Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
It's my one-year anniversary with Eliqah today. I miss you loads, bb :'(
& nobody NOBODY messes with my friends. You want to step keyboard warrior on Twitter all right? Bring it. I'll make sure you'll regret seeing daylight.
I like my beats fast, and my bass down low.
This is a discreetly and strategically placed picture.
(But I'm actually hyperventilating behind my computer screen right now ♥.♥)
See the girl at the bottom left corner of the pic? That's CJC's very own Snooki/ Sharity Elephant for you.
THINGS I MISS ABOUT BEING IN AN ALL-GIRLS' SCHOOL
- You can't scream "Who got pad?" in class anymore.
- You can't come to school looking like crap and expect not to be judged.
- You can't strip in class after PE or jogging sessions.
- You can't laugh loudly in the canteen without everyone staring at you.
- You can't lift up your legs onto the chair to tie your shoelace anymore.
- You have to sit properly all the time.
- You have a higher chance of entering the wrong toilet now than you did in a girls' school.
- You can't adjust your bra/ bra straps at anywhere and at anytime anymore.
- You can't whack each other's boobs anymore.
- The two-ply toilet paper. I know this applies for every other school and not just girls' schools, but CJ's one-ply toilet paper annoys me to no end and I just wanted everyone to know.
Things that made me sad this week : I didn't get into ODAC. I bet it was because I failed my Knowledge Test. (I got -14 and a 1/2 marks haha) But I'm so used to disappointment that I've grown completely numb to it. But it's okay, I'll study very hard for my Knowledge Test re-test on Monday + second trials and pray very hard that I'll get in. Fate isn't sealed until you've stopped trying.
Things that made me happy this week : CJ's Rockafella was last night and even though we couldn't mosh, it was still pretty awesome and everyone had alot of fun. Post-Rockafella plans were beyond hectic and random "Want to go Toa Payoh?....No la we go Newton eat....Go Orchard play pool la!....Far East Plaza okay?" all these within the span of twenty seconds and I ended up at SCGS' Macs for supper with Sharianty, Sherri, Shawn, Isabel, Debra, Justyn and Desmond where we just talked about everything (Y)
Things that made me happier this week : Woke up late for that Malay dunnowhatshit this morning and I thought it was a complete waste of time but I was so happy to know that out of it, I found out that Farah + Ahmad Kamal lives 5 minutes away from me. And I brought them to the 30th storey of my block and we experimented how long it would take our spit to reach the ground from there. And then they met my Mum (so that's How They Met My Mother hahahaha)
Thing(s) that made me happiest this week : I took a picture with JS.
& oh my classmate Debra seriously reminds me of Snooki, I cannot tank.
"Don't you think Debra looks like Snooki?"
"No la, she looks like Sharity Elephant!"
Since when was there a rule that states that you HAVE to join your secondary school CCA in JC, just because you were good at it? Since when did coming into a JC without a DSA or an appeal, equals to the school choosing the CCA for you that they feel would benefit them? What ever happened to free rights and freedom of speech? Is it because I'm only seventeen? Is it because you feel that I'm still too young to make wise decisions? Well fuck you, I know what I want. It's either I give my all for something that I'm truly passionate about, or I'll take an entirely different route and go join something slack like fucking strategic games. Sports CCAs take up a hell load of your time anyway, why waste it when I could be studying for A's instead? And why the fuck do I want to run so much for? Does all that muscle ache and pain and exhaustion really do me good? So at 3pm tomorrow, if I don't make it into ODAC, it's just not meant to be and maybe I'd be happier in your so-called "loser" CCA. So listen here Catholic Junior College, as much as I love you, I beg you to please stop hounding me and forcing me into doing something that I really don't want to do. I never thought that the day that I'd actually say this would come, but I have completely lost my passion for Track and Field.
I am also extremely sad right now. I've been so preoccupied with JC life that I haven't had the time to keep updated with Kpop (I think this is actually a good thing) but I just found out that Alex and Kibum are no longer in U-Kiss! :O :O :O I can easily say that U-Kiss is my favourite Kpop band and I honestly can't believe this happened. They're no longer U-Kiss in my eyes anymore and I am so ashamed and disappointed in them. Group members are your friends and you shouldn't ever throw away your friends. No wonder my U-Kiss poster keeps on falling off my bedroom wall lately, it's like an omen! :'(
Hi gaiz it's 11:54 pm now and I really really want to sleep but I can't because I got caught by the PE Dept for my hair and so I am dye-ing back my hair now and my eyes are really puny as I'm typing this but I still have 20 more minutes before I can wash my hair and I am so v tired b/c I woke up at 5am this morning to run 15 rounds for ODAC. And while other typical JC students were doing their Econs homework or tucking into bed early to prepare for school the next day this fine Monday night, I went to watch The Rite with Sharianty, Sherri and Keith the Mao Gao instead. It was so scary I cannot tank sigh 17 more minutes before I can wash off my hair zzzz oh Keith wants to be a priest when he grows up but he looks like a beng, how funny is that! Okay I am going to wash my hair now because I cannot take it anymore wow what happened to "Sleep is for the weak", Syu? Bye bye friends I bet the next time I read this, I won't remember that I actually typed all this shit.
