Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Monday, May 31, 2010
The Matjock in me kicked in today. Met up with Anisiah, Celine and Tian Qi at PP to play soccer with them today. It has got to be the funniest and most epic soccer game I've ever had. Can't believe it started to rain in PP and we couldn't use the field because it was all muddy and gross so we decided to seek solace at the street soccer court behind PP KFC and we were surprised that it was empty, because usually it would be infested by SA mats and bengs. AND THEN WE REALIZED WHY (Haha read on to find out). The court was very wet and mossy but we thought that it was still usable so we just decided to carry on playing there. It was quite a joke actually because there were only four of us, how to play soccer like that? But we made the best out of it and passed the ball among ourselves and played 2-on-2. It was fun UNTIL we started falling down because the moss was mfing slippery. Now we know why the SA mats and beng abandoned the court -.-
We all had our 'Moss Spots', and Celine was the first to fall and it was seriously funny because she was trying to do some fancy trick while passing the ball to Ani but she ended up falling instead and had moss all over her legs. Then it was Ani's turn to fall and hers was pretty epic because she was the goalkeeper then and she wanted to be a good goalkeeper right, so she wanted to kick away Celine's shot that was aiming for goal and then WHOOSH she slipped on moss and fell on her ass and it was seriously like whoosh okay wait I draw for you :
YA it was like that! Okay wait I forgot to draw in the moss, please imagine a bunch of green thing between Ani's legs and the ball. Oh oh but Tian Qi's fall was the best. I kicked the ball too hard and it flew across the court and was rolling across some moss and water and so, Syu + Ani + Celine : "TIAN, RUN TIAN FASTER FASTER, HURRY MORE VELOCITY, RUN TIAN RUN!". And guess what, she ran and slipped on moss and fell. HAHAHAH can't believe she actually listened to us. And yes, now may I insert the finishing hooker to this paragraph? -----> I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T FALL NYEHNYEH I HAD CLOSE SHAVES BUT I DIDN'T FALL ON MY BUTT LIKE YOU THREE MOSS-LADEN FELL-ON-MY-BUTT-BECAUSE-I-STEPPED-ON-SLIPPERY-MOSS LOSERS HAHAHA.
Yes, that's a picture of Ani with moss on her butt, Celine with moss on her legs and TianQi with moss everywhere. And that's Me, with moss on nowhere! Woohoo I was a moss-free sparkling soccer kid! (Y)
F.Y.I : Anisiah's moss-crusted butt sat on the pink chair in PP KFC and the 2nd seat from the left at the last row of bus 142. So uh, try to avoid those seats as much as possible.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
#thingsbrokepeopledo Roll on the floor, begging their parents for extra money, claiming that it's to help the oil spill at East Coast.
Finally done with The Van Alen Legacy. Hate to put down a good book.
I love yesterday. Because when I stepped into town yesterday, there were sales everywhere and it's like serious slash-price sales and it was as if I died an gone to heaven. But then I went to heaven with no money :( and I could only lust for those pretty clothes and shoes that I saw because I can't fund myself and I highly doubt that my Mummy will fund me either because I broke her favourite CK perfume yesterday. (Your face now ---> :O ) And there was seriously alot of people in town yesterday and it was complete madness because they had some cheerleading thing going on in front of Taka and there were annoying kids running everywhere BUT. I saw Voguelicious!!! Omg they're even hotter and skinnier in real life.
Went for Le Stade - RI(JC)'s fashion show after tuition with Natalie, Steph and Tiffany and we saw Wend, Leena, Kimbo + dancers and Aisyah! It was super cool because Sipei modelled and she looked drop-dead hot and so did all the other RJ Jumpers who modelled. Some of the designs were really awesome and the whole show itself was super cool. Plus, NUM and Frolicks vouchers in the goodie bags! (Y) Oh, but I forgot to mention that the fashion show was at some ulu pandan Tanjong pagar place where all the cargoes go to and Steph, Nat and I got lost on our way there and had to take two taxis because the first taxi dropped us off at some port and we were so scared that we were gonna get raped by banglas.
Do you watch Police & Thief? You know Tok Kong's son? Omg ya he's in Raffles and he modelled yesterday! Steph and I spent 10 minutes trying to convince Nat that it was Tok Kong's son but she was adament about it because she said that Tok Kong's son is not that good-looking.
Tok Kong's son!
Nat : "I told you it was Tok Kong's son!"
Steph + Syu : "Ya, I'm sure." -rolls eyes-
If the three of us get into RJ next year, Steph and Nat can model in the R:Project and I can be the runway! :>
My deserve-to-be-on-Failblog.org face.
No Steph, models do NOT laugh on runways.
Is there like some sort of fashion show etiquette or code that we're suppose to stick to yesterday? Because if there was, Nat and I broke every single one in that book. Eating jellybeans and potato chips, sniggering at weird designs, rating hotness, making lewd comments and laughing our asses off at runway walks that look like as if she was walking with a dislocated shoulder.
Oh there IS a fashion show code of conduct?
