Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
HAHAHAHAHAHA WE WERE ALL SCREAMING VAGINA OMG. I really luv the times I spend with my classmates even if the reason we gather is the most fucked-up thing ever. I really hope my class stays retarded, and Hanan stays horny.
When I'm alone in my room, it gets really funny and weird. But no Syu, no. Definitely not Tumblr-worthy enough -shakes head-
I HATE PEOPLE. I WANT TO THROW ROCKS AT YOU. I WANT TO PUT YOU IN A BLENDER AND WATCH YOU DIE. DON'T FUCKING PLAY AROUND WITH ME CAUSE I AIN'T BUYING YOUR SHIT. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE _l_
Atikah + Mus + Hanan + Farhain + Yanah + Izah minah photographer,
I really missed you guys and I'm glad we went out together the other day. Why Megamind so sad :'(
"ANYTHING FOR HAPPINESS"
My latest obsessions : Fire, Rainbow Cakes & Dreamcatchers.
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My mum has the tendency to throw away my clothes or heap them in a pile and label it 'Charity'. Should I throw away some of hers?
When Mummy's in one of her PMS moods, she gets really bipolar. So bipolar, it's scary. Like how just yesterday we were fighting on the streets over shoes and today I woke up and found out that she just bought a new flat-screen TV. So.....say hello to Jacob, my new flat-screen! :>
& I watched Easy A today. Everyone should go watch it, it's freaking funny! And I swear, everyone was in town today. I saw so many of my friends I lost count.
(watch this, Emma Stone's really funny)
This is how my bedroom wall looks like at night. When it's dark and I get scared, my Dino Land will light up and protect me xx
You know, until now I have no idea why my class chose me as their monitress. Don't they know I'm irresponsible? Don't they know I make stupid decisions in life? Don't they know I give up easily? I really hate being the monitress of 4S because it means that I have to tend to the welfare of 35 others, disregarding my own in the process. It doesn't help that you constantly get rocks thrown at you, testing every bit of your patience and tolerance. I mean seriously, even if you were to give excuses, can't you think of one which hasn't been used before? I may be naive, but I'm definitely not stupid. If you're planning to make my life difficult, can you please tell me in advanced so that I can write your name under the "Assholes In My Life" list? The only word that I can use to describe these people is 'selfish'. You stock up your happiness at the expense of other people's misery. Well congrats, you have definitely robbed me of my happiness. But you know what, I've been really happy these past few days. And for the longest time ever, I've been putting in all my efforts into protecting everyone else's happy bubbles. It's about time I protected mine.
I'm waiting for pictures to be uploaded before I blog about everything. But here's to entertain you, in the meantime :
Check out my Tumblr, Harry Potter spam!!!! :>
And oh, check out my I heart Cedar bag. I vamped it up, you like it?
When my Mummy saw it, she scolded me, and I quote her exact words :
"I never taught you to be so fucking vulgar!"
I'm running on pure buzz today, so my brain's abit cocked up.
I wish things weren't this way, but I changed.
XOXO
Yknow, I really hate people sometimes. They give you more problems, worries, stress than happiness. And it's even worse when you're me. I'm never lucky, I give up easily, I'm not strong, things never go my way and I can never get what I want. Sometimes, I feel like they've forgotten that I'm only human.
I guess it's time to party my sorrows away :'(
Anyway, ultimate lepak night we sat and talked about everything and everyone. Yknow, it made me kinda miss Cedar. I realized how much everyone changed. And Lee, Shar, Kimbo, Tian and Eli, whatever we talked about in the sauna, stays in the sauna.
Oh, it's Hari Raya Haji today. I don't feel like going out. I don't feel like doing anything. I just feel like hiding under my blanket and share cookies and secrets with Anna.
Was out of my house from 7.30am to 11.30pm yesterday and I was fucking tired because I spent the whole day jobhunting with Eliqah, Sharianty, Zunairah and Yu Wei. We travelled the whole of Singapore - from Sentosa to town to Plaza Sing to Changi Airport to Tampines and finally to Kimbo's house. My friends all got jobs at Seoul Garden Hotpot but Zunairah's damn epic, less than 2 hours after, she quited. She haven't even started the job -.- Now everyone, please keep your fingers crossed that Universal Studios accept my resume.
& oh, my hair is now purple AND red.
I've got a pool party at Kimbo's later and I got my menses. FUCK MY LIFE LA. FML IS TOO MILD TO EXPRESS MY FUCKY LIFE. I AM A FUCKY DUCK.
No dudes, not tryna glorify myself but srsly. Today i was bored so i started oogling at my mile long legs and, DAYUM they're really darn sexy!
k bye, back to my korean dramas
HI CLARA POON DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW IT WAS YOU AH, JUST BECAUSE YOU USED 'DAYUM' INSTEAD OF 'DAM'. AND OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?! SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!! Okay I seriously need to change my blog password.
