Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
EXACTLY ONE MORE WEEK TO PARAMORE!!! FUCKYEAH!
Check out the Paramore poster on my bedroom wall. Yes, I'm out of my mind excited. I really need some Hayley Williams therapy to get rid of all the bs that has been engulfing my life lately.Okay, I know I'm not Einstien or Trip-Science clever. I know I'm not Taylor Swift or even remotely pretty. I know I'm not Usain Bolt athletic. I know I'm not Donald Trump rich. I know I'm not Ellen DeGeneres funny. And I know that I'm not Paul Griffiths cool. But who gave you the flying fuck to judge me? & you know what, you're not any if the above that I just typed, either.
I thank my friends for excusing me for being the greatest shite on the surface of this planet.
Trainings nowadays are either drop-dead boring since I can't do much due to my injury, dissapointing or depressing. (Hey, they all start with the letter 'D'! ) Today was different, though. Today, Tiffany Ann and her injured ankle came along to join me. Jumps Captains out and done with. I wonder how long it will take for the team to collapse.
Throws junior : "Why are the two of you just sitting around on the floor?"
Tiffany : "Oh, cause we're special!"
Syu : "Yeah, you must be a Sec 4 to have the priviledge! But you're not ha-ha-ha!"
Diana : "Oh, must be Sec 4 AND injured, you mean?"
Syu + Tiffany : "SHHHHH, DON'T REVEAL OUR SEEEEECRET!!!"
Good luck for all those competing for All-Comers today. Please miss my presence at Gombak Stadium, as I've got my cousin's wedding to attend. Life is shite, sometimes.
SS/Geog lessons in 4S are the win.
Lee : *walks up to Mdm Faridah with her overdued-by-two-weeks SS TA* "Mdm Faridaaaahhhh, I've got a present for you!"
Unknown : "Why is Lee giving Mdm Faridah a present?"
Unknown 2 : "Cause it's her birthday."
4S : "Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday Mdm Faridaaaaahhhh..."
Mdm Faridah : *obviously frustrated* "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
Mdm Faridah : "1 hectre of forest is being cut down every second."
Sharianty : "Without rubber trees, we can't have safe sex!"
Lee : "Shar, you're an undergrowth!"
Syu : "You will be the only one there. Lee and I will be emergants!"
Sharianty : "Emergants get struck by lightning first!"
Lee : "At least we're not white and pasty."
Syu : "Yeah, like Edward Cullen." *shudder*
*A picture of banana trees flashes on the screen*
Lee : "OMG, pontianaks live on banana trees!"
(most epic)
Mdm Faridah : "Okay which country is this?"
4s : "Africa."
Mdm Faridah : "Ya la, but which country specifically? Starts with letter 'C'. "
4S : "Congo!"
Anita : "HAHAHAHAH CONGO STARTS WITH K LA!" *in that I-know-I'm-right blonde way of hers*
We're such a fun-loving class, I'm sure we are a joy to teach.
How can any teacher NOT love us?
Oh wait, I'm sure Mrs Foo, Mrs Chew and Mr Khoo can answer that. -rolls eyes-
HAHAHAHAH I GOT LAST YEAR'S JUMPERS' FAREWELL VIDEOS.
What you're gonna see is highly embarrassing & you cannot blame us as we were obviously high that night and did not spare an afterthought of the consequences or shame to come.
This is how life should be lived.
ME AND PERCY'S VERSION OF KE$HA'S TIK TOK.
Look out for 00:50 secs, where I fall off the bed -.-
OUR RING DING DONG MV.
Look out for 00:45 secs, where I push Nat off the bed.
-faints out of embarrassment-
-revives to laugh at self-
Okay, why am I so violent in all my videos?
Can't believe how retarded I am.
It sucks being Monitress, cause when your class misbehaves, you're the first to get scolded.
It sucks being Vice-Captain, cause when your team's a disappointment, you're the first to be blamed for it.
It sucks being me, cause I give up so easily.
Today's not a good day. Sigh.
Alex Evans or Paul Griffiths?
Let's take a poll, you choose!
Personally, I think they're both hot as fuck.
How I wish there was an Alex Griffiths, or a Paul Evans.
Oh wait, I Googled. There is.
Meet Paul Evans.
He looks like a hardcore paedophile and most probably works as a janitor in some US high school.
Or he could be a porn editor. Hmmm, yeah that suits more like it.
Meet Alex Griffiths.
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& she's a girl -.-
& she's a girl -.-
Yeah, laugh while my hopes and dreams come cascading down, why don't cha?
Stupid Google, just had to burst my happy bubble.
I swear, this tree outside my bedroom window looks exactly like the one Edward climbed in Twilight. I spent 20 minutes yesterday staring at it and thinking of ways to climb it, ala Edward. Tanya and I deem that there's a secret stalker that climbs that tree and perches on it to watch me sleep. & when he's perfectly sure that I'm dead asleep to the World, he'll stealthily sneak in my open bedroom window and steal..... MY SS NOTES! My stalker will turn out to be a Cat High/ Mao Gao dude. (Lim Kim Choo : ONE POINT ZERO!)Oh, I forgot to mention, the other day I caught Natalie Wong with her pants down.
