Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Mummy, I never knew.
Faceless.
I think it's better if you didn't knew me.
Would you be friends with me? I wouldn't.
Hi, so you see that my friends (I mean Natalie Wong Yun Zhen) managed to hack into my blog account and ramble utter nonsense on it. If you guys were true readers of my blog, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WASN'T ME. And all my friends (all those not Natalie Wong Yun Zhen) didn't even bother telling me that my blog's been hacked because they just assumed that I saw it. HELLO???? HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING MY BLOG?!?? I said that my laptop charger died right! And I have decided not to buy my laptop charger till after O's so that I won't get distracted and I can channel all my focus into my studies. Because yes,
1) I am graduating in 9 days.
2) O Levels is in 21 days.
& you have no fucking idea how scared I am about it. So yup, every Friday Hanan will lend me her laptop charger to charge in class (in return of food) and I will use my laptop every weekend for a few hours before the battery eventually dies out and it gets tucked away in my cupboard for the next week. And hmmm I realised that my friends are actually quite clever for finally cracking my password, they've been at it for weeks and I guess it's karma yknow since I've been hacking into THEIR FB/blog accounts. And omg I've been blowing my money on Grad presents for everyone and oui, you are def obliged to get me one.
& oh, I've saved you guys the time and effort trying to find me a kick-ass Grad present, I'll just tell you what I want. I want a Ferrari, please and thank you! :>
1.Hi everyone sorry I haven't been posting lately, been too damn busy with schoolwork.
I mug till 4 am in the morning, drink a glass of red bull and then head to school, EVERY MORNING.
So effectively, I'm a vampire.
Yes, I know vampires were supposed to be good-looking, but I'm special, CANNOT IS IT.
2.I already found percy a damn nice graduation present, and in case you were thinking, GRAD PRESENT???? yes, you're obliged to get me one.
3. I think it's high time I thought of a new password. Because I know I've hacked Lee's, Natalie's and Hanan's accounts, so I think they just might want to hack mine back...? Just a wild guess, a very wild guess.
4. Natalie Wong is such a cool triple science kid!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why didn't anyone (except for me) notice her sooner???????????????????????????????
LOL oh and
here's a shout out to Lee... HI LEE!!!!
and to add to the credibility of this post:
uhhhh ummmm BABYCAKES IS FUCKING AWESOME (?!) 4S IS FUCKING AWESOME (that's what I always say, right, right??!?!)
Damn it, I laughed my ass of when I saw this. I swear, China people are the funniest people on Earth.
I miss my friends, but I have a feeling that they don't miss me as much as I miss them.
Come save me?
Living in my bubble with my fishes and seahorses; Playing with bubblegum and sparklers.
I like my bubble (I can smile in my bubble)
I can see outside my bubble, but they can't see me.
My friends - the jellyfishes and the crabs.
Oh no! I see evil sea creatures!
They like attacking my bubble!
Attack!
But I am strong. I am my own hero.
So I laugh.
I have a secret that would shock you speechless.
I am going to ace this dance, hip-gyrating, boob-grabbing and all. Just watch me you niggas.
Don't you think that my girlfriend looks very cute here??????? I just had to post it up because I find it so goddamned cute! :> And oh that stuffed toy next to her is supposedly our offspring and we named it Eliwoon (my Elison + her Dongwoon) and it's a sheep but it looks like a deformed monkey to me somehow :/ I don't ever want it to be washed because it currently smells like caramel dip and I really like it alot.
& have you ever felt that you're losing someone you loved and were so close to, and you can't do anything about it? If you haven't, let me tell you that it hurts.
