Yanah has made me realize that...
BARNEY HAS SHORT ARMS!!!!!
I mean seriously, he can't even touch his own head, what more hug himself. I tell you, Barney has traumatised so many innocent kids' childhoods. Dinosaurs are supposed to be extinct, dinosaurs are supposed to be dangerous, dinosaurs don't talk, dinosaurs are not supposed to jump around and clap their hands to 'If You're Happy and You Know It', dinosaurs aren't supposed to hug Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez and dinosaurs are not supposed to be purple. Barney, if Tyrannosaurus Rex was still alive, he would be so ashamed.
And then he'll eat you up.
Manchester United lost to Chelsea 2-1 last night. I am quite depressed. I knew it was gonna happen, what with Wayne Rooney's injury and the kayu referee and all, but sometimes I hate it when I'm right. I'm always right. I love being right. That was contradictory.
And I refuse to model for this year's Project Runway. I am still traumatised from last year's incident. I am still scarred from when my skirt fell down halfway. I refuse.