Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Did you see the pretty moon yesterday? This is the exact view I see of the moon yesterday from my bedroom window, while I was lying down in bed. I have never seen such a pretty, full moon anymore. When I grow up, I have decided not to be a fishmonger in Japan anymore, I want to be a moon.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS YANG!!
This is Miss Yang. She is my Jumps teacher-in-charge. It is her birthday today. This is her, opening up the present the team got her. The present is a G-String (the sexiest Clara Poon could find). Yes, it was very awkward watching her open it. I think Miss Yang is really nice to me and she helped me alot when I was depressed. Thus, she did not deserve the cake that fell and smashed to smithereens. So we got her another cake. The cake(s) were very nice.
Meet : The Throwers.
Cedar Throwers (noun) : A weird bunch of kids who thought that it would be much more fun to be rams than athletes.
SS/Geog lessons are really fun now. & it's solely because of Mdm Faridah. I swear, she's the catalyst of global warming. Every single time she enter our fishtank classroom, she'll go, "What temperature is this? 20 degrees celcius?! LOWER DOWN TO 18! IT'S VERY WARM IN HERE!" but in actual fact we're all freezing like penguins. But 4S understands Mdm Faridah's condition and we will comply with her as we know she has more skin and thus she radiates more heat, and we must do our best to protect Ismail (Michelle : "Mdm Faridah, are you going to name your son Ismail? I think Ismail is a very nice name!" Mdm Faridah : "OF COURSE NOT"). We're gonna miss you when you go on your maternity leave, Mdm Faridah and I apologize on behalf of 4S for not suspecting that you were pregnant since last year despite you being 3 or 4 months pregnant because you know, we all thought, heh, you were just, um, fat.
It's April's Fool tomorrow and I have no pranks up my sleeve. That is so unfair. I need to feel excited.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
One day I'm gonna have nice, flippy hair just like this super pretty girl right here.
I think Syutoto's a very cute name. Don't you?
Syu : "Quick, make your best mat face!"
Steph + Farhain : "Okay!" Yes, my mat face is a fail, but Steph. Well Steph, she's not a mat. She's a MOD. (Mat On Drugs)
OMG, he's a fucking cougar-lover.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Today was pretty interesting. & I'm glad that today happened. Met with Alicia and Farhain for ACJC's Fun-O-Rama. It was madness in there and Cedar Fiesta was a disastrous flop as compared to it. Mooched around the campus and spent all our coupons on food. We were trying so hard to find places with air-con cause it was just so bloody hot. & when we finally found solace in the auditorium area, we saw Nathan Hartono! I'm still in shock at how good-looking he is. In fact, he was the only good-looking guy we saw at ACJC. So yes, Alicia and I wanted to approach him and ask whether we could take a picture with him (Farhain's the paparazzi) but we were too shy to tap his shoulder and we were afraid that it wasn't really Nathan Hartono but just some random ulu pandan guy. So we lingered around him, braving ourselves to go up to him but by the time we calmed our nerves down, he had walked/ run away. Shite, I think we scared him off.
Waited for Steph, who was late, and after she spent all her coupons, we headed down to *Scape for Fleashlightbatteries II. The turn-up was good but there was really nothing much. I spent most of my money on accessories. After we were done, we crossed over to Cathay Cine and watched Alice In Wonderland. It was pure genius. No wait, Tim Burton's pure genius. I am madly in love with the movie. I have no idea why people said it sucked. IT'S NOT. I AM A GENUINE CRITIC, TAKE IT FROM ME. & I think Alice is really pretty and the Mad Hatter's drop dead hot.
The four of us can come up with the craziest conversation topics ever and I have no idea how we came about with the topic of Toto Chan but yes, we thought it would be really funny to put Toto into our Facebook display name, so now I'm officially Nurul Syutoto. I find it very cute. You know why? Cause we're cool kids like that.
