Thursday, March 4, 2010
I LOST MY VOICE I LOST MY VOICE I LOST MY VOICEEEEEE."You're sixteen already, Syu, and you're still thinking like this. Tsk."
What was I 'thinking like this' about? Well, I thought that when I had my raging fever two days ago, it'd be clever to eat lots of ice-cream. You know, so that it would lower down my high temperature because it's cold and all that. Well. IT DIDN'T MF WORK. In fact, my fever shot up to 39.8 degrees that night AND it made me lose my voice two days after. I was halfway screaming at my sister, "YOU ASSHOLEEE, GIMME BACK MY PROTRACT-" and then I went mute. Now, I sound like a dying cow in labour everytime I try to laugh or scream. But to some, it still might sound sexy.
I hate this year's class phototaking. I mean the concept is cool and all, at the spiral staircase, but it's our graduating year, you don't mess with it. I'd rather we sit in rows in the hall in front of the stage like every other year, instead of trying to do photo magic and start being creative with stupid class photos like these. Plus, the phototaking lady was being a downright bitch and she scolded me for having a "sexually related" pose. "That pose is not allowed! It's violating the rules. I will not say what she did, but it is not allowed." She said it like as if I was pointing my middle finger at the camera or something. At that very moment, I was so tempted to flip the finger at her. In case you were wondering,
I was licking Lee in the picture. I had 3 phototaking yesterday la, but the most epic was the CCA Leaders photo shot, all the Track and Field Captains were sweltering in our lion dance track suit and they won't even on the bloody aircon in the hall. So much for trying to keep our hair in place, it was all plastered to our foreheads in the end. I swear we lost 5kg worth of sweat in these two days of phototaking in our full track suit, WITH THE ZIPPER UP.
Eating my Zooland animal biscuits make me happy. And they only cost 80cents per box, awesome shit or whut! Anyway, Miss Nair came into our fishtank classroom suddenly during recess and I was unfortunate enough to be standing right next to the door, hugging my Zooland biscuit box with one hand and holding a Zooland animal biscuit in the other, when that happened.
Miss Nair : "Why is your class so noisy ah? Upstairs staffroom can hear you!"
-turns to Syu, who's standing next to the door-
Miss Nair : "And I hope YOU'RE not eating in class?"
-Syu pops Zooland animal biscuit into mouth-
Syu : "No." -chews real slowly-
Eliqah's happy with my Zooland animal biscuits too cause everytime I pick out an animal biscuit from the box and I get a monkey or an elephant or an ugly ox, I'll go, "Eh I found you! Here, you can have it," and I'll pass it to her with a big grin on my face and she will happily gobble it up after 3 seconds of her 'WTF' face. I think she ate more of my Zooland biscuits than I did :'(
& I got cheated of my feelings today. Call me stupid or call me gay (don't call me both), but for the longest time in my life, I had always thought that the President lived in a really big house in Hougang. Someone told me that in primary school and I believed him/ her. But this morning, Atikah just revealed to me that he actually lives in the Istana! I thought that place was only just a tourist attraction! I was quite sad to know that actually. It's like someone telling me that Santa Claus doesn't exist, or that Megan Fox is fat/ a tranny.
I don't know why I'm typing such a wordy post today. I'm usually not that type of Blogger.
Maybe it's cause I'm like a walking zombie and I'm not myself cause I feel asleep in the living room at 2am yesterday as I was staying up to watch the Singapore-Jordan match. With you.
Pee-ass : Singapore lost by the way. 2-1.