Oops.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Was cleaning my desktop and I found these.
Vids of Atikah, Lee and I fighting over Tammie's magazine, last year. And then I jumped on Lee. And then her button popped. And then Lee jumped on me and squashed me nearly half to death on the floor. Tsk, such immature Sec 3s we were. And all this started because why? BECAUSE WE ALL WANTED TO CHECK OUT KIM KARDASHIAN'S BIG BUTT FIRST.
Please don't let this get up on Stomp tonight, classified under 'Girls get violent in top school'.
My friends are artists!
My friends are kewl.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Went for ACS (IB)'s open house with Ariel, Farhain and Atikah today. I'm still pining for Raffles but it doesn't hurt to check out the cool campus and get the free stuff right? After today, I have concluded that IB boys are :
1. Charismatic
2. Polite
3. Gentlemanly
4. Articulate
5. Confident
6. Cute
7. Speaks good English
8. Funny
9. Talented
10. Very, very, very naise.
I want an IB boyfriend :( I realized that they're really very nice after today where they personally gave the 4 of us a private tour of their super cool art room which looks like a garage and their impressive campus. But they're weird because they spazz for Pocky. And they fight for Pocky. They feed each other Pocky. And they still eat the Pocky after it has dropped on the floor. I kind of fell in luv with the school but it's too rich for me la please. & oh Ariel Amelie Roberto Navas is an evil kid in disguise because at the busstop she suddenly realized that she had accidentally taken some poor IBchap's Hindi worksheet. Now, the kid will fail his Hindi because Ariel stole his worksheet and then he won't get 45 points in total and he can't go to Oxbridge or Harvard or whatever. And just for the record, I wanna got to Princeton because that's where all the princesses go to.
(i) Syu's question for HCI : Why did you give Joseph Tan to us?!? (ii) I'm addicted to Plants vs Zombies again. (iii) Funniest thing I heard today, "And then my face will suck!"
& some bitches are so pathetic, that they actually think that I give a shit.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Do you believe in Illuminati?
I do.
Slack days, hearts all over. I luv being Sec 4 because you're pretty much untouchable, what more on the second last day of school. Atikah and I purposely came to school late today. Atikah reached her bus stop at 7.30 and since we were already late, we took our own sweet time, stopping to comment on pretty houses, bark at dogs and fight about the playground. What was supposed to be a 5 minute walk from the bus stop to school, became a 15 minute journey (Y) Bangla, Farhain, Atikah, Yanah and I spent 3 hours in AMK Pizza Hut playing Truth or Truth and Chuck, Fuck and Marry after school.
Oh, Sports Day is coming. I swore never to run 400m after last year, never ever ever again nuh uh. So, sorry Percy, you gotta have to run 400 by yourself. I have decided to take long jump, triple jump and JAVELIN. Who cares, it's my last Sports Day anyway, why not take javelin just for fun? Yeah, I'm not even gonna do high jump because I'm not confident in doing it and I know I'll get all emotional and then I'll be a total wreck, how to jump like that. Besides, I'm super unfit anyway after 4 months of not training and I keep on ponning jogging. Dayum.
& RI(JC) came over to talk to the Sec 4s today. I was mofo excited for it la please. RJ, RJ, RJ please accept my DSA. I've wasted a month's worth of 11:11 wishes on you. I luv Tiffany Ann Jacqueline Chow alot because she asked my most burning question on my behalf. She's so cool and brave like that. IB came too, and we're all gonna troop down to IB's open house tomorrow to check out the cool campus and grab the freebies.
Hmmm, this is a wordy post. It looks so ugly and ... wordy. Sometimes I wish I had a pet dinosaur. I'd take good care of it and play with it and teach it how to grow bean sprouts. And oh, we got back our HML results today and for those who've been asking, I got a C6. I was pretty much fyeah happy because it's better than a D7 anyway and if this was my O's results, I wouldn't have to do Malay anymore and then I can finally make a fuckyeahnomoremalay.tumblr. And please la, 4 periods of Malay in one day is enough to kill you, even though we did end up Facebook-stalking hot people and watching stupid videos on YouTube.
I hate this blog post :( But I luv the skirt that I saw in Cotton On just now.
Lee, since I know you luv Pokemon and Snorlax and Jigglypuff so much, I just thought that
(i) You could tell me wtf is magikarps. Is it a hat or a badge of some sort? (ii) Since you like em so much, I bet you would like to eat em as well! Like, I like dinosaurs alot and sometimes I just wish I could eat them. Hmmm, I bet Jigglypuff tastes like cotton candy cause she/it looks like one.
Okay, that's all Lee. Bye.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
WHAT THE STARS
Hot right? Mine.