"Not all who wander are lost."
I've been up all night watching Korean dramas and it's 2.46 am now and by simple calculation, I have been awake for about 18 hours now. And I'm not even a tad sleepy! (Y) Anyway, spent the whole day with Eli today (which was freaking retarded because I was scared to climb up her double decker bed) and after which I went to visit my grandmother. She's v sick. And apparently she's been sick for a very long time and has not moved from her bed for the past few days and nobody fucking told me because they said that they didn't want it to affect my O Levels. Screw O Levels la! If anything were to happen to my grandmother without me knowing about it, I'll send Cambridge a personal 'Fuck You'.
Anyway, yknow of the recent 369 slashings in Bukit Panjang right? It has been scaring me shitless, for your info. When I alighted at my busstop just now, I was so scared because it was so dark and scary and nobody was around and I had to climb this hill to get to my house and I was seriously freaking out by then so I ran all the way up the STEEP hill and I was huffing and panting and because it was raining before and my shoe fell into this puddle but I thought I heard footsteps so I continued running up the hill and I was so tired my muscles were aching and I was panting like crazy and it was so tiring AND MY POINT IS......I am very unfit :'( But yes, I am more scared of 369 than ghosts.
Oh btw, Hanan sold her notes to the karang guni man and got 14 bucks. Today, I sold mine and got 50 cents -.- And the ultimate cherry on top? The uncle gave me $1 and demanded for 50 cents change. To the evil karang guni man ---> _l_
I can't believe how true a stupid FB quiz can be. I hate Facebook. Oh, that reminds me, I still have yet to watch The Social Network. Everyone's raving about it.
See you at FLB later, peeps.
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Oh fuck it, scrap going for FLB. I checked my piggy bank and it's...empty. I'm going over to my girlfriend's instead XX
Hello bitches, I am really v tired but I just needed to come here to proudly announce that O's are over and I'm well, free. Oh, and also that my hair is purple.
So see you tomorrow my lovely little munchkins and hey why not drop me a question here. Since most found out about it anyway, might as well publicize it.
XOXO, Syu the O Levels survivor (you know you love me)
11:11:11 11/11
I wished for 6 points. I wished for RJ. I wished for God to take care of my friends and family. I wished for you.
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(9:12 PM)
Hi everyone, I practised my shading today.
I wished for 6 points. I wished for RJ. I wished for God to take care of my friends and family. I wished for you.
All in one breath.
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(9:12 PM)
Hi everyone, I practised my shading today.
Eliqah and I entered the U-Kiss contest. This is what I wrote :
thesyueffect (2 min ago)
My heart pounded rapidly in my chest. I placed my hand over it and ordered my crazy heart to be still.
"Calm down, Syu. Don't be nervous. You've only got one chance and don't you dare blow it."
But who was I kidding? I was excited beyond words! My palms were starting to get sweaty as I felt the adrenaline surge through my veins to all parts of my body. I still couldn't believe my luck. This was just too surreal.
I looked down at the pieces of paper clamped in my left hand. I read through it once more, making sure that I knew what to say when the moment comes. I ensured that the questions that I was going to ask didn't sound stupid.
"You're going in in about two minutes, Syu. Have fun in there!"
I was practicaly hyperventialting at this point, I couldn't believe that this is happening to me. It's really REALLY happening!! After what seemed like forever, the moderator finally opened the door for me to enter.
As I looked through the door, I was frozen with shock and awe. But the warmth that came from the adrenaline rush and excitement quickly engulfed me.
At the opposite side of the door stood Eli, Kevin, Dongho, Kiseop, Kibum, Alex and Soo Hyun, their perfect white teeth grinned into perfect smiles on their perfect faces.
I rushed through the door, greeted them, introduced myself, shook hands with them (OMG I ACTUALLY TOUCHED THEM!!!!), told them that I loved them so very much and quickly launched into the first question of my interview.
I cleared my throat.
"So tell me, why are you guys so perfectly gorgeous?"
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A girl can daydream, can't she? I believe that sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive. But then again, like the saying goes, "Dreams really do come true." I've never really believed in that saying as none of my dreams have ever came true before. But this is the perfect opportunity for me to start believing in it. I am a huge fan of U-Kiss. I fell in love with Kpop because of them. Care to make my dream a reality?
