and fight about the playground. What was supposed to be a 5 minute walk from the bus stop to school, became a 15 minute journey (Y) Bangla, Farhain, Atikah, Yanah and I spent 3 hours in AMK Pizza Hut playing Truth or Truth and Chuck, Fuck and Marry after school.

Oh, Sports Day is coming. I swore never to run 400m after last year, never ever ever again nuh uh. So, sorry Percy, you gotta have to run 400 by yourself. I have decided to take long jump, triple jump and JAVELIN. Who cares, it's my last Sports Day anyway, why not take javelin just for fun? Yeah, I'm not even gonna do high jump because I'm not confident in doing it and I know I'll get all emotional and then I'll be a total wreck, how to jump like that. Besides, I'm super unfit anyway after 4 months of not training and I keep on ponning jogging. Dayum.

& RI(JC) came over to talk to the Sec 4s today. I was mofo excited for it la please. RJ, RJ, RJ please accept my DSA. I've wasted a month's worth of 11:11 wishes on you. I luv Tiffany Ann Jacqueline Chow alot because she asked my most burning question on my behalf. She's so cool and brave like that. IB came too, and we're all gonna troop down to IB's open house tomorrow to check out the cool campus and grab the freebies.

Hmmm, this is a wordy post. It looks so ugly and ... wordy. Sometimes I wish I had a pet dinosaur. I'd take good care of it and play with it and teach it how to grow bean sprouts. And oh, we got back our HML results today and for those who've been asking, I got a C6. I was pretty much fyeah happy because it's better than a D7 anyway and if this was my O's results, I wouldn't have to do Malay anymore and then I can finally make a fuckyeahnomoremalay.tumblr. And please la, 4 periods of Malay in one day is enough to kill you, even though we did end up Facebook-stalking hot people and watching stupid videos on YouTube.

I hate this blog post :( But I luv the skirt that I saw in Cotton On just now.

Lee, since I know you luv Pokemon and Snorlax and Jigglypuff so much, I just thought that

(i) You could tell me wtf is magikarps. Is it a hat or a badge of some sort?
(ii) Since you like em so much, I bet you would like to eat em as well! Like, I like dinosaurs alot and sometimes I just wish I could eat them. Hmmm, I bet Jigglypuff tastes like cotton candy cause she/it looks like one.

Okay, that's all Lee. Bye.

Can't believe we had to go back to school for Physics today. Fucking waste of time, I swear. Ended up playing with bangla penises (don't ask) and fake China oreos with Hanan and Atikah. Should've ponned like Lee and Leena did, dayum. Anyway, the train ride home with Atikah was pretty epic. Because first, a bunch of Cat High dudes boarded the train and I whispered to Atikah, "Protect your SS notes!" and we both went on to hug our bags. & then Atikah said, "I just realized that Cat High guys all got alot of pimples" to which I replied, "Ofc, from all that stress. They have THREE prelims what!" Stupid Mao Gaos, hate them. And then there was this crazy old man who started screaming at the top of his lungs, and yelled things that sounded like 'AHAYA OMAYAHAYA' and it was so freaky. Wtf, can't even take public transport in peace.

Gonna get back Malay papers tomorrow. Not really interested. & besides, like what Lee said, we all have different targets for Prelim 1 anyway.

Target for scholars : "I must get L1R5 7 and below if not my Mummy will send me back to China! :( :( :( "

Target for 4S : "I must get L1R5 of 30 and below if not must see Dawn Lee! :( :( :( "

& oh I just found another reason as to why I'm pretty sure I'm gonna flunk History. I just remembered that I wasted 5 precious minutes during the paper because the door next to me just suddenly flung open. And I just stared at it with my mouth agape, waiting for something spooky to happen because yeah you know how there's a ghost in the hall and such. Damnit la, in that 5 minutes I could've finished my SBQ question or finished a whole paragraph on Ho Chi Minh and his ICP and the failed Yen Bay uprising in February 1931.