Can't believe we had to go back to school for Physics today. Fucking waste of time, I swear. Ended up playing with bangla penises (don't ask) and fake China oreos with Hanan and Atikah. Should'veponned like Lee and Leena did, dayum. Anyway, the train ride home with Atikah was pretty epic. Because first, a bunch of Cat High dudes boarded the train and I whispered to Atikah, "Protect your SS notes!" and we both went on to hug our bags. & then Atikah said, "I just realized that Cat High guys all got alot of pimples" to which I replied, "Ofc, from all that stress. They have THREE prelims what!" Stupid Mao Gaos, hate them. And then there was this crazy old man who started screaming at the top of his lungs, and yelled things that sounded like 'AHAYAOMAYAHAYA' and it was so freaky. Wtf, can't even take public transport in peace.
Gonna get back Malay papers tomorrow. Not really interested. & besides, like what Lee said, we all have different targets for Prelim 1 anyway.
Target for scholars : "I must get L1R5 7 and below if not my Mummy will send me back to China! :( :( :( "
Target for 4S : "I must get L1R5 of 30 and below if not must see Dawn Lee! :( :( :( "
& oh I just found another reason as to why I'm pretty sure I'm gonna flunk History. I just remembered that I wasted 5 precious minutes during the paper because the door next to me just suddenly flung open. And I just stared at it with my mouth agape, waiting for something spooky to happen because yeah you know how there's a ghost in the hall and such. Damnit la, in that 5 minutes I could've finished my SBQ question or finished a whole paragraph on Ho Chi Minh and his ICP and the failed Yen Bay uprising in February 1931.
Finally got my hands on The Van Alen Legacy, happy kid here la please. (Y)
Pee-ass : For Bbycks fans only. Crystal Castles ftw.
"I wanna break the stereotype;
Fist in the air, I'm not going down without a fight."
Omg. Omfg. It's over. Wow, mothercow. No more sleeping at 1am and waking up at 4am to mug my ass off. Okay fine, at least for another month or so. Anyway, the first thing that I did when I got home today, (technically it's yesterday because it's 2.17am now) was to bathe, eat ice-cream and sleep. Sleep like as if my life depended on it. It was one of the best sleeps (Is this a word?) and I even had the best dream ever. I dreamt that I was playing for Man U. & the climax of my dream was when Fergie screamed at Rooney and said, "Rooney, you suck! Get off the field now! Syu, you get in there and whip those sissies' asses good!" He was talking about Chelsea ofc. And then I went on to score 47 goals in the last 20 minutes. Told you it was a good dream. Anyway, I don;t really give a shit about my results anymore, because hey I knew I screwed it up. Like for History and Physics today. I can't believe I spent 13 hours studying History yesterday and yet, those I did not study for came out, what a fucking bitch. Oh and for Physics was even better :
Q : Estimate the wavelength of the sound wave in Source A. Write down any assumption(s) you have made to come to this estimation.
Syu's answer : 0.8 cm. Assuming that my ruler is accurate.
I'm not kidding, I seriously wrote that. And yes, I deem that my answer is correct. But after hearing my friends' answers, such as 'Assuming that the speed of sound in air is 330 m/s', I realized that I'm most probably gonna get shit by Mr Yau and Mr Goh. But it was one of my better answers okay, because I was on the verge of writing down other stupid answers like 'Assuming that I was not cross-eyed when measuring' and 'Assuming that my brain is functioning properly'. Thank God, I didn't. And pfft they weren't kidding when they said that Paper One would be hard. I only studied Physics for 45 minutes that morning so obviously I wasn't prepared and I knew that I had to turn to my When-in-doubt-choose-C tactic and yeah you guessed it, my OMR form had alot of Cs.
I can't believe that I paid 70 bucks to feed my unhealthy addiction. I had always thought that I would end up cooler than this. Now I'm really broke and most probably have to starve for the next 3 weeks but yes yes yes I got the tix and I'm supercalifajilisticaspalidociously excited for 20th and 21st June! And for 11th June. And 4th June. And 15th June and 29th May and many many other dates in no order of excitement. & Alicia and I are looking for a flea stall to sell our stuff, know of any coming up?
"None of it's true, cause I never knew you. Now the truth of it is, I wanna be like you." I luv how The Rocket Summer sings songs that tell the stories of my life.
Which reminds me, Lady Gaga is classified under 'Hard Metal' in my iPodHAHAHA.
HAHAHA OMG DON'T YOU THINK THESE TWO PHOTOS ARE SIMILAR?
Hmmm but the big difference is, the photo on the left is actually cool :D
Friday, May 21, 2010
Is it weird that when I saw these two photos, the first thing I noticed was Reese's and then I'll scream, "OMG REESE'S SO COOL" and bounce in my chair in excitement because i think I'm cool like that. Whatevs, at least it made me happy for a few seconds. It's like I will feel this sudden surge of high and I feel my void and depression filter away, but then I'll snap back to reality like *snap* that, because then I will realize that you can't find Reese's in Singapore except for at Candy Empire and that cost a bomb and then it I will be twice as sad as I will start reminiscing about the times we ate Reese's during the Australia trip.
Nat, I have a confession. Yes, it was me who stole that last Reese's of yours at the hotel.
& oh, Happy Sixteenth Amanda! Stay cool and tough like that. I always feel safe around you. I will never forget all the funny times we shared, like the Captains' room drama and you wrestling with ZX at Australia.