Natalie : "OMG Syu, look I wore my FBTs the wrong side!"
Syu : "Retard, okay faster go change, I'll wait for you."
(Natalie enters the handicap toilet to change)
Syu : "Eh, you never lock the door!"
Natalie : "Never mind, you won't open it what!"
Syu : *opens toilet door* "HOW DO YOU KNOW I WON'T OPEN?"
& by then, Natalie's shorts were already around her knees and I screamed in absolute trauma. No Nat, I didn't see your black panties.
I really, really hate you now. You make me so confused. I have no idea what you're talking about or what you're thinking. All you do is meddle with my mind and frustrate me. Everytime I try to understand you, we just can't seem to reason with each other. It's like we were never meant to be. One day, you might just make me cry. I thought I knew you better than this. Die, Southeast Asian History. Die along with stupid Justin Beiber, who makes little girls cry.
Okay, I know that was a bunch of bs (bullshit, not blogspot) but I seem to have lost my aquired sense of humour.
Which reminds me, 4S found a new cuss word.
Miss Begam : "Just remember Barium Sulphate as BS."
4S : "Ooooh, don't you Barium Sulphate me!" -wags index finger in your face-
Pee-ass : *Go to Eliqah's blog. Watch the video Mrs Chew showed us during SEL today. Yeah, the one on that chest-revealing guy with the disastrous afro, singing "Looooveee huurttssss" at the top of his lungs. Now, aren't we thankful that we weren't born yet in 1976?*
(L) you bxtches.
I have to do my homework.
I have to complete two History essays.
I have to study for my A Maths re-test.
I have to revise Chem.
I am digressing because I refuse to do any of the above.
& I really should stop eating so much. Ever since I've stopped training to recover, I have gained quite a fair amount of weight, that I can't even buckle my skirt now. All my muscles are melting to flabs and my arms shake when I open the cap of my highlighter. This is not good.
I FINALLY GOT MYSELF A LAPTOP CHARGER AAAAAAAANNND (Wait for it) A KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you tell that I'm happy? Well, yes, I'm happy.
I think it's the Double Choc Frappe shot that did it.
SYU'S RANDOM THOUGHTS.
- To find a good spot to study in the National Library, arrive before 11am. Don't try coming at 5pm, like how I did today.
- Yanah and I saw two Cat High dude trying to beat a traffic light. They flailed their arms animatedly while dashing across the street. It did't work, they had to turn back cause the traffic light turned red. FAILED.
- Is being up on Stomp the new fad or something? Why is EVERYONE on Stomp? Not cool, people. Not cool.
- Frozen yoghurt always make things better.
- I like to be surprised. Like how you surprised me, today. & how I surprised myself today.
It took me only 6 minutes to ype out that post. I feel accomplished.
Today was my study date at Starbucks with Eliqah.
1. For the first one hour, we laughed our asses off playing with Eliqah's webcam.
FIRE ON FACE! MAJOR LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA
2. For the next one hour, we talked to a virus (Ollie) online, and disturbed Farhain with random webcamming sessions.
3. We then managed to persuade Farhain into coming down to meet us. For the next 3 hours, we shifted from one Starbucks to another, watching the Korean reality show, U-Kiss Vampire, on YouTube.
4. After we got bored, we went window-shopping and walked all the way down to Central to breathe in the amazing nightlife.
3. We then managed to persuade Farhain into coming down to meet us. For the next 3 hours, we shifted from one Starbucks to another, watching the Korean reality show, U-Kiss Vampire, on YouTube.
4. After we got bored, we went window-shopping and walked all the way down to Central to breathe in the amazing nightlife.
We didn't even take our books out of our bags. We wasted one perfectly good studying day.
It was awesome.
All those boycotting Valentine's Day, say 'Fuckyeah'.
Syu : Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah, Fuckyeah.
Fuck this shit, I'm getting myself a girlfriend.
But, I am eternally indebted to
- Natalie Wong ; for being my drop-dead gorgeous Valentine this year.
- Lee Comet ; for carrying me on her back up three-storeys. May God bless her with a new shot put PB of 8.5m after that ordeal.
Cenicero, mi cenicero.
Hi everyone, meet my Valentine. She was a really ugly baby. But all's well now cause she's hot, pretty and cool.
CLICK ME.
WATCH THIS. Mr Chue's awesome abseiling act during yesterday's CNY concert.
Mind-fucking-blowing cool, I swear.
And I was sitting at the very first row, I was on the verge of hyperventilation.
Oh, thanks to the random person whose video link I stole off Facebook.
& I have a secret confession : I had always wanted to be a lion dancer when I was young.
I am so pissed that Plaza Sing's timings for Valentine's Day (the movie) were all sold out. Fuck all Valentine's Day (the event) couples.
