Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Atikah found this while searching for Sean Kingston and JB's Eenie Miney vid.
HAHAHAHAHA IT'S MOFO FUNNY, WATCH IT!!!!
5 Stars for Backyardigans!
Check out the huge star I ripped off the stage after Cedar's Got Talent yesterday. And I have two of 'em!
Cedar's Got Talent yesterday, went to support Anisiah, Tiffany and Heartbeat, Ariel and Aliah. Everyone was really, really good! Even Sarah Chan's piano-playing skills impressed me like WHOA. Sitting at the last row of the auditorium really does have it's perks, like you could eat fries, make slew comments and everyone will laugh, give a standing ovation and you won't look like a retard and jump up and down and dance my ass off with Hanan, Sharianty, Yanah and Celine without teachers catching you. Oh, Cedar is very technologically-advanced now yknow, we use laptops for our voting system for the contestants. Each audience member is entitled to one vote each but Tammie (corrupt) and I (corrupt-er) cheated and I voted fourteen times cause we would rub off the chop on our hands two seconds after the prefects stamp us. We cool like that. But we cheated for nothing. Cause in the end the scholar won. And can't believe I spent fourteen hours in school.
Barely 4 hours later, had to wake up for Cross-Country at Temasek Poly but I was gonna meet my class for Macs breakfast at Tamp Int at 6.15 first but I was late because, let me reiterate, I live in BUKIT PANJANG. Yeah, if you search it on the map, you won't be able to find it, cause it's so ulu pandan. We were late for cross-country as well and it was deja vu all over like last year, because me and Lee entered Temasek Poly running across the field cause both the Monitress and Sports rep were late to collect number tags and mark attendance -.- But I didn't have to run cause I was doing CIP and all I had to do was stand at the finishing line at help those who are hyperventilating after their run. Cedar's getting more cheapo by the year, cause we didn't even hire a Milo van but we had 100 plus instead and it was freaking diluted, (Jervenne : "This one 50 Plus only.") It bored me to tears so I skived CIP and went to seek solace in the changing room with Bangla, Atikah, Izah and Song while the rest of the school was out on the the track. HAHAHAAH WE AMBUSHED BANGLA WHEN SHE WAS BATHING HAHAHA SONG GOT VID.
4S class lunch at Pizza Hut after and I was so fucking pissed at the service there cause they ran out of Beef Lasagne AND Bolognaise, like wtf the whole 4S was screaming, "We're so going to Swensens!" cause we were all tired, hungry and angsty. Mooched at Tamp One with Atikah and Yanah after, it was so weird seeing Cedar teachers everywhere in Tamp. I was so fucking tired that Atikah and I slept throughout the 45 minutes bus ride home.
I'm roffel-ing at all the stories about the Sec 4 classes on thr fourth floor being flooded because they forgot to close the windows the night before and the rain came in and created a mini pool on their classroom floor and drench their books and tables and chairs and the next day the came to class, they have to sweep out the water with dustpans and brooms and it's as if they're in some LDC classroom and what i'm trying to say here is, this will NEVER happen to the classroom in the library.
OH FARK, I FORGOT TO BRING HOME MY SS TEXTBOOK!!!!! :O
Yesterday was eventful. I'm going to tell you about it. Because I'm cool like that.
So anyway, Cedar earned a half-day yesterday. That's right, EARNED it cause it took us 4 National Championships before we could get it, but so school ended at 10.30am. But I had a Track&Field meeting after and I didn't know it then, but it was my unofficial stepping-down. Joseph Tan announced the new Captains and Vice-Captains of Track and Field. So now, I'm no longer Syu, Vice-Captain of Jumps. I'm just Syu, ex-Jumper. But I'm pretty sure the new Captain and Vice-Captain of Jumps will do just fine. Yiling and Sarah R, don't let me and Tiffany down, you hear me?
