Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
I honestly think that the teacher that 4S loves most is Mrs Chew. I wanted to make it a special Teachers' Day for her, and on behalf of my class, I went to buy this HUMONGOUS helium balloon for her. It was painstakingly pretty, with colourful hearts. I had to go through so much trouble protecting it in the train and in the bus, shunning away grimy fingers who tried poking it. I was certain that she, as well as my classmates, would like it very much. I was also certain that God hates me because shit always happens to me. My Mum accidentally hit the balloon against the fan and it burst. Along with my strength and dignity. I cried for two hours straight, I was practically deranged, panicking on how to get a replacement balloon as it was already late in the night. I honestly felt like as if I had let my class down. I can't even do a simple fucking thing, such as getting a helium balloon safely to my teacher.
But then again, I thank God for blessing me with wonderful friends. Friends who assured me that things will be okay. Friends who convinced me that it's not my fault. Friends who tell me that I still look good despite donning puffy and swollen eyes from all that crying. Friends who are willing to get into trouble with me. So this morning, Eliqah and Zunairah met me at the airport at 6.30am to get a stupid helium balloon, when we really should be in school. And since we were already late, we purposely took the long route to school and strut into school at 8.30am cause we're BFAB. But you know, I still keep the burst balloon under my bed, as I feel that it was a totem of my realisation of who my true friends are and also I just felt that it was prettier than the replacement balloon and it was such a pity to throw it away.
So thank you Eliqah, Zunairah, Tanya Chloe, Azwyn, Hanan, Kimbo, Mardiana, Zayanah, and Shai for going through my shit together with me. I wouldn't have made it without you guys.
My friends are those who would laugh together with me in jail (:
Watched Step Up 3D again. Rip-off ticket prices but at least now I can confirm that Kid Darkness > Harry Shum Jr.
& this is what kids who lack of love do -.-
Have you ever felt like you're in a movie-ish situation? Like the thing that you're going through at that very moment could only happen in the movies? I felt exactly that yesterday. It's going to be a long story, so brace yourselves.
Yesterday was my last paper for Prelim 2 and since it was only Science MCQ, I only had to come to school for an hour, at 11am. Which means, I could sleep in on a school day! :> So yeah, I set my alarm at 8am, but sleeping in was so syiok that I snoozed my alarm until 8.50am (cue :O face). So yup I was already running late cause I always take forever to bathe and get ready and by 10am, I was still at home! Plus the bus decided to be slow of all Goddamned days and by the time I was at the SJI bus stop, it was already 10.30. (Cue suspense music) Then, as I was crossing the overhead bridge, I saw 151 and I ran like crazy fuck for it and I was like fyeah when I managed to catch the bus in time. I was even smiling like an idiot at random strangers in the bus cause I was just so happy I caught the bus, plus I thought 'Yay, I can make it in time for my exam!'. But you know how I don't wear my glasses unless I'm in class and I'm pretty blind, so I didn't realise that I was on 153, instead of 151, (cue :O face) until I ended up in some strange place in TPY. So I tapped the shoulder of the lady sitting in front of me and asked her what bus I was on. When she replied, 'Bus ah? Uhhh 153 ah girl!' I cussed under my breath and got down and it was already 10.45!!! The reporting time for the exam!!! So I started panicking and called everyone in my class to tell them I was lost and then I hailed a cab and the minute I was in it, I yelled "UNCLE, CEDAR AVENUE! DRIVE LIKE F1 PLEASE I'M LATE FOR MY EXAMMMM!" and then he scolded me cause he said I lacked in discipline and all but at least he drove very fast and by the time I reached the foyer it was already 10.57 and I just threw my cash at him, didn't bother taking my change, and sprinted across the courtyard and up to the hall where the rest of the Sec 4 cohort was already inside, banged open the door and their faces were like :O :O (maybe they thought I was the ghost in the hall), dumped my bag on the floor, rushed to my seat and saw that the digital clock on stage read 10.58am, exactly two minutes before the exam started. & I thought to myself, "Syu, you're Superwoman."