Friday, March 26, 2010
I have decided not to give a flying fuck anymore, because :
1. Life is more than caring about what people think of you.
2. Life is more than caring about how many friends you have on Facebook.
3. Life is more than caring about how many followers you have on Twitter/ Tumblr.
4. Life is more than fronting a facade just so you can be the cool kid.
5. Life is more than caring about how many people read your blog, daily.
& you've got a way of breaking hearts.
My clock reads exactly 4.37 pm now. I don't think I have ever reached home from school this early before. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever reached home from school before 6 before. & the only reason that I came straight home after Chem remedial is because I am shagged to the f'ing max. I don't know whether it's because I'm still hungover from Cross finals on Wednesday, because I woke up at 4am to complete my homework today, because of the lack of sleep or just because school drains total energy out of me. Not only am I pooped, I'm bruised and aching as well.
Miss Poon : Okay 4S, the teacher taking you for PE today is....
4S : *praying* Please don't let it be Joseph Tan, please please please please
Miss Poon : MR TAN!
4S: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
& we actually sat down for 5 minutes, whining and wailing and refusing to move. You know why? CAUSE THAT CHINA MAN MADE US RUN 2.4KM FOR PE AND IT WAS SO VERY HOT AND I HAD TO RUN IN MY SCHOOL SHOES AND NOW GOT BLISTERS ON MY LITTLE PINKY AND MY MUSCLES ARE ACHING EVERYWHERE, I THINK EVEN MY EYEBALLS ARE ACHING. WALAO HE THINK WE'RE HIS HWA CHONG BOYS IS IT HMPH.
Anyway, I just realized how hardcore a history geek I am. I got so overly-excited in the library yesterday when I found this super duper thick biography on Hitler, complete with pictures!! I started squeling like a pig/ Natalie but then I was bummed cause I could not borrow it as it was for Referance only (insert sad face). & Miss Poon just asked me to play Touch Rugby for Nationals cause apparently she needs a stronger team, and Nicole and Celine are planning to join too, but I don't want to aggravate my knee anymore. Damn it. My mum's planning to put me in some tuition centre in Orchard for Chem and A Maths cause her friend recommended it and her friend's son was some stupid Dunman High kid who was getting 35 points for Prelims and ended up with 7 points after going for the tuition. I have never gone for tuition before, and I don't want to cause I am so fucking lazy to do tutuion homework. I can't even complete my school homework, what more extra work. And I just realized that this whole paragraph is very redundant and I don't even know why I typed it out. I guess I'm just in one of my spill-everything-that's-randomly-popping-in-your-mind mood. I'm gonna call this paragraph A Redundant Paragraph. From now on, my readers are banned from reading anymore Redundant Paragraphs.
Joke of the week : Zunairah : "OMG, imagine Lee in a cheongsam!" 4S : "EWWWW! GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD! MY EYES! THE HORROR!" Seriously, just try imagining Lee in a cheongsam. You should give yourself a literal pat on the back if you didn't cringe or snigger at that mental image.
Funniest thing I've heard today, "(Insert name) IS SO FAIL, HE SHOULD BE ON FAILBLOG.COM!!"
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
MEET YUN YUN (and her two shiny medals)
I am so damn proud of this girl right here. She's the true heroine of the day. She proved to all those people who doubted her, today. She proved them good. Seow Yun Yun, You have no idea how proud Natalie, Tiffany and I are of you. In these 4 years, we watched you bloom and grow as an athlete and we are left in your dust, in awe of your fantastic achievements. You may be the new feared Cross-country runner, but you will be a Jumper for life.
Cross finals at Temasek Poly today. Anything to skip lessons, anything. Even if it means sweltering under the scorching sun for 3 hours, surrounded by sweaty boys/girls, half-dying after the 3.5km run of their lives. Honestly, I was very annoyed at the fact that VS had to bring down their entire Sec 4 cohort to support, while Cedar could only bring 30 pathetic supporters. But congrats to VS for clinching double Champs. BUT. CONGRATS TO CEDAR FOR CLINCHING B DIV CHAMP AND C DIV 2ND! We're cool kids, uh huh.