After the meeting, town-ed with Atikah, Bangla and Yanah and we were craving for Pastamania so we decided to eat at Cathay Cine and when we reached Pastamania, we saw that there was a student discount but it starts at 2pm. It was only 12.58pm -.- Even though we were really hungry, we were still willing to wait for that 2 dollars off so we mooched around Cathay Cine to pass time. Oh oh, you know the 3rd floor of Cathay Cine is under construction right and it's being barricaded with walls and stuff so I got this bright idea of playing L4D where I was teamed with Hanan and Atikah was teamed with Yanah and we started from two different sides and the aim was to run around the walls and whoever gets 'shot' first loses and is a loser. I died like 3 seconds after the game started -.- And Atikah forced me down on the floor and I was screaming like crazy and she told me to stop moving cause she wanted to check my pulse. Cheap trills, cheap thrills.
Anyway, we finally got our Pastamania yay and stupid Bangla dared me to roll my meatball in tobasco sauce and EAT IT! I never back down from dares. So I ate it. It tasted like chicken poop with cow manure. Don't ever try it. Mooched around Somerset 313 and we found this super duper like out of your mind cool shop. It's called Limited Edt Vault and sells all the limited edition Adidas, Nike and Vans that cost bomb and they're all fucking pretty and I felt like as if I died and went to heaven. And then there's this secret vault at the back where they store their nicest shoes and we all shrieked like iguanas when we entered cause it was just so so cool and yknow what, they even sell a genuine light saber! Not the kind you buy at pasar malam for 5 dollars but a real one they used in the movie and guess how much it costs? THREE THOUSAND FUCKING BUCKS :O
We were craving for ice-cream so we ordered a mix that had TimTams and Chips Ahoy in the ice-cream at Cold Rock!
& after we were done, we found a hair in the ice-cream cup. I had a feeling it was Hanan's bulu.
Spot the bulu!
Oh and then I had to go for A Maths tuition at night, which was a whole bunch of epic as well. Because Bukit Panjang is so farking ulu pandan, I happened to be the only student in my class. Which means that I'm paying normal tuition rates for a private one-to-one class (Y). And I thought I was late, but my tutor was even later and when he finally came, he made me do Cedar's past paper. I literally burst out laughing cause he didn't know I was from Cedar. How coincidental la. THE BEST PART, he told me that he was friends with Mr Khoo back in NIE :O This is superbly epic. Yknow what I just realized, after the two hour tuition session, I still don't know my tutor's name.
Today I came to school with a plaster on my armpit, cause I had a shaving accident in the morning.
& I think that my wisdom tooth's growing and it's hurting like crazy fuck.
Hmmm, does this mean I lack wisdom?
Well, maybe, after the stupid text convo I had with Yanah yesterday, anyway.
Syu : "Oh a Bristish boyfriend to buy for you all your Jack Unions?"
Yanah : "It's Union Jack, Einstein. I bet you feel so smart now."
Syu : "Yeah, I now know how Einstein felt when that apple fell on him."
Yanah : "Dude, that's Newton."
& I'm the Physics student, here. I am so FAIL.
11:11 pm
Dear God,
If you can't make me a famous fishmonger in Japan when I grow up, at least let me model for Babycakes. I want to be as hot and famous as Paul Griffiths and Jessica Forrest.
Thanks.
11:12 pm.
My Bangla bet with Hanan was supposed to end today but insisted that I have to add one more day to my bet because of the the text that I sent her in the morning, reminding her that, "Today is the last day of my Bangla bet." and she said that it was counted and now it ends tomorrow instead!!!!!!! >:( Pee-ass : That's the purple colour lunchbox that I steal food off Hanan from.
Let me tell you a story.
So much for my first day at tuition class. Yup, my tuition centre decided to give itself a self-proclaimed holiday without informing the new girl, which sadly is me. Will this story be too long for FML.com? Hmmm, yeah I think it is. But at least my tuition teacher looked clever.
VP came into 4S during Reading period today. Dawn Lee came to talk about the normal shitzo, expectations and standards and attire and all those crap. But it was pretty funny cause she kept on emphasising on how we're such beautiful girls and we have pretty faces with tight skin and that we should pin our fringes up. (?!)
Zunairah : "Don't make that face, Hanis! So ugly!"
Hanis : -turns to Syu- "She said I'm ugly! Sad face!"
Syu : "Go talk to Dawn Lee ah, she'll tell you that you look great."
Airplanes playing on loop. Can't get it out of my head!