Told you it was a long story, but anyway PRELIMS ARE OVER BITCHES!!! And hello of course I won't delay my partying time so right after school, the 4S Kampung Kids + Lee + Aliah + Tiffy played hide-and-seek in Cedar and our Malay teacher was very nice because she let us hide in her Malay class and even pakat with us :> We even played really stupid games like charades (Hanis acting out The Exorcist was fucking hilarious), what time is it Mr Wolf, Pepsi Cola and Truth & Dare. After which we bathed in school like sneaky little unicorns and headed down to Marina Bay to break fast together and watch the fireworks since it was YOG Closing Ceremony day! You know, I am pretty sad that YOG is over because it was fun and exciting plus so many hot ang mohs in our city (No more Tom Daley). But anyway, we caught West Grand Boulevard and The Great Spy Experiment performing there and we had a fucking clear view of the YOG Closing Ceremony, because of the huge screen provided there, AND the fireworks from where we were at!
Shameless friends who approach random ang mohs, don't care if they're athletes or not.
Party first, regret later.
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, NUR ELIQAH BTE MOHD ALI! <3
(Eli Kat/ Eli Porter Kat/ Eli Seronnin)
Okay you honestly need to stop camwhoring with my camera, I can find a thousand and one photos of you in my comp. Anyway you're cute (only for today) and you're a retarded and you do retarded stuff with me! Bus 23 days, going for U-Kiss together, ponning morning assembly, going on food hunts, providing me with food 24/7, allowing me to kick your chair and put stuff in your hair in class (it must suck to sit in front of me right) and go thread eyebrows together! :> I still can't believe we became friends in Sec 1 during FRENCH Class. Omg we, of all people, took French sia. We can barely pass Higher Malay, still want to take French. Thank God we both quit :/ YAY I LUV YOU, GIRLFRIEND PLEASE BE MORE MATURE LIKE ME AND GET SOME ABS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT <3 <3
"4S, please take out everything that you need for the exam, entry proof, ez-link card... anything else that you need?"
"Textbooks!"
"Notes!"
"Answer sheets!"
Yeah, that's 4S for you. Anyway, we were the only Sec 4 class to take exams in the morning so we had the whole hall (and aircon) to ourselves and I felt kinda powerful. And I had English O Level Oral today and guess what, I was the last person in my group! I swear I thought I was going to rot and decompose in the hall for 3 hours but thank god for Hanis, Eliqah and Syahirah who were in my row. We laughed our asses off throughout the entire waiting time, making tranny faces and trying to imitate Eliqah's man voice. Anyway, the Oral theme we got was pretty easy, it was about fitness and health. But the picture was quite retarded to me, it showed two teenage guys skipping ropes like gays and then there's old people somewhere in there plus a tall apartment block at the back, okay wait I'll draw for you. I like to draw --->
Okay so there's Gay 1 with the red jump rope and then there's Gay 2 with the blue jump rope (they weren't actually in colour because the picture was in black and white but sho pretty now right) and then there's grass everywhere cause they're skipping rope in the middle of a field. Then there's like old people in the background also skipping rope and a tall apartment building in the background. So the first few questions were perfectly fine,
1) Why do you think these people have gathered here?
What came out from my mouth : The people are part of a movement organised for the neighbourhood residents to promote a healthy lifestyle...
What I was actually thinking in my head : Oh, they're having a gay fest skipping merrily hoping someone would snap their picture and send to Voguelicious.
2) Do you think it is a good practice for the people here?
What came out from my mouth : Yes, it helps keep their body fit and at the same time give them an opportunity to interact with their fellow citizens...
What I was actually thinking in my head : FYEAH!! Promote gay-ism so that abortion rate will go down.
But the third question kanasai!
3) What do you think someone looking down from the window of the apartment block might be thinking? My face ---> :O
What came out from my mouth : Um...
What I was actually thinking in my head : *silence*
So, I bullshitted some crap la. I mean, the apartment block looked totally innocent and harmless, please. So moving on to conversation, (which totally left me stumped) the first question was : What type of house do you live in? WTF IT'S NOT EVEN RELATED TO THE THEME IT'S SO TOTALLY NOT FUNNY PLEASE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE IN ENGLAND SETTING THE O LEVELS PAPER AH OMG LA AND I SMILE UNTIL MY FACE CRAM AT THE EXAMINERS THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER SMILING BACK KANASAI KANASAI KANASAI. Okay, outburst over. And I can't believe I just typed a whole blog post about Oral I am so obviously a Sec 4, I am not cool anymore!!! :( :( :(
& hmmm guess what, tomorrow's my last paper for Prelim Two and I only need to reach school at 11 and spend one hour doing the paper and after that I'm free to party! Heh heh the 4S Kampung Kids have epic plans for post-prelims tomorrow and yeah we're totally disregarding the fact that O Levels is in exactly 60 days because we must let our brains fallow so that it will become fresh and fertile again just like land after slash-and-burn.
