Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Thankyoutoeveryonewhogavemepresentsandhuggedmeandwishedmeasexayesixteen
IreallyappreciateitIloveyouguystruckloadswithbananas.
Andthankstoallthepeoplewhocakedmetodayforthefourbrandnewpimplesonmyface.
HAPPY 16TH HANAN NIZAM THAHA. HAHA LOSER ONE DAY YOUNGER THAN ME.
Alex gave me my favourite thing to eat. (L)
I LOVE PERCY WONG'S PRESENT THE BEST.
(It's all going up on my bedroom wall!)
OMG EPICEST PICTURE EVER (below)
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I SWEAR, THIS IS NOT ME!
THIS IS MY GUY COUSIN, ABU!!!
Moving on. I love lessons with 4S, seriously.
#01 - Sexual Education
"So what if your boyfriend insists on having sex with you?"
"Tell him, 'I'm Gay!'"
"Tell him, 'I'm Gay!'"
"Say you have your menses!"
"Say that your other boyfriend will get angry!"
"SAY THAT YOU HAVE AIDS!!
"What if he say he also have? DIE!"
#02 - History
Miss Lizah : "What's the name of the Russian secret police?"
Miss Lizah : "What's the name of the Russian secret police?"
Leena : "Gestapo!"
Miss Lizah : "No, that's German! Sthsthsth sthsthsth..."
Leena : *bursting out suddenly* "GUSTAV!"
4S : "ROFL!" (Gustav is some Russian secretary or sth)
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Leena : "Eh, it's Kukutai, right! The Russian police is Kukutai, RIGHT?"
Syu + Eliqah : "Uh, do you mean Kempetai?"
#03 - Recess
*A notice on the whiteboard*
"COME BUY CHOIR CNY COOKIES. IF YOU SPEND $30, YOU'LL GET A BOTTLE OF PINEAPPLE TARTS FREE, BUT AT $1.80!"
Hahaha, how ironic. Free, but you gotta pay. Imagine having a conversation like, "Hey, check out this free bottle of pineapple tarts I got!" "Cool, how much did you pay for it?" "$1.80."
Okay, that was a retarded conversation.
I LOVE MAKING FUN OF EDWARD CULLEN.
