Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Have you ever wondered why minahs do certain things? Well, I have. & I want answers. Lucky me, I found the perfect minah who can give me the answers to my queries.
Meet my cousin. She's 21 and I think she's a damn hardcore minah. That's because she dresses like one, talks like one, screams 'Sial ah!' at random passer-bys, has the 'shocked' eyebrows down pat, finishes a whole packet of cigarettes in a day and her mat rape boyfriend completes the whole package. And the way that the picture above is taken, just confirms her minah-ness. Naaaiisse.MY INTERVIEW WITH A MINAH
Syu (S) : Hi cousin! Okay, first question, why do minahs prefer mats with motorbikes?Minah (M) : Well, you know looks is very important for a minah, and we put in alot of effort into our dressing. Hello, minahs spend a minimum of half an hour to get ready! So, after all that effort, why waste it? Babe, if take big bike and stop at traffic light, confirm people stare.
S : Oh, I see. Fun ah your guy got big bike. Anyway, what's up with the eyebrows? You know you look permanantly shocked, right?
M : Eh, at least I bothered doing my eyebrAows, rather than keeping it messy and unruly like seaweed on my face. I just like mine thin and uh, sharp. Very fierce, you know.
S : Then the high ponytails?
M : Cute what! Plus, Malay girls are generally short...
S : Hmmm, maybe I'm secretly Australian!
M : DON'T INTERRUPT! So, as I was saying, high ponytails gives the illusion that minahs are taller than they are, ketot not nice.
S : So, Marlboro seems to be a preferred choice among minahs. Why is that so?
M : Uh, cause abit cheaper ah. And easier to pronounce la. You know minahs the English not very good, right. Can't even use 'Sial' in English compo sia.
S : Hmmm, right. Then what's so good about Tagged.com?
M : Actually, nothing. It's just like a Malay version of Friendster. For mats and minahs to get to know each other.
S : *whispering* (Hook up, you mean. Grossss.)
S : How do you minahs manage to ton the whole night?
M : Minah's life damn exciting, babe. One minah can talk about her mat for 2 hours. So if there's 5 minahs, then it would already be...
S : Ten hours.
M : TEN HOURS! Fuyoh.
S : So what's an average day like in your minah life?
M : Oversleep, a cig for breakfast, reach work late, ask my friend for cig, after work meet up with friends/boyfriend, reach home at 3.
S : So exciting. -rolls eyes-
M : Wait, got incoming call!
*talks for 3 minutes*
M : Okay bye, I need to go simpang now, bye. Don't skip school ah!
So there's my interview with a minah.
Okay fine, I admit, I tweaked some of the answers to make it sound funnier.
Yes, the chiem, bombastic English is mine.
Now I just need to find a mat for my next interview.