Finally got my hands on The Van Alen Legacy, happy kid here la please. (Y)

Omg. Omfg. It's over. Wow, mothercow. No more sleeping at 1am and waking up at 4am to mug my ass off. Okay fine, at least for another month or so. Anyway, the first thing that I did when I got home today, (technically it's yesterday because it's 2.17am now) was to bathe, eat ice-cream and sleep. Sleep like as if my life depended on it. It was one of the best sleeps (Is this a word?) and I even had the best dream ever. I dreamt that I was playing for Man U. & the climax of my dream was when Fergie screamed at Rooney and said, "Rooney, you suck! Get off the field now! Syu, you get in there and whip those sissies' asses good!" He was talking about Chelsea ofc. And then I went on to score 47 goals in the last 20 minutes. Told you it was a good dream. Anyway, I don;t really give a shit about my results anymore, because hey I knew I screwed it up. Like for History and Physics today. I can't believe I spent 13 hours studying History yesterday and yet, those I did not study for came out, what a fucking bitch. Oh and for Physics was even better :


I'm not kidding, I seriously wrote that. And yes, I deem that my answer is correct. But after hearing my friends' answers, such as 'Assuming that the speed of sound in air is 330 m/s', I realized that I'm most probably gonna get shit by Mr Yau and Mr Goh. But it was one of my better answers okay, because I was on the verge of writing down other stupid answers like 'Assuming that I was not cross-eyed when measuring' and 'Assuming that my brain is functioning properly'. Thank God, I didn't. And pfft they weren't kidding when they said that Paper One would be hard. I only studied Physics for 45 minutes that morning so obviously I wasn't prepared and I knew that I had to turn to my When-in-doubt-choose-C tactic and yeah you guessed it, my OMR form had alot of Cs.

I can't believe that I paid 70 bucks to feed my unhealthy addiction. I had always thought that I would end up cooler than this. Now I'm really broke and most probably have to starve for the next 3 weeks but yes yes yes I got the tix and I'm supercalifajilisticaspalidociously excited for 20th and 21st June! And for 11th June. And 4th June. And 15th June and 29th May and many many other dates in no order of excitement. & Alicia and I are looking for a flea stall to sell our stuff, know of any coming up?

"None of it's true, cause I never knew you. Now the truth of it is, I wanna be like you."
I luv how The Rocket Summer sings songs that tell the stories of my life.

Which reminds me, Lady Gaga is classified under 'Hard Metal' in my iPod HAHAHA.

Hanan told me this joke recently. Made me laugh like as if I was high on cocaine.

So an elephant says to a camel, "Why the fuck do you have titties on your back?". The camel replies, "That's pretty fucking stupid coming from someone who has a dick on their face."

This is quite epic actually. Gross, but epic. But the British accent totally saved this parody from going up on Failblog.org.

Oh, just for the record, I declare the Bedrock video NC16. & Nicki Minaj's boobs are like... whoa.

Super Junior's new Bonamana MV oh god luv it luv it luv it ttm! Everyone has a new hairstyle now, hate Kyuhyun's hair though. 3:36 is my favourite part watch it! You know, #Bonamana is trending on Twitter, hmmm didn't know SuJu's fan base was that strong. Yes, I luv K-Pop, does that make me less cool? -rolls eyes-

I woke up at 4am today and (i) Lee was supposed to wake up at 4am with me, (ii) Ling was supposed to wake up at 4am with me, but (iii) I was the only one who woke up at 4am to study. Yeah, 4am, study, Syu. Those 3 words shouldn't be in one sentence, I know. I had 4 cups of coffee to keep me awake but I still managed to fall asleep with my face in my Chem textbook after 5 hours of mugging. And when I woke up, there was drool on the Haber Process diagram in my textbook. I started at 4am and ended my mugging stint at 5pm. Thank God for caffiene and my study buddies - Muse and TFNB. Put them on loop, and I'm ready to hxc mug.

Okay this is random, but I just realized that the multi-storey carpark at my house is higher than the level I live on. And I don't know why, but it made me feel sad. Oh, recently someone told me that I'm humble and my ego is practically zilch. Yes, you can burst out laughing now. Obviously this friend of mine has not visited my blog before. I'm sure that friend will be shocked to see the spam of my face, which is my blogskin. Small ego, you say? Honey, this is practically narcissism at its best.

With my internal body clock officially screwed up, I think I shall stay up to study till 1am and then I'll have breakfast at 2 and sleep in till 5 and wake up to get ready for school. Happy geek! (Y)

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Fark, my house ran out of Nescafe. Forget it, I'm going to bed.