I wanna kill Amanda so badly. We were both chasing each other like crazy with the black beads from the astro turf. Vaneh calls the black beads maggot eggs. Amanda smacked Natalie's hand up, which was full of the maggot eggs, and it went flying to my face. And Amanda dropped the maggot eggs down my shirt. I want to put you in a blender and watch you die, Amanda. & I was right, there was drama today. Not that I care, pfft. Yes Farhain, I saw your (A).
Physics mock was a major mfing screw-up. I ended up drawing butterflies and ladybugs all over my paper. Technology is evil. Technology makes me realize how ugly and uncool I am.
Forlorn Atheletic Reject, no more? Maybe I'm now the Determined/ Fighthing/ Hungry Athletic Reject.
I just realized that I have already broken one of my 2010 Resolutions, without even trying.
2010 resoulutions
Drop the attitude.
Ace O's.
Gold Nationals.
Break my front two bunny teeth.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
REVELATIONS 101
1. Bombastic is a bombastic word.
2. Ke$ha's fat; for famous people standards.
3. Justin Bieber's Love Me is No.1 in my iPod's Top 25 Most Played. How Wrong.
4. Cedar MLDDS Drama Team is a force to be reckoned with. Congrats on the 3rd placing win at NUS Sajak.
5. Don't ever walk around NUS without a map/ a person who can decipher maps.
6. The World is really very small.
7. Everyone's using Tumblr now. Tumblr's not cool anymore.
8. Only losers would think that they need to smoke, get drunk, or get high, to be cool.
9. Hanan's actually a bangla.
10. I like to contradict my own beliefs.
Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day is officially a tradition. Today was my third consecutive year attending. A Cookie Affair is officially my fave B&J flavour, after Phish Food and Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Headed down to Orchard Central with Atikah, Farhain, Hanan, Izahlove, Yanah, Song and Ahlin for our ice-cream, didn't have to wait long. Even went for second round (Y) It was really cool cause you'll be directed to take the lift up and ride the escalator to some scary dungeon-looking thing to get your ice-cream. Lepak-ed with Hanan, Atikah and Farhain after that and we decided to be a public nuisance. I think we did a pretty good job, guys.
I'm excited for tomorrow cause i) It's Cross-Country finals ii) I get to pon the whole day of lessons to go watch it iii) I sense the drama that would be brewing tomorrow
I qoute Ariel Navas, "Tomorrow has the potential to be quite a scary and epic day." I'm nodding my head vigorously at that statement.
I like keeping secrets, it's fun. But the problem with blogging is, it makes keeping secrets hard. I think I'm gonna stop blogging.
While doing differentiation today, Anita : "It's so hard to spell differentiation!"
Thursday, March 18, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES STRAIGHT WATCHING THESE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO WHEN WE'RE BORED DURING TRAININGS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THROWERS.
Lee killed Zhi Xuan! I'm surprised ZX even managed to lift Lee up.
HAHAHA THIS ONE IS A MUST WATCH. VANEH KILLED NICOLE HENG. NICOLE JUST FELL LIKE A RAG DOLL. OH GOD, I WATCHED THIS FIFTEEN TIMES AND I LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME.
"After training yesterday, three girls, Syu, Natalie and Sarah rode the train down to Orchard. The most beautiful one, Natalie, had to look for a present for her friend.So off they went, and they delved into the mythical heavenly retail paradise otherwise known as Orchard Ion. Topshop met them first, and the three musketeers jumped at the chance to enter it. Suddenly, Natalie, who in addition to being the most beautiful, was also the most intelligent of the three, caught a mighty brainwave! Let's dress each other up, she yelled excitedly to the other two. So off they went, searching for clothes. Suddenly, Natalie bumped into Syu in Topshop, and they decided to change the name of the game to Let's Dress Sarah Up! So they picked out the most gaudy pink polka dotted skirt, purple dress and striped cropped jacket. Sarah was coaxed sweetly by her seniors to try the outfits on, and made a fool of herself. Best of all, the saleswoman came and advised Sarah against mixing and matching patterns! Sarah was embarrassed. Being the ugly troll that she was, she hid behind her dressing room door and refused to come out. Natalie high-fived Syu for succeeding in making sarah's life... hell."