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I am on a fruits diet. Which means I eat only fruits the whole day, nothing else but fruits. A pickle is a fruit right? I ate a pickle in my Big Mac today.
Ahssdyhfedeg I screwed up my Physics SPA today. I'm not even exaggerating. Everyone else's graph was different from mine. To all those who didn't screw up their SPA today, stop fucking whining and stfu tyvm.
Funniest thing I heard today:
Syu : "ZX, I'm on a fruits diet."
Zhi Xuan : "So am I! In fact all the Throwers are on a diet!"
Syu : "For real?"
Zhi Xuan : "Yeah, they only eat one ice-cream instead of two."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pause. HAHAHAHHA.
Happy Birthday, Mummy. You know I love you.
Facebook is highly amusing.
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I had an Alice In Wonderland dream yesterday night. I was Alice and there was this dog running around after me and asking me to follow him but I said, "No, I can't! Malays can't touch dogs!" and then the dog said, "Fine!"and then poof! it morphed into a chicken. Did you know that chickens can run really fast? I had a hard time chasing the chicken in my dream cause it was moving almost as fast as an electron/ Clara Poon. And then we feel down this hole that took us twenty minutes to reach the bottom and then the chicken brought me to some tea party and I asked the chicken, "Where's Johnny Depp?" and it said he wasn't coming, so I got really sad and the chicken tried to cheer me up by feeding me rainbow cakes but they turned out to be poisonous and I died.
I lurve, lurve, lurve Alice In Wonderland and the Almost Alice album is on loop in my iPod!
Off the Almost Alice album. Catchy!
Went for Cedar's Band Night last night, it was really good actually. Yesterday was a Don't-Care-How-I-Look day. Okay, from today onwards, everyday shall be a Don't-Care-How-I-Look day.
& I just realized how angsty I have become lately, because just yesterday I just radomly said, "Fuck you" at some random cheekopek in the bus who wouldn't quit staring.Seriously la, fuck that guy man. Fuck the world while I'm at it.
Our class theme was Oompa Loompas! Everyone was really cute, what with the suspenders and knee-high colourful socks. My suspenders kept on giving me wedgies but MY HAIR VERY CUTE OKAY.
Except two from 4s who were so failed, they should be on Failblog.com.
1. Eliqah : The runaway soccer player from Tampines Rovers.
The neon green 10 dollars Fred Perry shirt and soccer socks just screams tacky. Check out her hair. You have no idea how much Gatsby it took me to make it stand like that for the whole day.2. Hanan : The runaway bangla from the farm in Mumbai.
Can you imagine her milking cows? I can! *smiles like an idiot*
MUG SHOTS! HAHAHAHA they were using the differentiation worksheet! Roffel.
After school, went down to Changi Airport with Eli, Zu, Azwyn, Hanis and Niza. We wanted to eat at Fresh Bulggogi/ Seoul Garden Hotpot but they didn't have their student meal anymore so we ciaoed and went to eat at Polar instead. Hahaha cheapo kids.
Fauzi Rasul, hurry up and hire her/him already!
But don't you (Fauzi Rasul) TRY TO HIT ON MY BOYFRIEND! See, happy couple right there.
(LOOK AT ZU HAHAHA)
I look like shite in uniform.
(fail la Mr Seem!)ii) MY JUMPERS! I'm gonna miss training with them, especially the high jumpers! :(
v) My record-breaking teammates!
Chan Zhi Xuan, discus record-breaker. Don't mess with her, she can still knock your head off even if you're 37.12 m away from her. (Yes. That's her record-breaking distance.)6 (I don't know what's the Roman numeral for 6) : THEM! Yunz and Percy xoxo. & Tiffany Ann Chow my awesome Jumps captain! I'm gonna miss working with her :(
& of course I'm depressed cause Wednesday also meant it was...
But hey, at least we still kicked St Nicks and Nanyang's asses. Woohoo we won! :D
Okay, I know I said that I wanted my track career in Cedar to be memorable la, BUT NOT LIKE THIS CAN. Walao, stupid Straits Times this is both stalkerish and paparazzi-ish. I doubt I can ever live this down.
Tomorrow is Friday, 9th April 2010.