Today, my friend Zunairah had such an eventful day. It started with her dislocating her knee again in the courtyard during morning assembly after which she had to be carried out of school in a stretcher. Then, an ambulance was called and she was brought to a hospital. "Which hospital? IMH is it?" No, it was Tan Tock Seng, you meanie. After she was discharged, she went back home in her crutches. Eliqah, Azwyn, Kimbo, Shar, Syahirah and I, being the nice friends we are, went to visit her at her house armed with a pink dolphin balloon to cheer her up. But oh no, things got worse! She realised that she was allergic to her painkillers and she was having an allergic reaction! In just ten minutes, her eyes swelled up to the size of ping-pong balls. It was scary, yes but I couldn't help but laugh because I couldn't even tell whether her eyes were opened or closed. Gosh, you're so evil, Syu. So why am I telling you all this? Is it to embarrass or project pity to Zu? God no. I'm typing all this because in the midst of all this drama, we sat down in Zu's house and watch Music Bank on KBS and I then realized my love for hot Sandara Park.
Anyway, Clara texted me today regarding some blood donation thing and apparently one drop can save a life and they highly encourage blood type O's to donate as they are running low on blood stock. I am a Type O. I really want to do it. I feel like it's been such a long time since I did something nice and meaningful for someone. But more than I am scared of the pain, I am scared that one drop would not be enough to make a difference :'(
I like happy days. It's those days where I laugh and laugh throughout the whole day just because I can. It's those days where I choose to be happy. Like today! :> Haha like during A Maths where there was a sudden bee attack in 4S and I swear, it was the funniest shizz ever cause the bee was seriously fucking huge and everyone was still screaming when Mrs Chew told us not to scream. To top it off, some of us were singing "Big girls don't screammmm" at the top of our lungs and I was just sitting there having laughing fits and clutching my stomach cause I just found it super hilarious.
After school, ponned English remedial to watch Haunted Changi with Lee, Sharianty, Mardiana and Hanan because Mar got 4 free tickets so fyeah how could we say no, right? Wanted to watch Vampires Suck initially but everyone said it sucks mofo balls so we decided on Haunted Changi instead. And today I realized that my friends are all cowards and I'm no better :/ We were seriously damn scared before the movie and I don't think I can ever watch a horror movie sitting next to Lee ever again because we both would start screaming and crying during the TRAILERS. It wasn't even the real movie yet! -.- And yknow Haunted Changi has the stupidest plot ever (Singapore production la, what did you expect? Inception?) but it's actually quite scary! Like we saw the ghosts and stuff and we kept on screaming and covering our eyes and Lee and I would start screaming stuff in the cinema like, "DIE BITCH, DIE!" and "SHIT, THAT LITTLE GIRL GHOST HAVE SAME BANGS AS ME FUCK!". Eh seriously sia, that little girl ghost had the exact same bangs as me and every time I touch my fringe I get reminded :O Damn it la, why must ALL horror shows have dead creepy-looking girls with long hair?! Every night before I go to sleep, I would turn off the lights, run across the room and then use my high jump prowess to get me in bed before The Ring/ The Grudge/ Ju-On girl reach out from under my bed and eats me.
And oh you know what was the scariest part of the movie? It was when we saw 'A MATHS' drawn in blood on the wall HAHAHAHA. & before the movie we were sitting around and talking and trying v hard to ignore the couple getting down and heavy behind us, me and Lee were trying very hard to remember what was the song we used to associate Hanan with and apparently we discovered it on one of the holidays and so I was throwing out all the past holidays I know "Was it during June holidays? No National Day holiday right? Youth Day la I think" and then Lee said "I think it was during Deepavali!" OMG DEEPAVALI HAVEN'T EVEN COME YET LA HAHAHAH OMG SO FUNNY.
& my table partner is seriously damn funny yknow!
Tanya : "Omg Syu, you look just like a Chinese with your bangs!"
Syu : "Yeah I know, at least two people spoke to me in Chinese ytd."
Sharmaine : "It's okay Syu, very soon the China scholars will start talking to you."
HAHAHAHAHAH okay I luv happy days.