Ripped from Natalie's blog. It made me smile. I forgot how it felt like to genuinely smile.
Pee-ass : * When I was on the bus home from my study date with Eli at the airport on Sunday, a little boy smiled at me. I smiled back. I felt like a paedophile. MLIA.*
Justin Bieber meets the 3-year-old he made cry.
I actually smiled watching this.
I hate him less by 1.274654 percent now.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
LIFE SUCKS.
(Take drugs)
Yeah, I'm way too depressed to blog. If you're my true friend, you wouldn't have to refer to my blog to know what's causing me so much misery. It'd be a miracle if I can get back to my normal state of mind in two weeks.
Miss me, bxtches.
// (edited)
"Forlorn Athletic Rejects"
Yeo Liyin, Natalie Wong and utmostly Nurul Syuhaidah, keep your heads held high. We were born fighters, and we will continue fighting in this losing battle till blood is shed. Today, I learnt that Track&Field is a selfish sport, run by selfish people. Meant for selfish people.
Friday, March 12, 2010
I am madly in love with this song. I love the MV alot too. Watching the MV over and over again makes me happy. Temporarily.
I have decided.
To give up.
I just don't see why I should fight for a lost cause anymore.
I can't give you the fucking Doctor's letter by Monday, okay?
Fine, send in the names on Monday then, send in the names without my name included.
I don't care.
I don't want that medal anymore.
I don't want to DSA to RI(JC) anymore.
You know why?
Cause I can't.
Thanks for making my life utterly miserable.
I just gave up on the one thing I'm truly passionate about, and the one thing I'm truly good at.
Somebody shoot me.
Meet-the-Parents tomorrow. I think my reviews will be good. I mean, I'm the class Monitress, how can my reviews not be good? Oh right, I'm the one who talks loudly in class, eat during every lesson and make fun of teachers. I'm sure my reviews will be good.
It's true, the moment he laid his eyes on you he knew,
The only wish he wanted came true.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, ZUNAIRAH SERON!
You cacat person, 8 years of friendship and hopefully many more to come.
"Eh, have you heard of 'I Know What You Did Last Raya'?" "Who sang it?"
&&&&&
HAPPY BELATED SIXTEENTH, YUSFARHAIN YUSOFF! (L)
My Number One gossip partner, walking Wikipedia, I swear.
While at the FishMarket at Manhattan (Whoa, it's Halal now!) yesterday, Farhain, Hanan, Yanah and I have finally come to a consensus.
If 7-11 does not allow you to walk out if the store with their Barcardi Breezer or any other alcoholic beverages, and you're so desperate to get drunk, i ) Eat five tanks of rum and raisin ice-cream ii) Lick alcohol swabs. Good luck!
Syu : "Have you forgotten? I'm full-time hippie, part-time stalker, remember?" Hanan : "Wrong la! You're full-time stalker, part-time Justin Bieber!" I think I have permanently lost my voice. This means, I'm gonna be stuck sounding like a puberty-hit-Justin-Bieber forever. Shite.
Monday, March 8, 2010
I FELL ASLEEP WHILE DOING SIT-UPS. THAT'S HOW TIRED I WAS. FML.
HAPPY SIXTEENTH, TAMMIE KURA-KURA! (L) I'm getting you a fish and you're gonna name it Bakkwa.
I'm totally stoked for tonight, can you tell? Nothing's gonna burst my happy Paramore bubble today. Watch out, Hayley Williams. I'm gonna lick you, tonight.