Sometimes I wonder who talks about me.
Sometimes I wonder who knows me.
Sometimes I wonder who hates me.
Sometimes I wonder who I've hurt before.
Sometimes I wonder whether you've ever loved me.
Good friends are those who tell you lame jokes to try and cheer you up.
Good friends are those who remind their mums about how much you used to love their mee rebus back in primary school and requested for a packet to be packed just for you.
Good friends are those who do weird and painful stuff with you.
Good friends are those who don't care if you're stupid or lagging behind in your studies.
Good friends are those who forgive you over and over again despite you being the biggest prick on Earth.
Good friends are those who can detect that you're sad without you having to whine about it.
Hi, I'm Syu. I'm utterly depressed but I'm glad that I have good friends.
A Maths confirm chop stamp F9. My 11:11 wish today : Dear God, if you can't make me pass A Maths, let everyone else fail with me. & guess what, there's a ghost in our exam hall -.-
Zunairah has been bringing sweet potatoes to school for 3 straight consecutive days, she even brought it to our (failed) mugging session at MPL yesterday. It's like as if she has a secret sweet potato farm or something. Or maybe she got it from her level 37 Farmville.
I hate how I can never get what I want. I feel as if my heart has just been sliced and salt sprinkled over my open wound. I don't think I have ever wanted someone so badly, before. And now, I can't have you. Love is such a strong word. Such a strong word, that a careless person like me doesn't deserve to use it. I think I'm gonna replace it with 'nom'. I nom you.
Hanan told me this joke recently. Made me laugh like as if I was high on cocaine.
So an elephant says to a camel, "Why the fuck do you have titties on your back?". The camel replies, "That's pretty fucking stupid coming from someone who has a dick on their face."
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
HAPPY (Insert age of between 27 to 74 here) BIRTHDAY, MR SEEM!!
You're the coolest and most good-looking coach around and without you, I wouldn't have been the athlete I am now. 4 years under you has taught me so much and has moulded me into this disciplined and motivated athlete that I am now. Without you, I wouldn't have gotten my first Nationals Gold medal for high jump and I owe everything to you. I am gonna miss all your hardcore trainings, all your lame jokes that nobody laughs at except for me, all the times you scream and yell at me to hold my arch and to get the height first during high jump, gonna miss your horrible English, and your pasta and kuehlapis. Cedar Jumpers luv you and I really, really hope to be coached by you again next year! Yes, which means that RJ has to accept my DSA first :(
Had Chem and E Maths today. I know I screwed up E Maths for sure but I really hope that my 11 hours of Chem mugging on Sunday didn't go to waste. Because that would suck so badly. Oh, this is random but have you realized that your hair gets real soft after a few hours in an air-conditioned place? Seriously, like how my hair will get real soft and smooth after two hours of doing exams in the hall and then I'll get distracted by it and start playing and touching with my hair and lose my focus and then I won't have enough time to complete Question 19 and then I'll be depressed later on because I didn't finish my paper when I could but hey, who cares about prelims when you've got great hair. Sec 4 Jumpers chiong-ed down to the canteen straight after our papers to wish Mr Seem a happy birthday and our juniors were really nice because they save us a huge portion of the uber-nice cake and we (I) was gulfing it down like hobos. Btw ("which fyi means by the way" - Wild Child), Lee is an evil dugong! She whacked my hand upwards which caused the cake that I was holding to fly into the air and form a quadratic curve and it landed on my head and bounced off and smushed to the floor. >:(
Yknow, I think I have really weird friends. Like Zunairah. She brought a whole sweet potato to school today. It was really huge, like as if she just freshly uprooted it from a garden, like whoa okay wait let me draw for you --->
Ya it looked like that, I swear! Who even brings such things to school. Actually I thought that it kinda looked like a dick. Speaking of which, last Saturday while in town, NUM were having some sort of guy campaign and they were giving out flyers to guys and guess what. It was a thing to measure your dick. The flyer read, 'Mine's 7. What's yours?', followed by ruler kinda thing below it. And I brought it to school yesterday and took it out during recess and we were all so fascinated by it and were trying to experiment with it and such. And oh, Sharmaine suddenly got a random text during class yesterday saying that she just won $10 000 for some dangdut competition HAHA.
3 more papers to go and then Prelim 1will be over and then Prelim 2 will come and go and then it'll be O's and then I'll be officially free woohoo I can't fucking wait to get out of Cedar so that I don't have to deal with bitchy teachers and a screwed up system and biasedness and I will burn all of my books. I mean, seriously Cedar is even mean to our librarian. Our librarian works twice as hard as any other librarian in other schools yet she doesn't have a pay raise AND she has to deal with all the bitchiness and bs. I'm sad that she's quitting, but I'm happy that at least now her life will be a notch better.
& I really do think that all Sec 4s suffer from Calculadyphobia. The fear of your calculator dying in the middle of an exam.
I loathe the radio version of Bedrock. What kind of bs is radio spewing nowadays, man?