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, TIFFANY ANN CHOW! <3
Yay I luv my Captain truckloads with bananas! Working with her has been such a wonderful experience and she's one of those people who I would miss like crazy fuck when I leave Cedar. I would miss her constantly chiding me during trainings whenever I'm not serious. I would miss her 'Good Morning, Nurul!'s every morning and I would miss her calling me chicken backside. I really want to see her in ACJC and I, for one, totally believe that she can do it :>
Anyway, got my Prelim 2 results back. I really don't want to tell people what I got and what's my L1R5 cause I like keeping secrets. If others think I did really well, then I don't want them to think I'm bragging. If I others think that I did real badly, I don't want them to judge me because I'm stupid. But all you can know is, I definitely improved from Prelim 1. Hahah my L1R5 for Prelim 1 was like 29 or sth so I don't think it was very hard to beat it huh. AND OMG I GOT A C5 FOR HIGHER MALAY OMG I'M LIKE FYEAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHITTY MY MALAY IS AND A C5 TO ME IS TOTALLY AN ACHIEVEMENT. C5 BABY, NOW SEE ME SWAG. Oh but I failed A Maths. Which is stupid because it's the only subject I have tuition for. Okay la, I cant swag no more :(
Everyone's talking about the VMAs, I wanna crash someone's house and watch the repeat telecast!
Destroy what destroys you.
Seriously, walking around in 4-inch heels for 8 hours straight is complete torture. Anyway, the first two days of raya were v tiring and I felt like I was going to collapse out of exhaustion. But it was really fun as I get to eat nice food and play fireworks with my cousins and I just absolutely love the feeling when I'm counting my raya money at the end of the day. I realized that the one month of fasting went by very fast, like I can still remember what I ate on the first day of breaking fast and all. Plus, I also feel that this year's fasting month is one of the most memorable for me, what with the overhaul of drama and all the epic shit I did with my friends like playing hide-and-seek in Ikea/Cedar, going to Geylang after school to get food and henna and breaking fast together. I think I might actually miss fasting :'( Now wait, who am I kidding? Fuck it, raya this year is going to be a blast.
My nephew is so cute I feel like licking my computer screen right now.
I totally lol'ed when I saw this picture but I love it still cause heh heh only some people will know why.
Anyway, yknow how it's a tradition for Malay families to seek for forgiveness from your elders on the first day of raya right? So this year I made an oath to myself to be strong and not cry cause it always makes my eyes puffy and ugly. So it was going real well and I was surprised at how long I managed to keep my tears in. Until my Dad said this one line : "I want to see you in RJ." That one cannot take it already, my tears started to fall before I could stop them. After which I thought, "SHIT, MY MAKEUP!" -slaps forehead-
So today, I am stuck at home while my family goes out visiting cause yes I have completely disregarded the fact that I have homework and that O's is in 44 days or something. But at least it's an attempt to fulfill my promise to my Dad.
It is 3.30am and I am so fucking tired from helping out Mummy and Grandma in the kitchen just now and stuffing my face with awesome food and watching stupid raya shows on TV but here I am posting up pictures of my new bangs because so many of you can't wait to check out my hair and told me to put up pictures on my blog, so yeah. The shit I do for you guys, man.
Anyway, I look like crap cause I'm about to collapse due to lack of sleep and it's 3.30 in the goddamned morning and my bangs take fucken forever to dry so it's like plastered to my forehead like some screwed up Jap doll, so excuzes-moi.
You know like how the last time I wanted to get bangs, EVERYONE cut bangs and I wanted to be hipster like that so I didn't cut bangs. And now since everyone feels that bangs are so passe, it's the only reason why I'm willing to cut it now :> Anyway, I still can't believe that raya is today! And in about 5 hours' time, I'll be richer than I was yesterday plus I get to gorge on delish food and sing corny raya songs and play with fireworks!
& I guess I really should start cleaning my room now and I seriously have no idea where to start. Mummy is angry at me cause she just came into my room and said "Raya is in 3 hours, not 3 months! If it was, then it'll be Christmas!". And then she paused to laugh at her own stupid joke, before continuing to nag at me and lament about how I'm the Halal version of a pig because my room is absolutely filthy. & oh to all my friends and family who I have sinned towards, I sincerely apologize. I'm sixteen, what did you expect me to be, perfect?
Happy Raya, everyone! :>
During 3 hours of A Maths extra lesson today,
Syu : -whispering- "Eh, do you smell fish?"
Shar : "Huh, no I don't! Wait! Wait! OMG I smell it now!"