Do you think it's good enough to win? :/
This song was playing in my head throughout the entire Higher Malay exam just now. Plus, I think this is one of the best MVs in the history of best MVs. I mean, it's not everyday you get to see hot gays making out and fireworks spurting out of KP's boobs, right? ;) Speaking of Higher Malay, I just want you to know that I really think that I'm going to fail it. I couldn't understand my own Malay and even wrote a non-Malay word in my MALAY exam. To be honest, even if I get 6 points but I fail my HMT, I might just reconsider going to Poly. I don't want to have to do Malay in JC and flunk it during A's too because failing my HMT just indicates that I can't do Malay, so why put myself through the torture again? Okay la, I go ITE and become top student okay.
Just one more MCQ paper and I'll be free to screw up my life. Oh, did I tell you? I'm dying my hair red after O's. If you say that it's a minah colour, Imma let 369 slash you, since yknow they are in Bukit Panjang now anyway. In case you've forgotten, yes I live in Bukit Panjang dearies.
Pee-ass : To all my Malay friends, don't forget to catch the last episode of Kopi Bujang tonight!!!!
Some things I'll miss about school :
1. Laughing really loudly with my friends.
2. Training with Jumpers.
3. Making faces across the classroom.
4. Sitting behind Eli in class.
5. Pushing Lee across the Sec 4 level in the teacher's roller chair.
6. Sitting on the swing while eating ice-cream and sharing problems.
7. Hugging my friends just because I feel like.
8. Hanan randomly chasing me aound the school and we would run for hundreds of metres before one of us gets tired or my tapered school skirt is too tight to run in and then I'll eventually stop and let her catch me.
9. Buying Passionfruit Tea from the aunty.
10. Days in school that go like : "I hate red bean." "I hate red bean too!" -high fives- , "I'm bored." "Let's go swimming!", "I have more abs than you." "Let's go run in front of the mirrors to check!", "Omwoh", "OMG LOOK AT STONEFISH SHE'S SO UGLYYYY", "I love you." "I love you too."
It's 9.21pm now and I really should be reading up SEAn History about how the Dutch exploited the Indonesian people for profits and how French Indo-China gained independence in 1945 but well, I've got business to tend to online. And guess what, to all the pathetic juniors who think I actually gaf : TAK HAIRAN AH BABE. YOUR LIFE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT.
On a lighter note, SS is over and I know it's still to early to party but I had a preview of what my life would be like after 12 Nov. Impromptu date with Eli, Sharianty and Kimbo and we crashed Kimbo's house to watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose which was more sad that scary, actually. Up all night, got demons to fight. Faileddddd study session and I ended up jumping into Kimbo's pool with my clothes on and Shar was v unlucky to get caught by the manbitch security guard. Decided to cook Mac & Cheese and since Shar and I needed to dry ourselves anyway, we walked to 7-11 dripping wet with towels on our heads.
No kidding, we walked to 7-11 like THAT, oblivious to the stares of random mats and minahs. Anyway, you should have tasted our Mac & Cheese, it was awesum possum + Nutella + gossip. I swear, impromptu dates always turn out the funnest.
And then.......... it's back to O Levels. Sigh.
OMG wait, today I just suddenly thought of a Chem pick-up line, on the spot :
"Do you want to be the catalyst to my love reaction?"
Now, just imagine me saying that in a horny tone and you've got a winner right there (Y)
Your dream guy usually stays in your dreams.
HAHAHAHA WATCH TILL 1:25!!! Okay, I think my morning has been made :>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NATALIE WONG YUN ZHEN POSTED PORN ON MY BLOG OMG I CAN BE NO.1 SGGIRL NOW, RIGHT NAT? SHIT, I HATE MY FRIENDS SOMETIMES. WTF IT'S DAMN EPIC. BUT SERIOUSLY, WTF?!
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HAPPY SIXTEENTH, CLARA POON! <3
I luv my smexy hot-ass Captain truckloads and this is the one girl who I would bring along in a barfight. We've had many epic memories together from 3am ghost-hunting to all the drama during Australia trip last year to Surge and all. Remember during T&F Australia trip last year, we all got into so much trouble because we were using ZX's bed as a trampoline and wrestling ring? And oh oh how you + Amanda + ZX locked me out of the dorm when it was 10 degrees Celsius outside and I was in my FBTs? -.- I can't wait to carry out all our Post-O's plans and make more funny memories like those!!! See you in RJ next year, hopefully. (For me, not for you since you already ARE in RJ :> )
It's time for me to beddie go bedtime and friends, Anna wishes you goodnight too. Who's Anna? Wow, which rock have YOU been residing under.
Did you miss me, hmmm?
Today is Deepavali. Today I got Mummy to buy me my laptop charger. Today I went shopping. Today I didn't study at all. Today I realised that I have 4 more O Levels paper to sit for. Today I realised that O's can go screw itself. Today I ooVoo-ed with my friends. Today I am a happy kid. Are you a happy kid, too?