Sunday, May 16, 2010
This is quite epic actually. Gross, but epic. But the British accent totally saved this parody from going up on Failblog.org.
Oh, just for the record, I declare the Bedrock video NC16. & Nicki Minaj's boobs are like... whoa.
Super Junior's new BonamanaMV oh god luv it luv it luv it ttm! Everyone has a new hairstyle now, hate Kyuhyun's hair though. 3:36 is my favourite part watch it! You know, #Bonamana is trending on Twitter, hmmm didn't know SuJu's fan base was that strong. Yes, I luv K-Pop, does that make me less cool? -rolls eyes-
I woke up at 4am today and (i) Lee was supposed to wake up at 4am with me, (ii) Ling was supposed to wake up at 4am with me, but (iii) I was the only one who woke up at 4am to study. Yeah, 4am, study, Syu. Those 3 words shouldn't be in one sentence, I know. I had 4 cups of coffee to keep me awake but I still managed to fall asleep with my face in my Chem textbook after 5 hours of mugging. And when I woke up, there was drool on the Haber Process diagram in my textbook. I started at 4am and ended my mugging stint at 5pm. Thank God for caffiene and my study buddies - Muse and TFNB. Put them on loop, and I'm ready to hxc mug.
Okay this is random, but I just realized that the multi-storey carpark at my house is higher than the level I live on. And I don't know why, but it made me feel sad. Oh, recently someone told me that I'm humble and my ego is practically zilch. Yes, you can burst out laughing now. Obviously this friend of mine has not visited my blog before. I'm sure that friend will be shocked to see the spam of my face, which is my blogskin. Small ego, you say? Honey, this is practically narcissism at its best.
With my internal body clock officially screwed up, I think I shall stay up to study till 1am and then I'll have breakfast at 2 and sleep in till 5 and wake up to get ready for school. Happy geek! (Y)
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Fark, my house ran out of Nescafe. Forget it, I'm going to bed.
Make cookies, not war.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
parody OF THE SLAPPING-IN-LIFT INCIDENT HAHAHAHAHHA. I honestly think it's funnier than the real thing.
"I know i'll get hated for this, but can lower sec STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING LIBRARY AFTER SCHOOL! guess what,we sec fours need to study and thanks to you who hog it , we can't find table to study. OH COME ON! FAILING ONE FUCKING CHINESE TEST OR STH WONT GET AN L1R5 of 59 (yet:D) SO PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE AND STUDY AT HOME . stop hogging seats man. ha ha sorry i can't say this in a nicer way :D" - Off Eliqah's blog.
YES LOWER SEC STOP BEING INCONSIDERATE BECAUSE WE SEC 4S HAVE PRELIMS TO SCORE IN AND IT WILL DETERMINE WHETHER RJ WILL ACCEPT OUR DSA OR NOT, SO YES PRIORITY SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE MUGGER-CORE SEC 4S AND HELLO, YOU DON'T NEED THAT TABLE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FACE WITH YOUR WEBCAM.
Pee-ass : Eli, your blog post about the Fishtank classroom is so retarded. Like you -.-
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, YANAH!
Hope today will be awesome and please know that I luv you truckloads with bananas. Fine, since it's your birthday, I'l forgive you about the whole Formspring thingy HAHA. Look the font colour above is almost similar to the colour of your new Doc Marts. Pee-ass : You must let me lick them, okay?
Friday, May 14, 2010
Today is a sad day for 4S. Today is our last day in the fishtank classroom in the library. Major sad face.
I am going to miss :
1. The aircon 2. The distinct Kampung Glam, Little India and LimChuKang districts in our class 3. The smell that hits every single person that enters our class 4. Going into the pantry to steal hot water for our illegal cup noodles even though we're banned from the pantry 5. The vending machine. 6. Bullshitting with Zu and Hanis in class 7. Singing random jiwang and dangdut songs with Zu and Hanis 8. Sharing food with Zu and hanis 9. Writing in the 'The Diary of The Jengkel Kid' with Zu and Hanis 10. The aircon 11. My perfect view of Hanan, where I can make faces at her when I'm bored in class 12. Making Jigglypuff faces with Lee 13. Being the first class to leave school after bell rings/ reach the canteen/ for jogging. 14. All the times the librarian had to scold us for being too noisy and rowdy 15. The mfingaircon
Everyone in 4S was seriously very sad. So sad in fact, that we actually had a One Minute of Silence in remembrance of our beloved classroom. I mean, how could you not be sad when you spent 3 months in it? We spent more time on the first floor than on the fourth, and in fact, I think we only spent TWO weeks on the fourth floor. We wanted to cherish our last day in the fish tank classroom today, so we purposely set the aircon to 16 degrees celsius and made as much noise as we possibly could. To 4S : I love you guys, but someone gotta sacrifice their legs. Throw yourself down the stairs or do a failed handstand (HahaZu, like you) and make sure you injure yourself good. I. Really. Need. The. Aircon.
"I cannot adapt to the climate change!" - Kimbo, upon being told that we would have to move back up on Monday.