Make cookies, not war.

parody OF THE SLAPPING-IN-LIFT INCIDENT HAHAHAHAHHA.
I honestly think it's funnier than the real thing.

"I know i'll get hated for this, but can lower sec STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING LIBRARY AFTER SCHOOL! guess what,we sec fours need to study and thanks to you who hog it , we can't find table to study.
OH COME ON! FAILING ONE FUCKING CHINESE TEST OR STH WONT GET AN L1R5 of 59 (yet:D)
SO PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE AND STUDY AT HOME .
stop hogging seats man.
ha ha
sorry
i can't say this in a nicer way :D"
- Off Eliqah's blog.

YES LOWER SEC STOP BEING INCONSIDERATE BECAUSE WE SEC 4S HAVE PRELIMS TO SCORE IN AND IT WILL DETERMINE WHETHER RJ WILL ACCEPT OUR DSA OR NOT, SO YES PRIORITY SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE MUGGER-CORE SEC 4S AND HELLO, YOU DON'T NEED THAT TABLE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FACE WITH YOUR WEBCAM.

Pee-ass : Eli, your blog post about the Fishtank classroom is so retarded. Like you -.-

Hope today will be awesome and please know that I luv you truckloads with bananas.
Fine, since it's your birthday, I'l forgive you about the whole Formspring thingy HAHA. Look the font colour above is almost similar to the colour of your new Doc Marts. Pee-ass : You must let me lick them, okay?

Today is a sad day for 4S. Today is our last day in the fishtank classroom in the library. Major sad face.

I am going to miss :

1. The aircon
2. The distinct Kampung Glam, Little India and Lim Chu Kang districts in our class
3. The smell that hits every single person that enters our class
4. Going into the pantry to steal hot water for our illegal cup noodles even though we're banned from the pantry
5. The vending machine.
6. Bullshitting with Zu and Hanis in class
7. Singing random jiwang and dangdut songs with Zu and Hanis
8. Sharing food with Zu and hanis
9. Writing in the 'The Diary of The Jengkel Kid' with Zu and Hanis
10. The aircon
11. My perfect view of Hanan, where I can make faces at her when I'm bored in class
12. Making Jigglypuff faces with Lee
13. Being the first class to leave school after bell rings/ reach the canteen/ for jogging.
14. All the times the librarian had to scold us for being too noisy and rowdy
15. The mfing aircon

Everyone in 4S was seriously very sad. So sad in fact, that we actually had a One Minute of Silence in remembrance of our beloved classroom. I mean, how could you not be sad when you spent 3 months in it? We spent more time on the first floor than on the fourth, and in fact, I think we only spent TWO weeks on the fourth floor. We wanted to cherish our last day in the fish tank classroom today, so we purposely set the aircon to 16 degrees celsius and made as much noise as we possibly could. To 4S : I love you guys, but someone gotta sacrifice their legs. Throw yourself down the stairs or do a failed handstand (Haha Zu, like you) and make sure you injure yourself good. I. Really. Need. The. Aircon.


First period was free period for us, but instead of studying like we always (and should) do, 4S spent free period stealing the school's WiFi on our iTouches and iPhones and we surfed Stomp, SgGirls and watched Voguelicious videos. I think the Voguelicious guys are damn hot and I can't stand how skinny they are. They're even skinnier than me. No wait, they're even skinnier than Hanan! And Hanan's like what, the offspring of a stick or something. I also think that Stomp is such a bullshit (but addictive) website. However, it's so fucking petty. Student sit on priority seat in the train also must put up meh? This is the reason why foreigners look down on us. It's because we keep on making mountains out of molehills. Adults should totally learn how to leave teenagers alone, before we get all angsty and violent. I mean, have they not seen the lift incident video? Tsk.

Lee : "Adults diss our generation for sitting in the priority seat in the train, but their generations create riots."
Syu : "Walao if there was Stomp back in those times, Hwa Chong and Nanyang surely will be on it for starting the Hock Lee Bus Riot can!"


Anyway, 4S had to go back up to the our 4th floor classroom during Reading period to clean our classroom. 5 months of not using it, it's filthy like whoa. But it's funny cause nobody uses the classroom so I have no idea how it got into such a terrible state of filth. Hmmm maybe the Fatimah Rockers secretly have their late night parties in our class. It was funny because we carried buckets and buckets of water and was mopping the whole floor because there was bird shit.

