Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
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I'm totally stoked for tonight, can you tell?
Nothing's gonna burst my happy Paramore bubble today.
Watch out, Hayley Williams. I'm gonna lick you, tonight.
HERE'S THE PLAN (Pardon my drawing skills, I'm not an art student) :
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I'm gonna get so pumped up during the concert and attempt to scream my hearts out (my voice still hasn't recovered, and I still sound like a dying cow in labour). I'm gonna jump up and down like a jellybean and wait patiently for Hayley to come out. By the way, my hand's in the 'Rock On' sign in the picture. You know, the //m\\ sign, but I don't really know how to draw that.2.
Paramore WILL come out on time and start playing all my favourite songs like Brick by Boring Brick, Misguided Ghosts, Careful, Fences, Emergency, Pressure and the rest of the Riot! album while I watch and silently hyperventilate in excitement.3.
I will then pick the perfect time to jump out of my seat, fling myself into the mosh-pit, push through the throng of people, bite them if I have to, run towards Hayley Williams, kick the bouncers in the nuts and use my high jump prowess to get myself up on stage next to her. Oh, and that's either Taylor York or Josh Farro playing his guitar in the back.
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I will then stick out my tongue and lick Hayley Williams all over. I have a feeling she might taste like onion rings. After that, the cops will arrest me and I'll be all over Stomp! the next morning. But it would be totally worth it.
I will then stick out my tongue and lick Hayley Williams all over. I have a feeling she might taste like onion rings. After that, the cops will arrest me and I'll be all over Stomp! the next morning. But it would be totally worth it.Hey, I look like Charlie in Charlie the Unicorn 3 with my tongue all over Hayley like that.
Come on, people! Cross your fingers with me in hoping my ingenious plan works!
DON'T BURST MY HAPPY PARAMORE BUBBLE.