First period was free period for us, but instead of studying like we always (and should) do, 4S spent free period stealing the school's WiFi on our iTouches and iPhones and we surfed Stomp, SgGirls and watched Voguelicious videos. I think the Voguelicious guys are damn hot and I can't stand how skinny they are. They're even skinnier than me. No wait, they're even skinnier than Hanan! And Hanan's like what, the offspring of a stick or something. I also think that Stomp is such a bullshit (but addictive) website. However, it's so fucking petty. Student sit on priority seat in the train also must put up meh? This is the reason why foreigners look down on us. It's because we keep on making mountains out of molehills. Adults should totally learn how to leave teenagers alone, before we get all angsty and violent. I mean, have they not seen the lift incident video? Tsk.
Lee : "Adults diss our generation for sitting in the priority seat in the train, but their generations create riots." Syu : "Walao if there was Stomp back in those times, HwaChong and Nanyang surely will be on it for starting the Hock Lee Bus Riot can!"
Anyway, 4S had to go back up to the our 4th floor classroom during Reading period to clean our classroom. 5 months of not using it, it's filthy like whoa. But it's funny cause nobody uses the classroom so I have no idea how it got into such a terrible state of filth. Hmmm maybe the Fatimah Rockers secretly have their late night parties in our class. It was funny because we carried buckets and buckets of water and was mopping the whole floor because there was bird shit.
While climbing up 4 storeys, Kimbo : "Are we there yet?" Syu + Lee + Hanan : "No, only 2nd floor." Kimbo : "Reach already? I cannot take it already!" Syu + Lee + Hanan : "Nope, 3rd floor only." -Upon reaching the 4th floor- Kimbo the Bimbo: "OMG THE ALTITUDE UP HERE IS TOO LOW!"
All the other classes seriously need to stop giving us evil sniggers and stares. Yeah, the ones that go like Haha-finally-those-bitches-are-back-up-and-we-can-all-suffer-together. And may I know what is up with people thinking I'm Chinese? I am not fucking Chinese so please stop blabbering to me in Chinese because it confuses me and I don't like being confused :(
Bedrock played a total of 23 times on my iPod today, madly in luv with that song.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
YES, OKAY MUMMY, I'M LOGGING OFF IN TWO MINUTES. OKAY MUMMY YES I'M GOING TO STUDY AFTER THIS. UH, CHEM I THINK. YES I PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH MY LAPTOP UNTIL SATURDAY 6AM. DID YOU BUY ICE-CREAM? YOU DID? OH GREAT, I'LL LOG OUT IN ONE MINUTE NOW. YES MUMMY, I'M A GOOD GIRL.
This is the "African" song that Zunairah was singing yesterday. Dude, it's perfect English -.- But it's still nicer than Singapore's stupid YOG cheer song anyway.
School today consists of
(i) 4S spending free period stealing off school's WiFi and going onto Stomp to watch the video of that 15-year-old Voguelicious member assaulting his schoolmate in the lift. Ouch.
(ii) Zunairah, Hanis and I smuggling in ice-cream into the library. Twice.
(iii) Mass study session on the second-floor library. Atikah got violent on me and she ripped the button off my blouse in the process -.-
A reminder to 4S : Hi, our classroom is air-conditioned, remember? So please stop farting in class as the rate of diffusion is higher. Thanks.
My tutor gave me a star sticker yesterday because he said that my differentiation worksheet was very well done. And he was genuinely proud of me. What does he think I am, 6? Wtf.
Okay, I know I'm gonna regret saying all this later but I'm just gonna say it. I love my friends more than I love myself, but sometimes I really hate them. Especially you. Stop thinking that the whole fucking world revolves around you because honey, wake up, it isn't. Stop thinking you're right all the time and that only your opinions matter. My opinions are way better than yours, yet I'm conservative enough to keep it to myself. I know I'm not as clever or pretty or cooler as you, but fuck it I don't need you to consistently rub it in my face. I feel as if our friendship is based purely on competition. Even when I told you my biggest problems, problems that I'm too embarrassed or scarred to share with anyone else, you just carelessly toss them aside, deeming your own fucking minute problems bigger than mine. And you question why I don't tell you stuff? This is why. Why should I bother even telling you when I know that you're not gonna care anyway. I have feelings too and why must it always be about you? Fuck, get a life. You're gonna regret it once I give my shit to you. But I'm only holding it back because you're my good friend. Stop vying for attention and stop wanting people to notice you because I personally think that it's lame. And if you were really my true friend, you wouldn't blackmail my feelings. It took a whole lot of guts to admit those things to you and I was deeply remorseful about it. Fuck you, and now you're gonna use it against my better weakness? I know that after I get myself together sooner or later, I will look back at all this and shun myself for being so petty and I know that I don't really mean all this that I've said. But at this very moment, where my anger is getting the better of me, fuck you bxtch, fuck you.
I feel liberated, now. I know I don't mean it, but seriously, I don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Syu : "Do you know why the Proboscis monkey is only endangered, and not extinct yet?"