HERE'S THE PLAN (Pardon my drawing skills, I'm not an art student) :
1.
I'm gonna get so pumped up during the concert and attempt to scream my hearts out (my voice still hasn't recovered, and I still sound like a dying cow in labour). I'm gonna jump up and down like a jellybean and wait patiently for Hayley to come out. By the way, my hand's in the 'Rock On' sign in the picture. You know, the //m\\ sign, but I don't really know how to draw that.
2.
Paramore WILL come out on time and start playing all my favourite songs like Brick by Boring Brick, Misguided Ghosts, Careful, Fences, Emergency, Pressure and the rest of the Riot! album while I watch and silently hyperventilate in excitement.
3.
I will then pick the perfect time to jump out of my seat, fling myself into the mosh-pit, push through the throng of people, bite them if I have to, run towards Hayley Williams, kick the bouncers in the nuts and use my high jump prowess to get myself up on stage next to her. Oh, and that's either Taylor York or Josh Farro playing his guitar in the back.
4.
I will then stick out my tongue and lick Hayley Williams all over. I have a feeling she might taste like onion rings. After that, the cops will arrest me and I'll be all over Stomp! the next morning. But it would be totally worth it.
Hey, I look like Charlie in Charlie the Unicorn 3 with my tongue all over Hayley like that.
Come on, people! Cross your fingers with me in hoping my ingenious plan works!
DON'T BURST MY HAPPY PARAMORE BUBBLE.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
All the sales people I talked to today laughed at my voice. They all asked me how I lost my voice. & they laughed even more at my answer.
Justin Bieber's like a stalker in his Baby video. If some guy dare do such stuff to me at a bowling alley, pull my jacket, dance like retard all, I will set an avalanche of bowling balls on him, I swear. Hey, Shane Dawson disses Justin Bieber too! (Y)
Today, there were VS Sec 4s everywhere doing Flag Day. I shall take this opportunity to apologize to all of them. I donated 10 cents to some cina VS dude and pasted the sticker on my middle finger. I then flashed my sticker to every VS dude who tried to extort money from me after that.
Grrr, I'm angry cause I just realized that some of my blog posts are not in my archives! >:(
EXACTLY 21 HOURS, 3 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS TILL I GET TO SEE PARAMOREEEE!
Even my school is out to get me. The first thing I heard when I entered the Hall for Assembly yesterday, was Justin Bieber's Baby. Oh, and hundreds of girls screaming and gushing over that faggot. It felt like World War 2 for me in there, I nearly died.
& everyone should just stop laughing at my (lack of) voice! >:( My voice got worse after I ate that awesome plate of mee goreng at Adam Road on Thursday. So totally oily, so totally delicious, so totally aggravated my voice. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SCREAM AT PARAMORE TOMORROW WITH MY VOICE LIKE THIS?
Wanna hear how Justin Bieber sounds like when he breaks his voice? Syu : "Baby, baby, baby, oooh." Yupp, my screwed up voice sounds deeeper than his.
Shopping today, see my face! It's happy! Pee-ass : *Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day on March 23rd!*
Thursday, March 4, 2010
If you're a Tweeter, you Tweet on Twitter.
So if you're a Tumblr-er, do you Tumble on Tumblr?
Okay, that sounded funnier in my head.
I LOST MY VOICE I LOST MY VOICE I LOST MY VOICEEEEEE. "You're sixteen already, Syu, and you're still thinking like this. Tsk." What was I 'thinking like this' about? Well, I thought that when I had my raging fever two days ago, it'd be clever to eat lots of ice-cream. You know, so that it would lower down my high temperature because it's cold and all that. Well. IT DIDN'T MF WORK. In fact, my fever shot up to 39.8 degrees that night AND it made me lose my voice two days after. I was halfway screaming at my sister, "YOU ASSHOLEEE, GIMME BACK MY PROTRACT-" and then I went mute. Now, I sound like a dying cow in labour everytime I try to laugh or scream. But to some, it still might sound sexy.