While climbing up 4 storeys,
Kimbo : "Are we there yet?"
Syu + Lee + Hanan : "No, only 2nd floor."
Kimbo : "Reach already? I cannot take it already!"
Syu + Lee + Hanan : "Nope, 3rd floor only."
-Upon reaching the 4th floor-
Kimbo the Bimbo: "OMG THE ALTITUDE UP HERE IS TOO LOW!"

All the other classes seriously need to stop giving us evil sniggers and stares. Yeah, the ones that go like Haha-finally-those-bitches-are-back-up-and-we-can-all-suffer-together. And may I know what is up with people thinking I'm Chinese? I am not fucking Chinese so please stop blabbering to me in Chinese because it confuses me and I don't like being confused :(

Bedrock played a total of 23 times on my iPod today, madly in luv with that song.

YES, OKAY MUMMY, I'M LOGGING OFF IN TWO MINUTES. OKAY MUMMY YES I'M GOING TO STUDY AFTER THIS. UH, CHEM I THINK. YES I PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH MY LAPTOP UNTIL SATURDAY 6AM. DID YOU BUY ICE-CREAM? YOU DID? OH GREAT, I'LL LOG OUT IN ONE MINUTE NOW. YES MUMMY, I'M A GOOD GIRL.

This is the "African" song that Zunairah was singing yesterday. Dude, it's perfect English -.- But it's still nicer than Singapore's stupid YOG cheer song anyway.

School today consists of

(i) 4S spending free period stealing off school's WiFi and going onto Stomp to watch the video of that 15-year-old Voguelicious member assaulting his schoolmate in the lift. Ouch.

(ii) Zunairah, Hanis and I smuggling in ice-cream into the library. Twice.

(iii) Mass study session on the second-floor library. Atikah got violent on me and she ripped the button off my blouse in the process -.-

A reminder to 4S : Hi, our classroom is air-conditioned, remember? So please stop farting in class as the rate of diffusion is higher. Thanks.

My tutor gave me a star sticker yesterday because he said that my differentiation worksheet was very well done. And he was genuinely proud of me. What does he think I am, 6? Wtf.

Okay, I know I'm gonna regret saying all this later but I'm just gonna say it. I love my friends more than I love myself, but sometimes I really hate them. Especially you. Stop thinking that the whole fucking world revolves around you because honey, wake up, it isn't. Stop thinking you're right all the time and that only your opinions matter. My opinions are way better than yours, yet I'm conservative enough to keep it to myself. I know I'm not as clever or pretty or cooler as you, but fuck it I don't need you to consistently rub it in my face. I feel as if our friendship is based purely on competition. Even when I told you my biggest problems, problems that I'm too embarrassed or scarred to share with anyone else, you just carelessly toss them aside, deeming your own fucking minute problems bigger than mine. And you question why I don't tell you stuff? This is why. Why should I bother even telling you when I know that you're not gonna care anyway. I have feelings too and why must it always be about you? Fuck, get a life. You're gonna regret it once I give my shit to you. But I'm only holding it back because you're my good friend. Stop vying for attention and stop wanting people to notice you because I personally think that it's lame. And if you were really my true friend, you wouldn't blackmail my feelings. It took a whole lot of guts to admit those things to you and I was deeply remorseful about it. Fuck you, and now you're gonna use it against my better weakness? I know that after I get myself together sooner or later, I will look back at all this and shun myself for being so petty and I know that I don't really mean all this that I've said. But at this very moment, where my anger is getting the better of me, fuck you bxtch, fuck you.

I feel liberated, now. I know I don't mean it, but seriously, I don't give a flying fuck anymore.

Syu : "Do you know why the Proboscis monkey is only endangered, and not extinct yet?"

Hanan/ Hanis/ Anisiah/ Zunairah/ Eliqah : "No, why?

Syu : "Oh, it's because you're still here."

When I saw this, I laughed so hard that I teared.
It's rare to find my two most hated people on Earth in the same public diss.

This is such a win.

On Formspring.me/thesyueffect :

Meet : My very first hate-tagger.

