Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
"4S, please take out everything that you need for the exam, entry proof, ez-link card... anything else that you need?"
"Textbooks!"
"Notes!"
"Answer sheets!"
Yeah, that's 4S for you. Anyway, we were the only Sec 4 class to take exams in the morning so we had the whole hall (and aircon) to ourselves and I felt kinda powerful. And I had English O Level Oral today and guess what, I was the last person in my group! I swear I thought I was going to rot and decompose in the hall for 3 hours but thank god for Hanis, Eliqah and Syahirah who were in my row. We laughed our asses off throughout the entire waiting time, making tranny faces and trying to imitate Eliqah's man voice. Anyway, the Oral theme we got was pretty easy, it was about fitness and health. But the picture was quite retarded to me, it showed two teenage guys skipping ropes like gays and then there's old people somewhere in there plus a tall apartment block at the back, okay wait I'll draw for you. I like to draw --->
Okay so there's Gay 1 with the red jump rope and then there's Gay 2 with the blue jump rope (they weren't actually in colour because the picture was in black and white but sho pretty now right) and then there's grass everywhere cause they're skipping rope in the middle of a field. Then there's like old people in the background also skipping rope and a tall apartment building in the background. So the first few questions were perfectly fine,
1) Why do you think these people have gathered here?
What came out from my mouth : The people are part of a movement organised for the neighbourhood residents to promote a healthy lifestyle...
What I was actually thinking in my head : Oh, they're having a gay fest skipping merrily hoping someone would snap their picture and send to Voguelicious.
2) Do you think it is a good practice for the people here?
What came out from my mouth : Yes, it helps keep their body fit and at the same time give them an opportunity to interact with their fellow citizens...
What I was actually thinking in my head : FYEAH!! Promote gay-ism so that abortion rate will go down.
But the third question kanasai!
3) What do you think someone looking down from the window of the apartment block might be thinking? My face ---> :O
What came out from my mouth : Um...
What I was actually thinking in my head : *silence*
So, I bullshitted some crap la. I mean, the apartment block looked totally innocent and harmless, please. So moving on to conversation, (which totally left me stumped) the first question was : What type of house do you live in? WTF IT'S NOT EVEN RELATED TO THE THEME IT'S SO TOTALLY NOT FUNNY PLEASE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE IN ENGLAND SETTING THE O LEVELS PAPER AH OMG LA AND I SMILE UNTIL MY FACE CRAM AT THE EXAMINERS THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER SMILING BACK KANASAI KANASAI KANASAI. Okay, outburst over. And I can't believe I just typed a whole blog post about Oral I am so obviously a Sec 4, I am not cool anymore!!! :( :( :(
& hmmm guess what, tomorrow's my last paper for Prelim Two and I only need to reach school at 11 and spend one hour doing the paper and after that I'm free to party! Heh heh the 4S Kampung Kids have epic plans for post-prelims tomorrow and yeah we're totally disregarding the fact that O Levels is in exactly 60 days because we must let our brains fallow so that it will become fresh and fertile again just like land after slash-and-burn.
YAY CUBS WON BRONZE! They trashed Montenaghfsggduh (I dunno how to spell and I don't want to spell) 4-1 and it was quite an exciting match ah. If only they had played like this against Haiti, I'm pretty sure they would have gotten the gold medal. The way the Cubs celebrated their goal was sho kewt! And omg one of the MNE players lifted up his shirt in front of the camera and revealed hardrock abs and it was fullscreen on my TV screen and I was spazzing out cause I fall for guys with awesome abs like that :) Four for Singapore, you go Singapore!
Pee-ass : Trying to convince a guy that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the same guy in 500 Days of Summer and Inception is the hardest shit on Earth.