I hate this year's class phototaking. I mean the concept is cool and all, at the spiral staircase, but it's our graduating year, you don't mess with it. I'd rather we sit in rows in the hall in front of the stage like every other year, instead of trying to do photo magic and start being creative with stupid class photos like these. Plus, the phototaking lady was being a downright bitch and she scolded me for having a "sexually related" pose. "That pose is not allowed! It's violating the rules. I will not say what she did, but it is not allowed." She said it like as if I was pointing my middle finger at the camera or something. At that very moment, I was so tempted to flip the finger at her. In case you were wondering, I was licking Lee in the picture. I had 3 phototaking yesterday la, but the most epic was the CCA Leaders photo shot, all the Track and Field Captains were sweltering in our lion dance track suit and they won't even on the bloody aircon in the hall. So much for trying to keep our hair in place, it was all plastered to our foreheads in the end. I swear we lost 5kg worth of sweat in these two days of phototaking in our full track suit, WITH THE ZIPPER UP.
Eating my Zooland animal biscuits make me happy. And they only cost 80cents per box, awesome shit or whut! Anyway, Miss Nair came into our fishtank classroom suddenly during recess and I was unfortunate enough to be standing right next to the door, hugging my Zooland biscuit box with one hand and holding a Zooland animal biscuit in the other, when that happened. Miss Nair : "Why is your class so noisy ah? Upstairs staffroom can hear you!" -turns to Syu, who's standing next to the door- Miss Nair : "And I hope YOU'RE not eating in class?" -Syu pops Zooland animal biscuit into mouth- Syu : "No." -chews real slowly-
Eliqah's happy with my Zooland animal biscuits too cause everytime I pick out an animal biscuit from the box and I get a monkey or an elephant or an ugly ox, I'll go, "Eh I found you! Here, you can have it," and I'll pass it to her with a big grin on my face and she will happily gobble it up after 3 seconds of her 'WTF' face. I think she ate more of my Zooland biscuits than I did :'(
& I got cheated of my feelings today. Call me stupid or call me gay (don't call me both), but for the longest time in my life, I had always thought that the President lived in a really big house in Hougang. Someone told me that in primary school and I believed him/ her. But this morning, Atikah just revealed to me that he actually lives in the Istana! I thought that place was only just a tourist attraction! I was quite sad to know that actually. It's like someone telling me that Santa Claus doesn't exist, or that Megan Fox is fat/ a tranny.
I don't know why I'm typing such a wordy post today. I'm usually not that type of Blogger. Maybe it's cause I'm like a walking zombie and I'm not myself cause I feel asleep in the living room at 2am yesterday as I was staying up to watch the Singapore-Jordan match. With you.
Pee-ass : Singapore lost by the way. 2-1.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
"Love is like New York Fashion Week."
I swear 4S is cursed. It all started with Zunairah, who dislocated her knee while doing a handstand, then there's me who dislocated my knee during training (Eh it sounds way cooler than a failed handstand okay), and now there's Vanessa who injured her leg too. We spent more time in the TLC classroom on the first floor and the fishtank classroom in the library than our own classroom on the fourth floor. In fact, I think the 4S classroom is pretty much redundant. At the rate this is going, I'm pretty sure we'll be spending the rest of the semester on the first floor. Call us cursed or call us lucky, I'm totally enjoying it. How not to when you're always the first to reach the canteen and leave school. Plus, air-con in the library, bxtches.
You know, you can never figure out much about me just by reading my blog. My blog is solely for entertainment purposes only. BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO KNOW.
SYU'S BIGGEST PET PEEVES
People with bad English. If I spend more time trying to decipher what you're talking about rather than actually conversing with you, I don't see the point of me talking to you at all.