YAY CUBS WON BRONZE! They trashed Montenaghfsggduh (I dunno how to spell and I don't want to spell) 4-1 and it was quite an exciting match ah. If only they had played like this against Haiti, I'm pretty sure they would have gotten the gold medal. The way the Cubs celebrated their goal was sho kewt! And omg one of the MNE players lifted up his shirt in front of the camera and revealed hardrock abs and it was fullscreen on my TV screen and I was spazzing out cause I fall for guys with awesome abs like that :) Four for Singapore, you go Singapore!
Pee-ass : Trying to convince a guy that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the same guy in 500 Days of Summer and Inception is the hardest shit on Earth.
XOXO
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(10.43 pm)
Hi, Singapore Cubs just lost to Haiti 2-0. I felt that the Haitian goalkeeper's shirt was too big and too bright. Oh, and some Haitian player picked his wedgie on TV, my God.
"Haiti too much already, they dive more than Tom Daley!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Born From A Boombox
Guess who watched Step Up 3D yesterday? :>
Okay, now imagine everything in 3D, where everything seems to be falling on you and the leaves and bubbles is within your reach. It's so amazing! I swear, the movie was so good, I think I'm going to watch it over and over again. The dance moves are all so awesome, plus many hot people in it. If you're planning to watch it, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT IN 3D, OKAY? SAY OKAY. And go hear the soundtrack while you're on it, it's so fxcking awesum :> You know, I was taking the midnight bus home yesterday and I was the only one in it and I was seriously very scared because 1) the driver was a bangla, 2) since it's Hungry Ghost month, the bus could actually be, yknow 'full'. Anyway, speaking of Hungry Ghost month, you know how people give offerings to the spirits, and some of them are food right, so I was thinking since it is also fasting month, does that mean the ghosts can only eat the offerings after 7pm?
Oh and I feel that everything exciting and fun happens this year, like all the good concerts, all the Kpop stars coming down, YOG, Baybeats/Singfest/F1 Rocks, all the good movies and many more. And it just HAVE to be in our O Level year. FASFLs (Fuck All Sec Fours Lives)
"Did you study?"
"No, did you?"
"Nope... so what are you gonna do?"
"Bullshit."
I have officially declared bullshitting a lifeskill.
Hi Percy, since I know you can't read analog clocks (stop pretending that you can), I have decided to digitalize the time for you!
I AM SO NICE OMG :>
(Pee-ass : The weather has been so cold lately that I had to resort to wearing my track jacket in my room :/ )
I am completely brain-drained from exams and I seriously lack in sleep but yesterday has got to be the most fun I've had in months. Eliqah, Zunairah, Sharianty, Azwyn, Hanan, Syahirah, Hanis and I went to Ikea to play hide-and-seek! Yknow, just like in 500 Days of Summer! :> And we got scolded by so many people, from the St Gabs dude to the makcik (aunty) in Ikea. The St Gabs dude death-glared us and told us to shut up cause we were making too much noise in the bus but honestly, just minutes before he was playing Star Wars with his friend. Do you honestly think that we would take someone who pretends that his umbrella is a fucking light sabre seriously? And omg the makcik was so fucking annoying, I swear. Because we were playing and testing out the beds, she was nearby with her two daughters and she purposely lamented loudly, "These kids come here after school make so much noise, I am going to complain! -turns to her kids- Don't be like them when you grow up okay? From their actions we can tell that their parents never teach them, what their parents ask them come here buy beds is it?" Like wtf, just because we're in school uniform, it means we can't buy stuff from Ikea? What, are we limited to only schools and *Scape now? And pee-ass, we weren't even making THAT much noise. Plus she was really short and only came up to my chest and she tried to read my nametag when I ran past her and she went like, "What's her name, Syah-what?". She can't even read my goddamn name properly! And even if she did complain, I don't actually give a flying fuck. My school can't kick me out anyway, I've already paid for my O Levels.