As my close friends would know, I have a deep, penetrated hatred against Mats. They and their floating caps and skinny jeans, they make me puke. If I could, I would gather all the Mats in the world, compress them together with Blu-Tack, put them in a giant blender and watch them all die. But I have always had questions about what goes on in a Mat's (small) brain, & I thought that the only way to get answers, is to ask one. So I did.
Meet Mat. He's my longtime friend. He's a hardcore Mat. He refuses to let me publish his name on my blog. That's because he's highly embarrassed by my questions. And his answers. Yeah, I just love tormenting the Mat&Minah community.
Syu (S) : Okay, ready?
Mat (M) : *sighing uncomfortably* Yes. I think.
S : Okay, first question. Why do mats wear caps that are three times way too small for their heads?
M : Are you talking about trucker/floating caps? Eh, nice what! Gives off the illusion that we're taller, then more macho. Equals more minahs!
S : Is it true that you guys store your handphones and wallets in that floating caps of yours? And that your head will vibrate when your phone rings?
M : *sheepishly* Sometimes, I do. Very convenient, okay! Hello, we don't go around carrying handbags, right!
S : Don't your handphone and wallet drop off when you walk?
M : Your question damn stupid sial.
S : Fine ah, next question. When mats wear skinnies, don't their 'thing' feel squashed?
M : WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT?!
S : It's a question from my friend (Hanan). She wants to know, I'm curious too!
M : Hmmm, okay let's put it this way, when girls wear skirts, do their 'things' feel squashed?
S : Wtf, of course not.
M : Same goes for dicks and skinnies, clever.
S : Whatevs. Why must mats have corny screen names, like Abu Boiboi or something like that? Even you have a mat screen name!
M : HAHAHAHAHA, ABU BOIBOI BEST SIAL! Actually, I don't know. Cool what, not meh? Eh, I change my name to Abu Boiboi later, okay! Nice sial.
S : Ugh, moving on. Why do mats carry camera bags around, when they don't own cameras?
M : EH I NEVER!!
S : I also never say you! Like, in general.
M : Oh, uh I think they want to step rich. Or they need the space for their many packets of cigs.
S : Why do mats like to play their guitars and jiwang under HDB blocks?
M : Freedom of expression! Mats get stressed at life too you know, they need a way to express themselves. If we play guitar in Macs or shopping centres, confirm kena chase out sial. Can attract minahs also! Then, if hungry or need to go toilet, can just go up and get food what.
S : Ya, then under the block make alot of noise, play soccer, sing like as if you own the estate...
M : AND JUMP AND SHUFFLE!
S : -rolls eyes- ( but he couldn't see it cause it was over the phone)
S : Do mats go for minahs with face or boobs?
M : Eh, what kind of guy do you think I am?!?
S : A manwhore?
M : FINE!
S : FINE!!
And then I hung up. Seriously, talking to a Mat for 7 minutes is enough to last me the whole year. The best part is, this faggot called me back two minutes later to ask if Macs still sells Milo McFlurry (?). I rolled my eyes and hung up.
Pee-ass : It took me forever to correct his English and traslate everything from Malay to English. Mf faggot.
Hi Syu,
Life sucks doesn't it? But you won't believe what I went through today. I skipped school for my appointment at CGH. I spent 4 fucking hours in that hell hole, and they made me run all over the hospital, going to different doctors and such. They think it's funny you know, like as if I was their Sim character and they were just waiting for me to Woohoo to death or something. Then, they told me I tore my MCL or meniscus or whatever. I thought it was the Chem experiment meniscus at first, but it's not. I don't think Dr Vincent Lim's actual day job is a sport specialist doctor. He's actually a Mofo Evil Demon who makes little girls cry. He told me that I'm not allowed to run/ jump/ train for six weeks. Nationals is in eight weeks. The ultimate cherry on top? I had to pay 347.40 bucks for a leg brace, which I swore never to wear in public. What I'm trying to say Syu, is that to stop wasting tears on yourself. You're not worth it. You fooled me in the past, when you told me you were a fighter. Oh well, on a lighter note, today is after all 90210.
Lots of Love,
Syu.
I know, I owe you a Mat Interview. S'okay, I'll remind Syu about it. I think it's coming soon, though.
"It's funny, we let strangers read about our lives, but we keep secrets from our closest friends."
I just watched the competitors jump.
MY competitors, jump.
In my (supposed) high jump competion.
Lee and her (lipids) muscles.
Lee showing off her (lipids) muscles.
ZHI XUANNNNN MY EYESSSS!!!
Why do we look so happy here?
After we left Gombak Stadium, Lee, Sarah and I decided to throw away our dignities and ran in and out of trains, screaming "WRONG TRAIN" at the top of our lungs, and grin at random strangers' annoyed faces. It was such a riot, I wouldn't be surprised if we end up on Stomp tonight.
I didn't touch a single piece of homework this weekend.
When you're Sec 4, and you break the unfathomable Sec 4 rule by trying to have a social life and not do your work, on Monday morning, you realize you're fucked.
Oh, I just realized that Florence & The Machines + The XX are playing tonight. Hmmm.
