Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.

Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆

Thankyoutoeveryonewhogavemepresentsandhuggedmeandwishedmeasexayesixteen
IreallyappreciateitIloveyouguystruckloadswithbananas.
Andthankstoallthepeoplewhocakedmetodayforthefourbrandnewpimplesonmyface.

My first day of being sixteen is almost over.
I thank God for blessing me with awesome friends.
Awesome friends who can't afford to buy me a Ferrari. Sigh.

Watched New York, I Love You today. Amazing movie. Snippets of stories collaborate to form a masterpiece. No real plot, just revolving around a common theme - Love. & I was happy I watched it, cause it reminded me that such heart-tugging romance scenes only happen in the movies. This is why I don't date. Love is like a mousetrap. It lures you in, then it patiently waits to trap you and hurt you.

THANKS TO NATALIE WONG YUN ZHEN FOR THAT HEARTWARMING BLOG POST.

"Let's get married, syu! HAHAHAHAHA just wait for me to turn sixteen and we can get married. Just have to get our parents to consent. "

"EH SIXTEEN ALREADY CAN HAVE SEX!!" HAHAHA.

Pee-ass : * Joseph Tan texted me today, wishing me a Happy Birthday. And that I should thank my parents for bringing me into this world. Whut.*

It's just one of those days.
I'm breathing in Sixteen soon.

When Muse's on replay, you know I'm not okay.

Just for the record, I remembered to bring my socks for competition yesterday.
I did okay for high jump, I whipped; and got whipped by St Nicks.
OMG.
During my last jump, I landed on some metal thing (Why the hell were there even metal things on the high jump mattress?) and scraped my back and there was a wound.
There was alot of blood everywhere! Like, 3 drops of blood sia!!
I COULD'VE DIED FROM BLOOD LOSS CAN!!!

Stayed back after my event with Amanda to support Clara and Lee. Lee's first Throws competition sia! :D I swear, the Throwers are a pack of retards.

While reading the competitors' start list,
Syu : "OMG LEE, YOU'RE COMPETING WITH A 90-YEAR-OLD!"
Lee : "HUH! *pause/reads* BORN IN (19)90 LA, STUPID!"









"doors closing..."
"WAIT! MY POLE MY POLE!!!"

and then when the poor pole vaulter finally boards the train and turns around to find a seat he'll knock everyone down with his pole. which i rly dont think is v funny now when i type it out but yknow with syu, even the valentines' day slogan "be mine 2010" can be rly funny(FACTORIAL)

I'm so sad that I'm no longer sitting with Lee in class anymore. Now there's noone to steal my food and homework and noone to laugh at random things with me, anymore :( Love you, dugong.

Hey, at least our last day sitting together was fun and memorable.

Pssst, Mrs Foo song!

Syu + Lee = Be Mine 2010. (Or Slee also can.)

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY CLASSMATE, SHALOM LIVES IN BUKIT PANJANG TOO. AND SO DOES THAT SEC 3 NETBALLER, NATASHA. WE ALL HAPPILY WENT HOME TOGETHER JUST NOW. AND I FOUND A NEW SHORTER ROUTE TO GET HOME. I FEEL ULU NO MORE.

You know that Cedar and Teck Whye have similar uniforms, right? Just that we have a tie and our sleeves are folded?
Well, just for clarification purposes,
I AM NOT FROM FUCKING TECK WHYE.
I absolutely loathe aunties in LRTs who stare at me like I was the delinquent from Teck Whye that she saw last week. And all those Teck Whye students who stare angrily at me, like as if I stole THEIR uniform, all waiting to get spit at by me, I tell you. Fucking annoying, I swear.



American Idol Season 9 just started, this dude's a mofo bastard.
But I think he looks like Clark Kent.
Hahaha, I can't find videos of the Cascada guy and Womanizer dude.

So, got my O Levels MT results back on Monday. Quite surprised that I didn't cry.
Even though I got a B3. A pathetic motherfucking B3.
Oh well, considering how 'wonderful' my Malay is, it's most probably a miracle that I even got a B3.
Reason for my lousy Malay? I'm secretly Australian.

Half-day at Cedar today, (Good job, Seniors! MSG 9.5 sia :D) so I had time to go for JCs Open Houses after training. Went to RI(JC) Open House first with Tiffany, Nicole and Jin Rong and we were the last few there and I think we kinda creeped out our friendly tour guide, Ernest, whom I keep on calling Bryan. Tiffy and I then rushed to ACJC's Open House to meet Farhain, Ariel, Serena and Pamphila. It was closing time by then but we explored the campus ourselves. Cedar Gym X 1.01x10^5 = ACJC's Super Gym.

Me and Lee's new slogan : "BE MINE 2010"

I am honoured to share a locker with Natalie Wong Yun Zhen. It's so like high school. We're gonna decorate our locker with mirrors and pretty pictures of ourselves.