So anyway, we, the 4S Kampong Kids, continued with our hide-and-seek game and I teamed with Azwyn in the first game and we went to hide in a showroom under this huge study table and used the chair to cover ourselves and we honestly thought we were geniuses for picking that awesome spot but guess what, we got caught by Zu and Shar like two minutes after the game started. It was after we got caught that we realized the chair had holes and that we were freaking obvious -.- HAHA. Eliqah dragged me to hide in a bathtub in the next game and it was so freaking epic. I swear, Ikea is the best place to play hide-and-seek. We're gonna try playing at a Vivo and airport next! I know I'm talking like as if Prelims are over when in actual fact I still have two major History papers and Physics/Chem MCQ. But then again, we're 4S and fun > priorities > exams. And talking about exams, I swear our school hates us. That was one shit A Maths paper we had yesterday. It was so difficult that I heard even TSKs were crying over it. The questions I didn't know how to do > The questions I knew how to do. I also think I screwed up Geog because I have this awful habit of not studying and entering the examination hall, planning to wing it, and coming out of the hall expecting to pass. BUT NOT MY FAULT I WAS DISTRACTED BY YOG SOCCER WHAT. I tried to multitask by putting my Geog notes in front of my face while peeking over the top of my notes to watch the match, but failed :'( Anyway, congrats Cubs, you guys played awesome! :> Singapore so kiasu, semis tickets sold out in 5 minutes so annoying. But you know my dad just told me that he's good friends with the YOG soccer coach, so I'm asking him to get tickets for me!
& guess what, I'm missing Baybeats as I'm typing all this. Sigh, FML.
TEENAGERS : We hate school, we cause shit, we fight, we love, we cry. We’re all fucked up and that's the truth.
Oh, the hall doors starting shaking violently and swinging open by themselves today. Stop delusioning me that it's the wind, it's the fucking ghost you dumbfucks! #scaredshitless
HAHAHAHA OMG WIN OF THE WEEK! :>
Prince Zuko so ugly.
Um, hi. I should be studying now. Because I have Chem and E Maths prelims tomorrow but since I'm already online, I shall take this opportunity to say that I have one of the shittiest seats in the examination hall because to my right is the door which I swear I will start crying if it swings open randomly while I'm doing my paper because yeah I'm pretty sure it's the ghost in the hall that's playing with it and then to my left is...
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Eliqah -.-
Hi girlfriend don't hate me, I still luv you.
And oh, I seriously think that Cedar sucks for clashing Prelims with YOG and Baybeats. They're all sitting behind their desks in the teachers staff room and General Office plotting evil, I tell you.
This movie wins. It's totally apt for Anti-Twilight fans like me. Can't wait to watch it! :> Anyway, I'm super hyped up for YOG. Aren't you? I mean, the Opening Ceremony yesterday totally impressed me and I kinda felt proud of Singapore. What with all the pretty fireworks and all. But please ah, Singapore needs to stop with the random fireworks, one firework is enough to pay for my whole university education okay. Oh, and the part where all the flag-bearers came out was super funny! It was so obvious that they didn't rehearse and it cracked me up so badly that some of them walked straight and stoned or turned the other direction. The best part, the lost souls had to turn back to the other side and you would just suddenly see one lone figure waving the flag across your TV screen. And the Olympic torch lighthouse thingy was so cool omg it left me mindblown. I didn't expect Singapore to be so cool.
"Why isn't Sean Kingston here?"
"Cause if he was, the floating platform will be a sinking platform."
Wow, I'm so funny, right! But the real reason as to why Sean Kingston didn't turn up for the opening ceremony, is because he's tagging along on Justin Bieber's world tour -.- #failAnyway, Mummy bought me a new study table today and I'm using it while typing this right now but you know that it's so freaking huge that it eats up all the space in my room. It's not as if I have alot of study materials to begin with. But yeah, took the opportunity to try out my new study table by doing this --->
To Cedar Girls' Secondary School and their disciplinary measures : YOU CAN SUCK IT. Because you see the nametag on the bottom, yeah that's my normal nametag. See the nametag on the top, it belongs to Zunairah's younger brother. And guess what, I have been wearing his nametag for the past 2/3 weeks and I didn't even get caught. Neither by teachers nor prefects. Plus, I wasn't even wearing my school badge, so I would have gotten caught for something right? Tsk, blind unpervertic people refuse to look at my chest.
You know, I really wonder how many school rules I can break by the end of this year.
And pee-ass : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS CHEW! 4S LUVS YOU! <3
Hi everyone, if you're sixteen and own at least half a brain, please learn from my mistake today.
DO NOT RIDE THE FREE SLIDE AT CHANGI AIRPORT T3, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SUFFER FROM A CONCUSSION SERIOUSLY.