Why did you make a formspring.me? What, just to keep up with the "trend" is it? First Tumblr, then Formspring. What's next? Chatroulette?
1. Why you sound so angsty? >:(
2. Wtf is Chatroulette? Roulette is gambling, haram.
3. Eh hello, my problem ah. And fyi, I had Tumblr way before most people signed up for it.
4. You were angsty first, okay.

Who gave you the right to call me angsty? You don't know what's chatroulette? People offer to show their dicks. Which are tinier than Paul Griffiths' hair. ;D
Hmmmm, interesting. But yknow, Paul Griffiths has big hair.

Yeah, I said Paul Griffiths hair is big. -.- Don't you have Prelims to study for? Chemistry and Maths are on 19th May, okay.
OMFG YOU'RE A CEDARIAN!And a Sec 4, I bet. I. Am. Going. To. Hunt. You. Down. Grrrrrrr

So what if you're gonna hunt me down? What are you gonna do? Rip my mofo face off? I've pictured your moves already.
YOU'RE ON MY TUMBLR TOO? Hehe, admit it, you're stalking me. And yes, I AM going to rip your mofo face off, bitchnug.



I WIN, BITCH. HAHAHA. Okay, that's a not a question.
-rips your mofo face off-

Hi Yanah, you're the angsty kid on my Formspring. Aren't I clever to figure it out? Great prank you pulled. But honey, you meddled with the wrong Formspring-er/Formspring-roll/Formspring user.

After-school study session at the school library with Yanah, Atikah, Hanan and Farhain. Ended up with me running away with Yanah's iPhone for 10 minutes, trying to text a prank reply to the GUY but it kinda failed because I couldn't find her Inbox app on her iPhone. I also realized that my stamina has deproved tremendously ever since I stopped training because I have never felt so tired in my life before, even though I only ran from the library to the hall -.- But anyway, I did manage to send that lurid text to the GUY and I succeeded with my revenge plan.

See, this is what you get when you mess with my Formspring.

But yes, once again karma's a bitch and my evil doings caught up with me because I was stuck in the LRT for twenty minutes due to an accident. I think some guy jumped onto the tracks. I hate losing :(

You know what, I swear that there's a Fatimah Rocker in my house and it ate up all my FBT shorts because I have 5 black FBTs but I couldn't find ANY this morning. So I had to resort to wearing my pe shorts which made me look like a noob and I didn't want people seeing me in them so I ponned jogging with Lee. Hehe, we hid in the scary toilet and talked about pontianaks and ghosts and bitches in our school. We splashed water over our faces and arms to make it look as if we were sweating, after a good jogging session.

Met Clara Poon in the fishpond toilet after school.
Syu : "Clara, I ahve a confession to make."
Clara : "Yes, what?"
Syu : "I'm sorry, but I ponned jogging today because a Fatimah Rocker ate my FBT shorts and I didn't want to look like a noob! I'm so sorry! :( :( :("
Clara : "Oh, it's okay, I also never jog today."
Syu : "ORH HOR! WHY YOU NEVER JOG, CANNOT YOU KNOW!"
Clara : "Walao Syu, you damn PDA. Public Display of Assholeness."

Funniest thing I heard today:
-Zu hums an unknown, but quite catchy tune-
Zu : "Eh, have you guys heard this song before?"
-Syu and Hanis shakes their heads-
Zu : "Oh! It's a very nice song, you know!"
Syu + Hanis : "Really? What song is it?"
Zu : "An African song."
HAHAHAHAHA WHO EVER LISTENS TO AFRICAN SONGS? DO AFRICANS EVEN HAVE SONGS?