When I saw this, I laughed so hard that I teared. It's rare to find my two most hated people on Earth in the same public diss.
This is such a win.
On Formspring.me/thesyueffect :
Meet : My very first hate-tagger.
Why did you make a formspring.me? What, just to keep up with the "trend" is it? First Tumblr, then Formspring. What's next? Chatroulette? 1. Why you sound so angsty? >:( 2. Wtf is Chatroulette? Roulette is gambling, haram. 3. Eh hello, my problem ah. And fyi, I had Tumblr way before most people signed up for it. 4. You were angsty first, okay.
Who gave you the right to call me angsty? You don't know what's chatroulette? People offer to show their dicks. Which are tinier than Paul Griffiths' hair. ;D Hmmmm, interesting. But yknow, Paul Griffiths has big hair.
Yeah, I said Paul Griffiths hair is big. -.- Don't you have Prelims to study for? Chemistry and Maths are on 19th May, okay. OMFG YOU'RE A CEDARIAN!And a Sec 4, I bet. I. Am. Going. To. Hunt. You. Down. Grrrrrrr
So what if you're gonna hunt me down? What are you gonna do? Rip my mofo face off? I've pictured your moves already. YOU'RE ON MY TUMBLR TOO? Hehe, admit it, you're stalking me. And yes, I AM going to rip your mofo face off, bitchnug.
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I WIN, BITCH. HAHAHA. Okay, that's a not a question. -rips your mofo face off-
Hi Yanah, you're the angsty kid on my Formspring. Aren't I clever to figure it out? Great prank you pulled. But honey, you meddled with the wrong Formspring-er/Formspring-roll/Formspring user.
After-school study session at the school library with Yanah, Atikah, Hanan and Farhain. Ended up with me running away with Yanah's iPhone for 10 minutes, trying to text a prank reply to the GUY but it kinda failed because I couldn't find her Inbox app on her iPhone. I also realized that my stamina has deproved tremendously ever since I stopped training because I have never felt so tired in my life before, even though I only ran from the library to the hall -.- But anyway, I did manage to send that lurid text to the GUY and I succeeded with my revenge plan.
See, this is what you get when you mess with my Formspring.
But yes, once again karma's a bitch and my evil doings caught up with me because I was stuck in the LRT for twenty minutes due to an accident. I think some guy jumped onto the tracks. I hate losing :(
You know what, I swear that there's a Fatimah Rocker in my house and it ate up all my FBT shorts because I have 5 black FBTs but I couldn't find ANY this morning. So I had to resort to wearing my pe shorts which made me look like a noob and I didn't want people seeing me in them so I ponned jogging with Lee. Hehe, we hid in the scary toilet and talked about pontianaks and ghosts and bitches in our school. We splashed water over our faces and arms to make it look as if we were sweating, after a good jogging session.
Met Clara Poon in the fishpond toilet after school. Syu : "Clara, I ahve a confession to make." Clara : "Yes, what?" Syu : "I'm sorry, but I ponned jogging today because a Fatimah Rocker ate my FBT shorts and I didn't want to look like a noob! I'm so sorry! :( :( :(" Clara : "Oh, it's okay, I also never jog today." Syu : "ORHHOR! WHY YOU NEVER JOG, CANNOT YOU KNOW!" Clara : "WalaoSyu, you damn PDA. Public Display of Assholeness."
Funniest thing I heard today: -Zu hums an unknown, but quite catchy tune- Zu : "Eh, have you guys heard this song before?" -Syu and Hanis shakes their heads- Zu : "Oh! It's a very nice song, you know!" Syu + Hanis : "Really? What song is it?" Zu : "An African song." HAHAHAHAHA WHO EVER LISTENS TO AFRICAN SONGS? DO AFRICANS EVEN HAVE SONGS?
Pee-ass : Fuck Chelsea. 8-0 thrashing over Wigan. No more EPL title for Man U :(
Sunday, May 9, 2010
SYU'S RANDOM THOUGHTS
I'm trying very hard to pretend that I'm not a Sec 4. I should be studying, not going swimming. Not going for fleas. Not watching Glee online. Run away, runaway.
I think that Calvin Klein's Escape is the nicest smelling perfume in the World. I'm spraying my Mum's Escape all over my stuff, such as my socks and in my schoolbag, in a bid to motivate me to study.
"Can't breathe, like freeze" just keeps on playing in my head. Stupid nonsensical phrase.
I didn't know guys used pimple creams too.
I really hope Daniel Tan wins Fave Rugby Player 2010. In your (already-broken) face, Leonard Wee.
Singapore needs to stop being uncool. Anyone can spot a fake Babycakes tee from miles away. So don't even bother trying to hang that made-in-China shirt up unless you want your customers to spazz and stop patronizing your shop.
People on my Formspring need to stop being so angsty. My angst will counter your angst, hands down.