Lee, remember how we planned to spend 30 dollars at the airport just so we can ride the 3-storey slide together? Imma pass on that cause I think I have a phobia of the slides now after today.
1. Higher Malay paper was thoroughly draining. And my sister was right, I AM going to fail my peribahasa :(
2. Mug fest at Changi Aiport with 4S Kampung Kids.
3. Eliqah, Azwyn and I weren't in the mood to study so we mooched around T2 playing with the redundant plane exhibition and getting lost in the office building.
4. We decided to play the slide at T3 yay!
5.
That's me going down the slide.
"Eh, my school skirt is so smooth and slippery! Let me pull my legs up so that I can slide down faster!"
6.
And when I turned the corner, my abnormally long legs collided into the inner walls of the slide, causing my right knee to bang against my forehead, hard. Very hard.
7.
And that is my very, very big blue-black baluku on my forehead :(
I swear I thought I was going to get a concussion and die. But the funny thing is, my knee hurts more than my head. In fact, my knee has this ginormous bruise on it which hurts every time I bend my knee, whereas my head is not indented or anything! Thus,
Moral of the story (1) : Stick to the computer. Leave the playgrounds for the kids.
Moral of the story (2) : My head is not hollow hahahahah
THE END
"When you're being hated, it means you're standing up for something."
You know, I can never imagine being in any other class than 4S. I love how the whole class is bonded and there's no specific cliques anymore. I think the whole class got closer from being hated by teachers and other classes. We created this happy bubble around us just because we can and because we don't give an utter damn. I live for drama, and that's exactly what 4S offers. Just like today. Despite getting shit, it was pretty much a blessing in disguise and it solves our previous dilemma cleanly. It would be so much easier for 4S to move on with life guilt-free, middle finger in the air. But we're unfortunate to have such a nice/kind/caring FT like Mrs Chew. I think she's the only reason that 4S is still aware of their much-neglected conscience. She brought tears to our eyes today - we were deeply touched and words couldn't express our appreciation. I think 4S holds the record of having the most numbers of teachers walking out of class on us, and we're most probably the most controversial class in the history of Cedar. To all : Don't bother trying to pry or even attempt to understand what we're going through. You have not faced the two years of shit we've gone through, and you will never will. To my dearest 4S : Fight on. In exactly 3 months, O Levels will be over and then we're free to fuck our lives. "Drama follows 4S wherever we go." Hell yeah it does.
On a much much lighter note, today I realized that stupid stuffs always happens to me. Like how after Chem/Physics prac just now and we were all walking back to class from the lab, Zu just suddenly started singing 'Hollaback Girl' so I got super excited and started jumping up and down, screaming "ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LIKE THISSSS!" but me, being the lucky one right, just had to do at the front door of 4P and the whole class turned to stare at me and what more Mrs Koh death-glared me -.- & & & I really hope Percy liked the present I made for her plus I got her the Cinnamon Melts she demanded since weeks ago. Oh, Lee and I tried carrying Nat across the classroom block but we barely made it halfway before dropping her because SHE'S SO HEAVY OMG. We were struggling to carry her and we were screaming "Omg you're so heavy why are you so heavy!". Coming from the two kids who were carrying you and can bench-press more than you, I really think you need to cut down on the Cinnamon Melts, Percy Wong heh heh heh.
Anywayyy, Fighting Spiders 2 is on TV now! :> Omg I absolutely love this show. Don't you think that Charlie is so fat and cute? Plus, I think that Game On girl is very, very pretty. Cute boys! :D ---->
I can't believe that Prelims have already started and here I am still spending time on Twitter and FB and blogging and watching Avatar and Fighting Spiders despite having my HMT exam tomorrow and pfft it's not as if I'm some Malay prodigy or anything. And my family is so not supportive please. "Why aren't you studying?" "It's only Malay tomorrow whaaaat" "Oh sorry, I forgot that you're an A1 Malay student right?" My Mummy was being sarcastic, I'm a freaking C6 Malay student and my Malay sucks shizz balls and when I asked my sister to help me test my Peribahasa (idioms) she gave up after 10 minutes, threw my Peribahasa list on the floor, told me that I suck and that I'm going to fail tomorrow and then stormed into her room.
Bitch.
It's 4.12 am now and...