One-word replies. It kills conversations and if you're not putting in the effort to continue the convo, I don't see why I should too. You either give me a two-word or more answer or I'm not replying you at all.
People who think they're hot, when they're so obviously not. Who stole all the mirrors in your house? Sorry, I don't mean to burst your happy bubble, but you self-worshipping your camwhore pics got the better of me.
PDAs on escalators/ at traffic lights/ in lifts/ online. Hugging is fine, but definitely not full-on face-sucking. You're either making use of your relationship for unneccassary attention or they ran out of rooms at Hotel 81. Do you know how awkward it makes the people around you feel? GET A ROOM, GET A ROOOOMMM!!!
Justin Bieber. Enough said.
I find it funny that when a couple breaks up, the first thing they do is to delete each other off Facebook. Anyway, I'm so not missing school tomorrow. No matter how high my body temperature is or if I'm upchucking like crazy, I'm so going to school tomorrow. You know why? Cause I have 3 pictures to take for photo-taking tomorrow and I am so not missing that on my graduation year. Sec 4 classes get a page in the yearbook each! So, even if they have to wheel me in on a hospital bed, I am so not missing phototaking tomorrow. Okay no, that would be quite unglam and horrifying.
This made me laugh like a penguin on steroids for five minutes straight. Shane Dawson's latest Facebook status.
HAHAHAHAH THIS ANDREW LUM/ SUPER MARIO DUDE'S A GENIUS.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Okay. WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS GAVE ME THE FEVER?!? 39.6 DEGREES IS NOT FUNNY, PEOPLE :( Even my eyeballs are hot, I poked them! & I'm sure half my brain has been fried to non-existance. Shite, there goes my chance for 6 points. It sucks to be sick on a school day, cause I'll always end up home alone, with no food and bored to literal tears. What more, I'm missing my Physics SPA today, but you know what's awesome? I just remembered that I have two weeks of MC for my knee! :D
To cheer myself up and to distract myself from puking into the toilet bowl, I shall do what I do best. Make fun of Justin Bieber (Y)
REASONS TO HATE (KILL) JUSTIN BIEBER.
1. He's secretly an alien. Any fifteen-year-old boy who has not broken his voice or gone through puberty yet, MUST be an alien.
2. He's secretly a girl too. (Look below)
Yes, I KNEW he was a girl!!
3. The lead girls in all his MVs are ugly, whereas the extras are real pretty. If you're trying to get the message across that love is not based on looks, then shouldn't your MVs consist solely of ugly girls? OH WAIT, I KNOW WHY HIS LEAD GIRL IS ALWAYS UGLY! He doesn't want the girl to outshine his pretty girl looks -.-
4. He's a trending topic on Twitter. Shite, I'd have to kill Twitter next.
6. He has man bangs. No normal adult man as man bangs beyond the age of 4. My cousin's 3 and he already has a mohawk.
7. His birthday is today. My birthday shoutout to him is : HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY, FAGGOT! Yes, it IS time to break that voice of yours. In fact, you're way overdued.
I was gonna come up with more reasons but I could feel the fever gnawing at my brain, thus sturting my train of intellectual thoughts. I'm still waiting for the person who gave me this danged fever to own up. I promise I won't bite.
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.
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I WILL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF AND SWING IT AROUND LIKE A LASSO BEFORE FITTING IT IN A GIANT BLENDER SO THAT I CAN LAUGH MANIACLY AS I WATCH YOUR BRAIN GET SMUSHED TO NON-EXISTANCE.
Pee-ass : *Shit, Eliqah just texted, telling me that Physics SPA is a killer. Oh God, I can already feel anpther fever coming up.*
Rawr.
Heart Skips A Beat - Olly Murs
Break Out.
She's got some secrets she hoped they'd keep keeping,
but those secrets aren't hers anymore.
She's the talk of the town now,
since words got out that she's been around,
and that her friends left her for dead and said,
it's nothing personal,
we've got an image to protect.