"Syu smashed her fingers into my face(and it nearly went through my cheeks) during physics. like suddenly there are these crazy fingers flying towards my face and my head is spun almost 360degrees like who the shit does that in the middle of physics lesson?!?!?!? NurulSyuhaidahBteSenin."WALAO LEE DON'T EXAGGERATE UNTIL LIKE THAT CAN OR NOT. Here's the real story : It was a punch. (Told you I was angsty)
It's Mother's Day today. I didn't get anything for my Mummy, does that make me a bad daughter?
Shite, yes I am a bad daughter.
DSA applications are out. I need to attach my Prelim 1 results. No, I need to attach my IMPRESSIVE Prelim 1 results. I solemnly oath to not touch the computer for the next two weeks and to restrain myself from going out. Let's gear up for my biggest challenge yet.
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I'm sorry, self. I broke my own oath in less than half an hour. I forgot that today is Super Sunday. Man U needs me, I'm sure you understand right, Chem?
F-U-C-K Fuck Chelsea, Fuck Chelsea! *jumps up and down like a jellybean*
She doesn't need this blog post to know how much I love her.
Happy Sixteenth, Atikah.
4 years of friendship, we've been through it all. Name it, we survived it. I really, really hope he wishes you on your Facebook Wall! *hugs*
Atikah and I went to check out the new Marina Sands and The Helix bridge, yesterday. V v pretty and amazing. Real good date place, I must say. Even though the shopping mall was bare and empty except for the casino, the place is pretty sleek and omgee they have Limited Edition CHAMBER! That's bigger than the Vault at 313 Somerset! They have all the Star Wars limited edition shoes! After Pizza Hut dinner, mooched around Marina Square for a while before heading down to Esplanade Watefront Theatre at 8.30 to watch Vishaal perform with Jack and Rai. Yes, my friend is very very cool and he's a damn good guitarist, even if he did play a Miley Cyrus song. Oh btw, we caught The Dancing Uncle in action. Legendary old man who's known to dance randomly at outdoor performances at Esplanade. I wish my Grandfather was as cool as that.
Okay, these were taken with my shizz quality phone camera. I felt like such a tourist. But they're not bad for a shizz quality camera okay!
Marina Sands Hotel. Doesn't it look like a motherboard of some space thingamajum?
The Helix Bridge! Great lepaking spot.
Esplanade Waterfront, excellent date place.
Yesterday, I also hurt my best friend. In the worst way possible. But I'm glad I let it out. Will you forgive me eventually? I'll wait.
Send my heart aflutter.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
When doing exams in the hall, Syu should remember to :
Bring a jacket because it is extremely cold and she would end up an ice-cube after two hours.
Not write song lyrics all over her exam question papers as the questions become illegible. Yes Syu, even if you have one hour to spare after you're done with your compo.
Not write her Malay compo out of of point, such that when the question asks you to write about a bus driver, you jolly well write about the dang bus driver, not foreign talents -.-
Bring a string for Geog's map reading, so that she need not pluck out multiple strands of her own hair to measure the gradient of the hill
Not sleep during the exam just because there's aircon.
We act like as if Prelims is over like that. In actual fact, the war has just begun.
Do you know that the highest temperature today is 41 degrees celsius? That's almost half the boiling point of water!
My brain hurts :(
Monday, May 3, 2010
Miss me, World. For the love of exams.
I SHOULD BE STUDYING AND READING UP ON CONIFEROUS TREES AND KALIMATAN INSTEAD OF TYPING ALL THIS AND POSTING IT UP ONLINE. BUT I SUCK AND I HAVE NO SELF-RESTRAIN AND PERSEVERANCE AND SO I AM SCREWED. OKAY I'M GOING NOW, AND IF YOU'RE A CEDARIAN AND YOU'RE A SEC 4, YOU SHOULD BE GOING TOO TO MEMORIZE YOUR PERIBAHASA OR ZHUO WEN. I SWEAR TO NOT GO ONLINE FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS. KTHXBYE.
4S had 4 hours of Maths today. On a holiday. Beat that.
Pee-ass : The Ring in 3D. Who's brave enough to watch it with me?
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Happy Labour Day.
Hope you guys had fun giving birth.
Me + Hanan's Labour Day Motto : "Nil Sine Labour"
(Yes, I know it's 'Labore', but I just thought Labour would be funnier -.-)
Had a Twitter debate about school's mottos.
Rt'ed from Yanah's Twitter : @Zee_Squee: Cedar's motto is so boring and redundant. We lie, we slack, and we scream in public places.
During Chem tuition today, we had a revision on atmospheric pollutants and its sources, and when it came to Methane, I wrote down 'Cow's fart' as its source. What was it's effect?
Ling's answer : "Smelly."
I am sick and tired of mugging. I didn't sign up to be a student. If I had my way, I would have been selling raw fishes in Japan right now.
Rawr.
Heart Skips A Beat - Olly Murs
Break Out.
She's got some secrets she hoped they'd keep keeping,
but those secrets aren't hers anymore.
She's the talk of the town now,
since words got out that she's been around,
and that her friends left her for dead and said,
it's nothing personal,
we've got an image to protect.