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, NATALIE!! <3
My drop-dead gorgeous Percy is finally turning sixteen today! :> For four years, we've done some pretty crazy shit together. From climbing over the canteen stalls in school and stealing Milo powder at 2am in the morning, movie marathon cum sleepover, sleeping in the school courtyard, climbing all over the school roof, running in front of the toilet mirrors to check out our abs, the tattoo-on-forehead dare, running away from serial killers and our 100 Dares in Cedar. If not for you Nat, I would have been so sane I could be a nun and I love you truckloads and you don't need to read this measly blog post to know that <3
Check out my birthday present for Nat! & no I'm not afraid that she'll see this, because let reiterate, IT'S 4AM IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
(I really hope she likes it :/ )
Dear
YOU'RE AMAZING, SMART, HOT AND NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE STANDARDS CAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!! :>
Love, Hugs & Farts,
First day of fasting month today. One down, 29 more days to go. Here are some of the mistakes I learnt from fasting today.
THINGS SYU SHOULD NEVER DO WHILE FASTING FOR THE NEXT 29 DAYS
- Do not bring your water bottle to school.
- Do not use coarse language. Syu : "Lee, since I'm fasting today, I can't lie, curse or say bad words like 'Fuck'. Shit, I just said 'Fuck'! :O "
- Stop using the excuse that your cusses are nouns, every single time you accidentally swear. Like, stop saying that 'shit' is a noun, and thus can be used in a sentence.
- Do not watch/read porn after school. Especially not the NC-21/Grade A ones.
- Do not sit at the dinner table 15 minutes before break fast. You'll get bored and hungrier.
FMLVM
- My cat peed into my schoolbag. And I have school tomorrow.
- Vampire Weekend will be performing in Singapore for a one-night only showcase and I won't be able to catch it because it's right smack in between my E Maths Paper 1 and 2.
- Heard that The Last Airbender sucks mofo balls and that it's a racist movie because the Fire Nations people are all Indians because fire equals to burnt you know and Prince Zuko is not even remotely cute.
- Syu : "Teacher, did you catch the pretty fireworks last night?" A Maths tutor : "Eh, no. I was too busy playing computer games." Oh my God, I know right. I still can't believe he said that. How can anyone NOT like fireworks, they're so pretty and exciting. My tutor then later on went to justify his reason for staying at home by saying that the fireworks display is the same every year and playing Starcraft is more thrilling. Just knowing the fact that there are people who thinks computer games > pretty fireworks got me slightly depressed. What is up with A Maths teachers and gaming, seriously.
- I can't think of a Number 5 to add to my FML list but I refuse to stop at Number 4 because it's similar to 'die' in Chinese and I am superstitious like that so yes, FML.
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6. Oh wait, I just thought of another FML. There's this creeper/paedo on FB who has the same name as Eli(qah) and added both me and Eli(qah) on FB and since me and Eli(qah) are married on FB, he's been sending us stupid messages like "u truely married 2 eli kat..-hmm dat good n y didn't u invite me 2 your wedding...?" and " u got married n u 4got 2 invite your twin bro... me 2 e wedding... not taught of u at all... hope u are truely married... is Nurul Syuhaidah also a lady like u are" like wtf he looks like a horny bangla and learn some English please and ugh now because of him all the numbers in my blog post are ugly and wrong FML FML FMLVM!!!!
You are now currently reading the blog of the future first ever female Red Lions flyer.You know, the parachute people during NDP. So yeah, when I grow up Imma be part of the Red Lions and make Singapore proud of me every 9th of August. I'm not even kidding here, I don't think I want to be a famous fishmonger in Japan anymore. I felt so inspired watching them on TV during the NDP yesterday, and Atikah said that to be part of the Red Lions team, you need to have a minimum of 180 jumps under your belt so... I wonder if my high jumps and long jumps count because if they do then woohoo I confirm qualify already! :>
DID YOU CATCH THE AWESOME FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT?
Well, I did and I must say, this year's fireworks display was really very good and it was much longer as compared to last year. I really, really love fireworks and I was out of my mind happy that I got such a good spot to watch them yesterday. I was so close to the fireworks that I didn't even have to zoom when taking pictures!
Thank you Singapore for being so very rich and thus being able to afford so many fireworks.
(Click on it, it's supposed to move!)
& these were my favourite fireworks cause you can see the pretty stars! :>
And I also have a video of the fireworks which I'm going to watch over and over again because it makes me happy. And I don't care, next year Imma book a hotel room at Marina Bay Sands and catch the fireworks atop my chaise float in my swimsuit while lounging in the Skypark pool. Just like how Katy Perry did! And I can. You know why? Cause O Levels would be over by then. But right now Prelim 2 is in just 3 days and all that I studied today was Twitter. Back to the books!