This week, Natalie Wong Yun Zhen was my Valentine ♥ ♥ ♥
Celebrating Vday in CJ is nothing compared to celebrating Vday in Cedar. Like in Cedar, you would go home with 3 bags full of goodies and presents and you would spend recess running around the classroom blocks exchanging gifts and giving hugs, instead of sitting down in the canteen and actually eating. It's days like these that make me miss being in an all-girls school.
This week, I donated blood during the CJ Blood Donation Drive and I found out that I actually have a huge ass phobia of concentrated blood. I nearly fainted and it was damn embarrassing okay. And if throughout your entire existence you thought that blood was red, you are wrong my friend. Blood is one fucking ugly shade of black.
This week, ODAC made us do sit-ups and push-ups in the mud, they throw eggs and flour and detergent at us while we were climbing up the hill, they made us sing the school song in the canal drain. It was beyond gross and dirty, but one helluva fun (Y) If ODAC doesn't take me, I swear I will throw a hissy fit and join Strategic Games :'(
But this week, I also found out two things that made me the most depressed and also the most enlightened person in CJ. All I can say is, CJC ODAC, I hate being lied to. I can fucking see through it so drop the act, yes?
2011 : Year of not giving any fucks.
If you love me, then hey good for you. We'll have some kick-ass fun together. If you hate me, well bitches be trippin' cause I don't give a fuck. My life motto is simple: Anything for happiness. So you can either join me or be all mopey, needy and miserable. Your choice, friends. Just stop boring me with the same old complaints, laments and stories already. It's time to move on, people.
Click here, this is one of the dopest things I've ever heard.
What you have missed in my insignificant life
- I've been training with ODAC and they make you run like as if they're preparing you for war like that.
- I'm in 1T04 which has some of the awesomest people I have ever met.
- & we officially have the hottest girl on campus in my class.
(But she makes our resident slut look like a nun) - During dragon-boating the other day, Keith (the swimmer) made us jump into the river and Shar, Isabel, Divyaa and I (the people who can't swim to save their lives) nearly drowned, thus proving that the life vests are useless.
- I don't really know how to wear my CJ uniform, so I'm wearing it Cedar style. The high waisted skirt makes me look like a minah anyway.
- Out of boredness, I cut 5 inches of my hair myself.
- It feels weird doing homework again.
- The other day, I got caught by both the dean AND the principal for my attire. For my dyed hair, multiple earrings, wrongly coloured shoes and for not wearing socks (they didn't match my shoes la). Damn suay right.
- I feel very accomplished. Yesterday, I found the infamous Staircase 6 in CJ. What's Staircase 6? During the times where CJ's abortion rate was the highest, the students apparently had sex there, the most redundant, isolated and dark staircase in the school. (Okay, all the pregnancy/abortion jokes stop here. Only I can insult my school. The rest of you common Muggles shut up.)
- They're forcing me to take Track and Field as my second CCA. I did not come in through DSA or appeal, so how unfair is that? I am in dire need to stab someone right now.
Met Atikah and Farhain after school today (school was from 8.45 to 12.30 today, is CJ awesome or what) and I finally got school shoes from Green Poppies @ Haji Lane! I am so happy that it actually matches my uniform hahaha. Now I can go to school all gay in my pretty new shoes and continue rating chiobus in the canteen with Shar, Keith and Andre during breaks ☺ Anyway, I found out that swishy haired guy is in Lee's class and I curse at myself for having such shitty luck. "Omg Lee, I really hope my class goes together with your class during J1 camp!!! ...... Ya cause yknow um cause of you and you're in that class ya um." HAHAHAHAH sorry Lee I still luff you xx
In other (not-so-important) news, we're going dragon-boating tomorrow for class bonding and while Shar was busy snorting embarrassingly in the hall, I was busy mistaking Mother Theresa for the pope.
In other (v v v important) news, Happy Seventeenth, Alexandra Denise Galvez. I luv you and you know that ♥
"Oh, so you guys know Eliqah and Hanan and all?"
"Yeah, we're all close friends!"
"Oh, so you guys are in the same clique?"
"No no, our class don't have cliques one!"
(Y) I miss 4S.
Possible suspects for my missing dreamcatcher : 1) my cat, 2) ghosts. I didn't want it to be 2) so I interrogated my cat yesterday but he didn't answer me. But calm yo titz friends, b/c I have found my dreamcatcher already! Thank you nice ghosts for returning my dreamcatcher behind the big flower pot in my living room.
I really love my class, everyone in it has the potential of being the sweetest bitch in school and that's what makes it oh-so-fun. The ultimate cherry on top? SHARIANTY SJAHRIL'S IN MY CLASS TOO!!! :> Total fuckyeah moment. But today I also found out that CJ's ODAC team runs 15 rounds around the track every morning and a little part of me dies inside :/
CNY at Clara Poon's place yesterday. I miss my friends so much, you don't even know it :'(
& also, look at the pretty dreamcatcher I bought yesterday!
It's really pretty right? WELL GUESS WHAT BITCHES, I woke up this morning and it was gone. All 18 dollars worth of it just vanished and I am beyond sad now. Stupid magical powers of mine, tsk.
OMG you will not believe what I just found on YouTube! AO OGL's skit!!!!! I've re-watched Inti, Hermera, Aurora, Helios and Apollo's skits as well but I personally think that AO's one is the funniest. Watch it and look out for Robin, he's the cute OGL I was talking about! >:)