Syu : "Is it us?" -starts lifting shirt over heads to smell selves- "I smell like perfume."
Shar : "I smell like detergent."
Syu : "But it seriously stinks, where is it coming from?"
Hanis : "I think it is a ghost fish :O :O"
Syu + Shar : -.-
& then when I went to check under our table, I found this packet of leftover food, most probably left there for days and in the process of decomposing and developing maggots, and I started screaming at Mrs Chew to inspect it, but told her to be careful cause it might just be a bomb. And when she lifted the packet up, some goo started oozing out of it and spilling all over the floor and it was so fucking smelly, we all wanted to belch when we caught a whiff of it. I'm damn unlucky, I know but yes that was the highlight of my day. So now, not only am I unlucky, I am also pathetic and my holidays are sad :(
Anyway, I shall take this opportunity to address on how bitches function. Bitches run on gossip and they do what they can to slander and crush the confidence of those hated. And I'm saying all this from experience because yeah, I admit I can be a bitch (definitely not a hooker, though! -.- ) and I guess it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Bitches are skilled in twisting tales into something totally outrageous and untrue, exaggerating and modifying truths way out of proportions. But the thing about bitches is, they rarely get their facts right. Like say for example, accusing me and Lee for being the ones saying it in the auditorium the other day just because we were the first ones to own up. We were merely standing up on behalf of our class to defend those too cowardly to own up for their own stupid actions. It was our fucking responsibility. Plus, they don't even know the aftermath of the incident and they're just assuming things ended up badly cause we're total fuckheads like that. Don't forget the spreading of rumours! That's what bitches do best. So you see, this concept of false information grasped by bitches, is what makes them bitches. Because if the gossip that they're spreading are true, they won't be called bitches. They'd be truth-handlers, innocent people just merely passing on information. So yes, I may be a bitch. But at least I get my facts right most of the time.
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I don't give a shit what other people say, I for one love Taylor Momsen and The Pretty Reckless.
Currently in love with this song! :>
5 reasons why heels are good for you
- They help you achieve your secret air stewardess dream.
- They tighten your calves and butt.
- They are good murder weapons.
- They help protect you from rapists.
- They make you feel so damn sexy.
Today, my conversation with a guy (you know who you are) went like this :
Guy : "Cock."
Syu : "Cock is crude. In a girls' school, we're more polite... we say penis."
Guy : "Oh, coitus is polite too."
Syu : "Wtf is coitus?"
& then his voice broke as he said 'Sex' and I laughed and laughed all the way down Orchard Road.
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I don't even remember screenshooting this and I know this was taken very long ago, but I found it while I was clearing my desktop.
My maturity level very, um... high, right?
Anyway, going shopping for raya stuff with Mummy today and I'm demanding for six inches killer heels.
I want to see how long I can survive in those before I topple over and die. Give me, say, 3 minutes?
Homeclub flea with Alicia & Shar.
We talk like we're famous, we're shameless.
Don't you just wish you're in 4S?
Yeah, we caused shit. We're total fuckheads. We cried in front of the entire Sec 4 cohort. We got away with it. We angered you. We partied in the auditorium after. We tugged on your heartstrings. We deserved it. We didn't deserve it. We're complete bitches. We are to blame. We cause shame to the school. We contribute to the school. We're losers. We're not cool. We are stupid for wanting to pon prom. We suck. We are legendary. Keep it coming...
You watch us get humiliated. You watch us have fun. You watch us cry. You watch us laugh. You watch us bitch. You bitch while watching us bitch. You indirect Tweet (Ouch, we feel the burnnnn -rolls eyes- ). You watch how our own friends turn on us. You watch how our own friends bitch about us. You watch how we don't care. You watch how our friends care for us. You watch how others cry for us. You watch how others curse at us. You watch how everyone hates us for it. You watch how our dignities fall. You watch as that smile creep across your face in satisfaction. Yeah, pretty good gossip huh...
Well suckers, bitch all you want, but you will never find out the truth. Besides, we have much more important things to worry about, yknow like how raya is in a week's time, rather than fuss over how you judge us.
#4S'10isfuckingawesome