My daddy's advice : Before you punch someone's face, remember to hold your breath. It'll hurt less.
My daddy's the best, cause he has never wavered from believing that his baby girl's a fighter.
"You know what, Syu's right. We don't need boys because she has chocolates and I have cinammon melts. "
Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Oh, right. Happy birthday Singapore. Thanks for the awesome weather lately.
Ultimate fave scene from Mean Girls! Took me forever to find it on Tumblr. Speaking of which, I posted up a whole bunch of epic Mean Girls reblogs on my Tumblr, they're hilarious, go check them out! :>
"Andnoneforgretchenweinersbye."
"You go, Glen Coco!"
National Day celebrations yesterday! Was pretty boring actually, except for the fact that 4S got damn high in the hall during indoor celebrations, doing the stupid train thing and all. We totally crashed the stage, yeah you know why, cause we're almost too cool to function.
Anyway, had Chem practicals after that and after which, headed down to Sharianty's crib for our Cup Noodle Party with Zu, Hanan, Eliqah, Nicole and Hanis. Freaking epic cause we were watching My Sister's Keeper and trying very hard not to cry, and also Mean Girls! Omg I love that movie so much, I think all of us memorized the lines by heart already.
I doubt I have ever told anyone this, but I am a closet Avatar : The Legend of Aang lover and I have watched every single episode of the cartoon series. Yes, secret geek I am. I can't wait to watch the movie and despite the fact that the actors aren't Asian and Jackson Rathbone's in it, which makes it even less Asian, I still think the movie looks pretty cool.
& I think that Mrs Chew is so freaking funny!
Mrs Chew : "Then that Kerry perform ytd right?"
She meant Katy Perry, really. HAHAHAHA
UH OH 4S IS IN A DILEMMA.
4S has a secret. A dirty little secret.
Just like the one the gorgeous girls in Pretty Little Liars have.
Pee-ass : Did I mention how depressed I am that I'm not at SingFest? Well, hell yeah I am. Rummaging for my Tokio Hotel and Forever The Sickest Kids cds just so I can blast them and have my very own SingFest right here in my house. #FML
I ponned school today because 1) I can, and 2) I lack of sleep. Besides, today has a shitty timetable and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so! Lee, Atikah and Nat Wong also ponned hahaha. But I shall make good use of today and mug my ass of because I just realised that 1) Prelim 2 is in 8 days, 2) fasting month is in 6 days and 3) Raya is in one month.
Still can't believe I'm breathing in the same air as Katy Perry, Tokio Hotel and 30 Seconds to Mars and I am NOT watching them at SingFest. FML big time >:(
OMFG ATIKAH AND I NEARLY DIED TODAY AND I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING HERE!!! The 966 we were on suddenly ran over something and one of the tyres burst and then there was this major bump in the bus and everyone was too shocked to react and the bus started skidding on the road for like 50 metres and it was swerving left and right for very long and I seriously thought that the bus was gonna crash into another car or the curb or a tree and kill everyone inside the bus including me and Atikah. Or it could have burst out in flames, but either way we would have ended up dying. It was seriously fucking scary and I honestly thought I was going to die. Once the bus halted to a stop and the doors opened, I was the first one to jump out of the bus and the first thing I did when my feet touched ground, was to laugh cause I was just so happy to be alive. Oh you know, the Indian guy sitting in front of us was freaking epic because he was sleeping before the accident happened and when the bump occurred, he woke up in shock and started flailing his arms madly hahahah.
Yeah I know this is a real lousy picture and even Atikah said that I was a horrible photographer. It looks like an ordinary bus illegally parking by the roadside right but I was trying very hard to take a picture of the bus as un-kiasu-ly as possible so this was the best I got! And if you look really closely, you can see that the bus is tilted to one side because the tyre pancet the other side!!
But you know, if I had died in the accident (strong emphasis on the 'if'' here), I'm sure I would've been missed by a whole bunch of people, because when I'm gone, (i) Zunairah, who's going to buy ice-cream everyday after school with you? (ii) Eliqah, who's going to thread your eyebrows with you? (iii) Percy, who's going to complete the 100 Dares in Cedar with you? (iv) Lee, who's gonna fight and make dugong noises with you? And (v) My dearest 4S, who's going to scream at you to do your duty and sweep the floor so that we can win Cleanest Class Award and go to the flyer, huh!
