Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
I swear, this tree outside my bedroom window looks exactly like the one Edward climbed in Twilight. I spent 20 minutes yesterday staring at it and thinking of ways to climb it, ala Edward. Tanya and I deem that there's a secret stalker that climbs that tree and perches on it to watch me sleep. & when he's perfectly sure that I'm dead asleep to the World, he'll stealthily sneak in my open bedroom window and steal..... MY SS NOTES! My stalker will turn out to be a Cat High/ Mao Gao dude. (Lim Kim Choo : ONE POINT ZERO!)Oh, I forgot to mention, the other day I caught Natalie Wong with her pants down.
Natalie : "OMG Syu, look I wore my FBTs the wrong side!"
Syu : "Retard, okay faster go change, I'll wait for you."
(Natalie enters the handicap toilet to change)
Syu : "Eh, you never lock the door!"
Natalie : "Never mind, you won't open it what!"
Syu : *opens toilet door* "HOW DO YOU KNOW I WON'T OPEN?"
& by then, Natalie's shorts were already around her knees and I screamed in absolute trauma. No Nat, I didn't see your black panties.
I really, really hate you now. You make me so confused. I have no idea what you're talking about or what you're thinking. All you do is meddle with my mind and frustrate me. Everytime I try to understand you, we just can't seem to reason with each other. It's like we were never meant to be. One day, you might just make me cry. I thought I knew you better than this. Die, Southeast Asian History. Die along with stupid Justin Beiber, who makes little girls cry.
Okay, I know that was a bunch of bs (bullshit, not blogspot) but I seem to have lost my aquired sense of humour.
Which reminds me, 4S found a new cuss word.
Miss Begam : "Just remember Barium Sulphate as BS."
4S : "Ooooh, don't you Barium Sulphate me!" -wags index finger in your face-
Pee-ass : *Go to Eliqah's blog. Watch the video Mrs Chew showed us during SEL today. Yeah, the one on that chest-revealing guy with the disastrous afro, singing "Looooveee huurttssss" at the top of his lungs. Now, aren't we thankful that we weren't born yet in 1976?*
