Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Okay.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS GAVE ME THE FEVER?!? 39.6 DEGREES IS NOT FUNNY, PEOPLE :(
Even my eyeballs are hot, I poked them!
& I'm sure half my brain has been fried to non-existance. Shite, there goes my chance for 6 points.
It sucks to be sick on a school day, cause I'll always end up home alone, with no food and bored to literal tears.
What more, I'm missing my Physics SPA today, but you know what's awesome?
I just remembered that I have two weeks of MC for my knee! :D
To cheer myself up and to distract myself from puking into the toilet bowl, I shall do what I do best.
Make fun of Justin Bieber (Y)
1. He's secretly an alien. Any fifteen-year-old boy who has not broken his voice or gone through puberty yet, MUST be an alien.
2. He's secretly a girl too. (Look below)
Yes, I KNEW he was a girl!!3. The lead girls in all his MVs are ugly, whereas the extras are real pretty. If you're trying to get the message across that love is not based on looks, then shouldn't your MVs consist solely of ugly girls? OH WAIT, I KNOW WHY HIS LEAD GIRL IS ALWAYS UGLY! He doesn't want the girl to outshine his pretty girl looks -.-
4. He's a trending topic on Twitter. Shite, I'd have to kill Twitter next.
#JustinBieber should not be a trending topic on Twitter.
#JustinBieber deserves to be put in a blender.
#JustinBieber has a higher voice than me. & I'm a girl.
#JustinBieber is a faggot.
#JustinBieber is a mf gay.
Okay, shoot me first for making him a trending topic on Twitter. Sigh.
5. He made 3-year-olds cry. What the eff is wrong with this boy?
6. He has man bangs. No normal adult man as man bangs beyond the age of 4. My cousin's 3 and he already has a mohawk.
7. His birthday is today. My birthday shoutout to him is : HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY, FAGGOT! Yes, it IS time to break that voice of yours. In fact, you're way overdued.
I was gonna come up with more reasons but I could feel the fever gnawing at my brain, thus sturting my train of intellectual thoughts. I'm still waiting for the person who gave me this danged fever to own up. I promise I won't bite.
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I WILL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF AND SWING IT AROUND LIKE A LASSO BEFORE FITTING IT IN A GIANT BLENDER SO THAT I CAN LAUGH MANIACLY AS I WATCH YOUR BRAIN GET SMUSHED TO NON-EXISTANCE.
Pee-ass : *Shit, Eliqah just texted, telling me that Physics SPA is a killer. Oh God, I can already feel anpther fever coming up.*
