You're the coolest and most good-looking coach around and without you, I wouldn't have been the athlete I am now. 4 years under you has taught me so much and has moulded me into this disciplined and motivated athlete that I am now. Without you, I wouldn't have gotten my first Nationals Gold medal for high jump and I owe everything to you. I am gonna miss all your hardcore trainings, all your lame jokes that nobody laughs at except for me, all the times you scream and yell at me to hold my arch and to get the height first during high jump, gonna miss your horrible English, and your pasta and kueh lapis. Cedar Jumpers luv you and I really, really hope to be coached by you again next year! Yes, which means that RJ has to accept my DSA first :(

Had Chem and E Maths today. I know I screwed up E Maths for sure but I really hope that my 11 hours of Chem mugging on Sunday didn't go to waste. Because that would suck so badly. Oh, this is random but have you realized that your hair gets real soft after a few hours in an air-conditioned place? Seriously, like how my hair will get real soft and smooth after two hours of doing exams in the hall and then I'll get distracted by it and start playing and touching with my hair and lose my focus and then I won't have enough time to complete Question 19 and then I'll be depressed later on because I didn't finish my paper when I could but hey, who cares about prelims when you've got great hair. Sec 4 Jumpers chiong-ed down to the canteen straight after our papers to wish Mr Seem a happy birthday and our juniors were really nice because they save us a huge portion of the uber-nice cake and we (I) was gulfing it down like hobos. Btw ("which fyi means by the way" - Wild Child), Lee is an evil dugong! She whacked my hand upwards which caused the cake that I was holding to fly into the air and form a quadratic curve and it landed on my head and bounced off and smushed to the floor. >:(

Yknow, I think I have really weird friends. Like Zunairah. She brought a whole sweet potato to school today. It was really huge, like as if she just freshly uprooted it from a garden, like whoa okay wait let me draw for you --->

Ya it looked like that, I swear! Who even brings such things to school. Actually I thought that it kinda looked like a dick. Speaking of which, last Saturday while in town, NUM were having some sort of guy campaign and they were giving out flyers to guys and guess what. It was a thing to measure your dick. The flyer read, 'Mine's 7. What's yours?', followed by ruler kinda thing below it. And I brought it to school yesterday and took it out during recess and we were all so fascinated by it and were trying to experiment with it and such. And oh, Sharmaine suddenly got a random text during class yesterday saying that she just won $10 000 for some dangdut competition HAHA.

3 more papers to go and then Prelim 1will be over and then Prelim 2 will come and go and then it'll be O's and then I'll be officially free woohoo I can't fucking wait to get out of Cedar so that I don't have to deal with bitchy teachers and a screwed up system and biasedness and I will burn all of my books. I mean, seriously Cedar is even mean to our librarian. Our librarian works twice as hard as any other librarian in other schools yet she doesn't have a pay raise AND she has to deal with all the bitchiness and bs. I'm sad that she's quitting, but I'm happy that at least now her life will be a notch better.

I loathe the radio version of Bedrock. What kind of bs is radio spewing nowadays, man?