I had always wondered whether I would leave an impact when I die, but I gladly take back my words now.
On a lighter note, I want to bump into hot, hot, smokin' hot Katy Perry in Singapore! Then I can finally ask her where she got that purple hair dye she used in the California Gurls MV, from :D
Pee-ass : Happy Sixteenth, Ahmad! You future IB kid! :>
"Don't be afraid to stand out, be afraid to fit in."
"When you have haters you know you're doing something right."
I am currently in love with Dave Days' videos. He's joining my list of Fave YouTube stars alongside Shane Dawson, TheMidnightBeast and Charlie!
Anyway, I'm kinda pissed off because this afternoon, I gave my sister $1.40 to buy for me Pocky at the vending machine below my house. And guess what. It ate up my coins!!! >:( So, I decided to go down and fight with the vending machine. I lost. >:( >:( >:(
I HATE LOSING TO INANIMATE THINGS GODDAMNIT FUUUUUC---
So yesterday night, Natalie dragged me for her friend's drama production at ACSI. It was quite nice, to be honest. It felt like forever since I last talked to Percy so we talked and gossipped our asses off (yeah all this during the drama itself, but uhm whatever). Pretty fun night, but the drama was yet to come.
After the play ended, Natalie and I decided to grab some supper so we agreed to walk back to Buona Vista station from ACSI because we have great navigational skills like that. And that was when it happened...
It was a long, dark pathway. We were surrounded with nothing but trees, overhanging branches and leaves brushing against our arms. The time on Natalie's analog watch which she doesn't know how to read, showed 9.45pm. Silence engulfed us except for the occasional zoom of the cars on the road next to us. Suddenly Syu's gut feeling told her to check behind them, and she did.
"Omg Nat, there's a serial killer behind us!"
Natalie responded to that by quickening her pace. Syu followed suit, heartbeat racing a mile a minute. What if he has a parang? What if he kills us? What if he rapes us? Syu pushed away those frightening thoughts out of her mind and tried to think rationally. He's still a few metres behind us, we have time to make a getaway, Syu figured.
"Nat, turn around, quick check if the serial killer is still there, hurry Nat do it," Syu whispered into Natalie's ear.
"No, YOU turn around, I don't want to!"
"OMG NAT, THE SERIAL KILLER IS NOT THERE ANYMORE SHIT HOW -- "
But before Syu could finish her sentence, Natalie had already started running before her. We both ran and ran on the long pathway, which at that moment seemed like it had no end. We were completely certain that the killer was right behind us, his hot breath against the nape of our necks.
"Eh can we run on the road?" Natalie questioned. Syu nodded and hence we cut through the bushes and onto the road. However, we were mortified to know that the road was a double yellow line! Plus, the cars were zooming so close to us, a huge gust of wind would rape our hair every single time they drove past. We were almost certain that if the serial killer didn't get to us to chop us into tiny pieces, the cars would.
At that moment, Natalie hollered over all the traffic ruckus, "IS IT ILLEGAL TO RUN ON A DOUBLE-LINED ROAD? OH MY GOSH IT IS ILLEGAL AHHHHHHH!" and she started tearing down the road, faster than I have ever seen her run during training warm-ups, and what more she was in a skirt. Syu chased down the road after her, screaming things like, "OH MY GOD WE'RE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS, WE'RE GONNA SPEND O LEVELS IN JAIL!!" and "OH MY GOD RJ DOES NOT TAKE IN KIDS WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS!!" and after what seemed like 100m, we finally reached the end of the road, embracing and taking relief in the bright lights of the traffic junction.
"Okay, we're safe now, " assured Syu.
But out of the corner of her eye, Syu spotted horror. It was the serial killer!!!! :O :O But something was amiss..
Natalie resolved the mystery,
"Eh, the serial killer's a bangla, no wonder cannot see la!"
THE END.
Okay, we so fail :'( You know we had to pretend we're drunk so that people won't think we're mad. Besides, it was Saturday night, it should be self-explanatory right.
This was before all the madness happened.
Welcome to our yacht!
"Walao Nat you don't drama la, you want drama you go on stage!"
I believe that last night was an omen, despite me wanting it to happen.
Oh wow, it's August already? FML.
I believe that last night was an omen, despite me wanting it to happen.
Oh wow, it's August already? FML.