On Friday, 9th April 2010, I was supposed to compete in my high jump competition.
On Friday, 9th April 2010, I was supposed to get a medal.
On Friday, 9th April 2010, I was supposed to get a new PB.
On Friday, 9th April 2010, I am not doing any of those.
I wish Tiffany Ann, Sarah R. and Jue Ying all the best tomorrow.
If I can't be proud of myself, at least let me be proud of the people I really care for.
Went to watch Volleyball Finals just now. Cedar is damn awesome, we're National Champions!
But I was super pissed at that ulu girl who blocked the bloody scoreboard. She didn;t even budge when the whole of Cedar was screaming, "Get off the scoreboard!" at her. Thus, I just knew I had to do something. I got even more pissed when she gave me that bitchy look of hers after I ran across the sports hall and told her that her big head was blocking the scoreboard. I swear, the whole Cedar clan cheered when she finally moved. Syu = Heroine of the day.
I woke up at 5 today and the first thing I did was to open up the fridge. I was appalled that THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY despite my Mummy spending 80 bucks on junk food yesterday. And this morning, it was all gone! I realized that I live in a house full of gluttons, and I am no better. I am pretty sure the fridge of an anorexic person is constantly full.
Ways to save money : Ask for food from an anorexic person instead of buying your own. They'll gladly give you.
I really wanted to watch The Men Who Stare At Goats after school but Causeway Point wasn't showing it! Went to eat at Breeks with Atikah instead. And a very 'Syu' thing happened there. I ordered some chicken thingamajic and it came in a hotplate and the plate was VERY hot (that's why it's called a hotplate, fyi hahahah). And then my phone started ringing so I fumbled to get my phone and in the process, I accidentally banged my hand against the very hot hotplate and I kind of jumped and the blackpepper sauce I was holding in my hand literally flew, it seriously formed a quadratic curve, in the air and it splattered all over the table and my skirt. And some waiter named Fadrun just stopped and stared at me as I embarrassed myself. Then, Atikah and I thought about how cool it would be to have Fadrunthistown as a Facebook name.
& I have learnt that when life gives you lemons, use some of them to make lemonade. Use the rest to throw at the bitches who gave you the lemons in the first place.
OMG I JUST REALIZED TODAY THAT I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM CHOA CHU KANG STADIUM! :O See that tall white and orange building in the background? Omgee so cool! I was so fascinated that I started jumping up and down and telling everyone about my great revelation. I guess living in the tallest building in Bukit Panjang on a hill atop another hill does have its perks. Yes, my house is on two hills. Even though living on the 3rd floor out of 30 storeys doesn't do me justice, I still find it cool.
Travelled to CCK Stadium with the Jumpers today and it was raining dinosaurs and chickens. Aisyah damn power sia, Gold for Triple! Plus, Yan got Silver! My seniors are so cool siolxzxz. That just reminds me, some faggot called me on my phone today and asked for Aisyah. Whatthebloodyfark! And it was super funny cause he kept calling and demanding for Aisyah and Sarah was asking him to come up, and we also don't know come up where and ya it was just damn stupid. Cedar sprinters owned heats today, everyone else was left in our (fairy) dust.
I'm quite excited to watch The Men Who Stare At Goats (Not the Men Who Watches Goats, Eli -.-) with Atikah tomorrow! The reviews I read are pretty good. I just hope they're not really about goats. Cause I can watch that on Animal Planet without paying 6 bucks for it.
& maybe I should stop freaking out my classmates with my daily 'Countdown to Prelims 1' texts.
Maybe.
Hanan had a proposition for me.
The bet : Stop calling her bangla for two weeks and she'll provide me breakfast for one week.
& I've got to apologize for
(i) Calling her Bangla instead of Hanan
(ii) All the Bangla jokes against her
Okay I just literally roffeled for 5 minutes, just thinking of all the bangla insults I threw at Hanan. Oh believe me, there's many more where that came from.
Pffft, okay who am I kidding? Keeping to that bet is like trying to grow a dick, quite impossible. But i shall try my utmost best to keep to that bet cause one week of breakfast sounds good, and I never say no to food. But Hanan has to forgive me for the occassional slip of the tongue in this two weeks cause she must understand how difficult it is for me to restrain myself. Besides,
HANAN ELBOWED MY BUNNY TEETH DURING MORNING ASSEMBLY THE OTHER DAY!!