Pee-ass : Fuck Chelsea. 8-0 thrashing over Wigan. No more EPL title for Man U :(

1. I'm trying very hard to pretend that I'm not a Sec 4. I should be studying, not going swimming. Not going for fleas. Not watching Glee online. Run away, runaway.
2. I think that Calvin Klein's Escape is the nicest smelling perfume in the World. I'm spraying my Mum's Escape all over my stuff, such as my socks and in my schoolbag, in a bid to motivate me to study.
3. "Can't breathe, like freeze" just keeps on playing in my head. Stupid nonsensical phrase.
4. I didn't know guys used pimple creams too.
5. I really hope Daniel Tan wins Fave Rugby Player 2010. In your (already-broken) face, Leonard Wee.
6. Singapore needs to stop being uncool. Anyone can spot a fake Babycakes tee from miles away. So don't even bother trying to hang that made-in-China shirt up unless you want your customers to spazz and stop patronizing your shop.
7. People on my Formspring need to stop being so angsty. My angst will counter your angst, hands down.
8. "Syu smashed her fingers into my face(and it nearly went through my cheeks) during physics. like suddenly there are these crazy fingers flying towards my face and my head is spun almost 360degrees like who the shit does that in the middle of physics lesson?!?!?!? Nurul Syuhaidah Bte Senin." WALAO LEE DON'T EXAGGERATE UNTIL LIKE THAT CAN OR NOT. Here's the real story : It was a punch. (Told you I was angsty)
9. It's Mother's Day today. I didn't get anything for my Mummy, does that make me a bad daughter?
10. Shite, yes I am a bad daughter.

DSA applications are out. I need to attach my Prelim 1 results. No, I need to attach my IMPRESSIVE Prelim 1 results. I solemnly oath to not touch the computer for the next two weeks and to restrain myself from going out. Let's gear up for my biggest challenge yet.

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I'm sorry, self. I broke my own oath in less than half an hour. I forgot that today is Super Sunday. Man U needs me, I'm sure you understand right, Chem?

F-U-C-K Fuck Chelsea, Fuck Chelsea! *jumps up and down like a jellybean*

4 years of friendship, we've been through it all. Name it, we survived it. I really, really hope he wishes you on your Facebook Wall! *hugs*

Atikah and I went to check out the new Marina Sands and The Helix bridge, yesterday. V v pretty and amazing. Real good date place, I must say. Even though the shopping mall was bare and empty except for the casino, the place is pretty sleek and omgee they have Limited Edition CHAMBER! That's bigger than the Vault at 313 Somerset! They have all the Star Wars limited edition shoes! After Pizza Hut dinner, mooched around Marina Square for a while before heading down to Esplanade Watefront Theatre at 8.30 to watch Vishaal perform with Jack and Rai. Yes, my friend is very very cool and he's a damn good guitarist, even if he did play a Miley Cyrus song. Oh btw, we caught The Dancing Uncle in action. Legendary old man who's known to dance randomly at outdoor performances at Esplanade. I wish my Grandfather was as cool as that.

Okay, these were taken with my shizz quality phone camera. I felt like such a tourist. But they're not bad for a shizz quality camera okay!

When doing exams in the hall, Syu should remember to :

1. Bring a jacket because it is extremely cold and she would end up an ice-cube after two hours.
2. Not write song lyrics all over her exam question papers as the questions become illegible. Yes Syu, even if you have one hour to spare after you're done with your compo.
3. Not write her Malay compo out of of point, such that when the question asks you to write about a bus driver, you jolly well write about the dang bus driver, not foreign talents -.-
4. Bring a string for Geog's map reading, so that she need not pluck out multiple strands of her own hair to measure the gradient of the hill
5. Not sleep during the exam just because there's aircon.

We act like as if Prelims is over like that. In actual fact, the war has just begun.

Do you know that the highest temperature today is 41 degrees celsius? That's almost half the boiling point of water!

My brain hurts :(

Miss me, World. For the love of exams.

I SHOULD BE STUDYING AND READING UP ON CONIFEROUS TREES AND KALIMATAN INSTEAD OF TYPING ALL THIS AND POSTING IT UP ONLINE. BUT I SUCK AND I HAVE NO SELF-RESTRAIN AND PERSEVERANCE AND SO I AM SCREWED. OKAY I'M GOING NOW, AND IF YOU'RE A CEDARIAN AND YOU'RE A SEC 4, YOU SHOULD BE GOING TOO TO MEMORIZE YOUR PERIBAHASA OR ZHUO WEN. I SWEAR TO NOT GO ONLINE FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS. KTHXBYE.

4S had 4 hours of Maths today. On a holiday. Beat that.

Pee-ass : The Ring in 3D. Who's brave enough to watch it with me?

Heart Skips A Beat - Olly Murs

She's got some secrets she hoped they'd keep keeping, but those secrets aren't hers anymore.

She's the talk of the town now, since words got out that she's been around, and that her friends left her for dead and said, it's nothing personal, we've got an image to protect.

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