It hurt like fuck, okay! So now, we're even.
Yanah has made me realize that...
BARNEY HAS SHORT ARMS!!!!!
I mean seriously, he can't even touch his own head, what more hug himself. I tell you, Barney has traumatised so many innocent kids' childhoods. Dinosaurs are supposed to be extinct, dinosaurs are supposed to be dangerous, dinosaurs don't talk, dinosaurs are not supposed to jump around and clap their hands to 'If You're Happy and You Know It', dinosaurs aren't supposed to hug Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez and dinosaurs are not supposed to be purple. Barney, if Tyrannosaurus Rex was still alive, he would be so ashamed.
And then he'll eat you up.
Manchester United lost to Chelsea 2-1 last night. I am quite depressed. I knew it was gonna happen, what with Wayne Rooney's injury and the kayu referee and all, but sometimes I hate it when I'm right. I'm always right. I love being right. That was contradictory.
And I refuse to model for this year's Project Runway. I am still traumatised from last year's incident. I am still scarred from when my skirt fell down halfway. I refuse.
Yeah, that was my April's Fool joke today. Not the best around, I know. But still, better than nothing. Kudos to 4H for their awesome April's Fool joke. The "Happy Birthday, Mr Yau!" A4 posters all over school was a classic. Went down to Marina Square with Atikah, Farhain and The Bangla to MFM for lunch (That's Manhattan Fish Market for you darls, in case you're like Bangla who thought I had mistakenly wanted to say FHM). Window-shopped alot and when we finally got bored, we sat in Macs and made random prankcalls. I just realized how much it sucks to be a Sec 4 and how much it has killed my social life. I rarely even go out during the weekends now and I rarely come home after midnight anymore. All this for the sake of my O's? Okay, I'm willing to sacrifice my social life.
Exactly 35 more days to Prelim 1.
(To all Sec 4s who read this and just got a panic attack, BREATHE IN AND COUNT 10.)
It's finally hitting me and yes, I am worried. Yes, I am panicking. Yes, I need to do well. I am losing it with all this stress upon me. But I thank God for my friends that helped keep me sane.
i) Zunairah and I got caught by Mrs Chew for ripping off Hanis' arm hair with sports tape.
ii) Zunairah, Hanis and I suffered from aching teeth cause we spent the whole of recess throwing Skittles into the air and catching it in our mouths but they always end up knocking off our teeth and rolling under the table, instead.
iii) The Throwers brought a watermelon to share during jogging today. Zhi Xuan, who ever brings a watermelon to school?!
I went to follow Mummy to NTUC after school the other day, and I was so pissed off cause she was taking absolutely forever and I still had homework to do and then she wanted to go buy fish which will equals to her taking forever times two, cause the fish would have to be scaled and cut and weighed and I was whinin and going like, "Nooooo, no need buy fish! I don't even like fish!" and I got a whole long 15 minutes lecture from the fishmonger about how fish is good and healthy and it's rich in Vitamin C and Omega whatshit and like hello, if I wanted to be rich in Vitamin C I would just eat a carton of oranges okay, so now stfu tyvm. FML. That fishmonger was just as annoying as Ris Low. What with her and the whole 987 thing.
Atikah : "Huh, there's an element called Bismuth? It sounds as if Ris Low is trying to say something."
Syu : "Yeah, sounds like Ris Low trying to say 'chicken'."
OMG NICOLE CHAN GOT GOLD FOR LONG JUMP TODAY. SHE JUMPED 4.95M AND TOTALLY BEAT HER PB BY 20 OVER CM LIKE WTF THAT'S MADNESS. COOL, BUT MADNESS. I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HER AND SHE TOTALLY DESERVES IT. IN FACT, SHE'S THE MOST DETERMINED ATHLETE I KNOW. FOUR YEARS OF PERSEVERANCE AND NOW SHE'S A GOLD MEDALLIST OMG COOL SHIZZ.
Walao, RJ confirm call her already la. Some people just have all the luck. I shall try my best to contain my jealousy, now.