Have you ever wondered why minahs do certain things? Well, I have. & I want answers. Lucky me, I found the perfect minah who can give me the answers to my queries.

Meet my cousin. She's 21 and I think she's a damn hardcore minah. That's because she dresses like one, talks like one, screams 'Sial ah!' at random passer-bys, has the 'shocked' eyebrows down pat, finishes a whole packet of cigarettes in a day and her mat rape boyfriend completes the whole package. And the way that the picture above is taken, just confirms her minah-ness. Naaaiisse.

Syu (S) : Hi cousin! Okay, first question, why do minahs prefer mats with motorbikes?
Minah (M) : Well, you know looks is very important for a minah, and we put in alot of effort into our dressing. Hello, minahs spend a minimum of half an hour to get ready! So, after all that effort, why waste it? Babe, if take big bike and stop at traffic light, confirm people stare.

S : Oh, I see. Fun ah your guy got big bike. Anyway, what's up with the eyebrows? You know you look permanantly shocked, right?
M : Eh, at least I bothered doing my eyebrAows, rather than keeping it messy and unruly like seaweed on my face. I just like mine thin and uh, sharp. Very fierce, you know.

S : Then the high ponytails?
M : Cute what! Plus, Malay girls are generally short...
S : Hmmm, maybe I'm secretly Australian!
M : DON'T INTERRUPT! So, as I was saying, high ponytails gives the illusion that minahs are taller than they are, ketot not nice.

S : So, Marlboro seems to be a preferred choice among minahs. Why is that so?
M : Uh, cause abit cheaper ah. And easier to pronounce la. You know minahs the English not very good, right. Can't even use 'Sial' in English compo sia.

S : Hmmm, right. Then what's so good about Tagged.com?
M : Actually, nothing. It's just like a Malay version of Friendster. For mats and minahs to get to know each other.
S : *whispering* (Hook up, you mean. Grossss.)

S : How do you minahs manage to ton the whole night?
M : Minah's life damn exciting, babe. One minah can talk about her mat for 2 hours. So if there's 5 minahs, then it would already be...
S : Ten hours.
M : TEN HOURS! Fuyoh.

S : So what's an average day like in your minah life?
M : Oversleep, a cig for breakfast, reach work late, ask my friend for cig, after work meet up with friends/boyfriend, reach home at 3.
S : So exciting. -rolls eyes-

M : Wait, got incoming call!
*talks for 3 minutes*
M : Okay bye, I need to go simpang now, bye. Don't skip school ah!


So there's my interview with a minah.
Okay fine, I admit, I tweaked some of the answers to make it sound funnier.
Yes, the chiem, bombastic English is mine.
Now I just need to find a mat for my next interview.

I had a dream last night. I dreamt I lived in New York, with my ang moh boyfriend.
His name is Lucy.

Malay O Levels' results tomorrow. I'm not scared, yet.
But I have this churning gut feeling that I'll end up crying tomorrow.

I survived the first week of school.
Now I have about 700 more.
I think my social life just officially died.

4S,
I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS YESTERDAY, DURING PE AND JOGGING AND DURING ASSEMBLY WHERE WE DIDN'T GET SCOLDED BY MRS FOO ONCE. I THINK WE'RE REALLY IMPROVING. WE'LL TAKE IT STEP-BY-STEP, ALRIGHT? I, PERSONALLY, AM SICK & DEAD TIRED OF TEACHERS PUTTING US DOWN. BUT I DO KNOW THEY CARE. IF THEY CAN BELIEVE IN US, WHY CAN'T WE BELIVE IN OURSELVES? MAYBE IT'S REALLY TIME WE GROW UP. AND THAT GOES FOR ME TOO. LOVE YOU GUYS, 4(SIX-PONTERS) WE SHALL NOT SNIGGER AT ANYMORE.

4. Syu is my monitress and she is secretly good at being in charge and im not going to tell her that cos knowing syu, she will never let me hear the end of it. 4 SUGARDADDYS!!!!!!!!!! I donch care, no 4 SHAKERFRIES!!!!

Gosh Hanan, thanks for inflating my already overly-inflated ego by 1.01 X 10^5 times.
You know that I'll never let you live it down.

OMG AVATAR IS FUCKING AWESOME. ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER WATCHED. 3 HOURS WELL SPENT. IN FACT I'M STILL SWOONING AND FLUSHED FROM THE MOVIE. OMG OMG OMG DAMN EXCITING, FUCK YEAH HAPPY THAT I WATCHED IT.
Okay, I'm done raving now.
Ya la, Atikah and I damn slow only watch now. But at first I wanted to watch it cause I thought it was Avatar : The Last Airbender, but it wasn't, so I didn't want to watch it anymore. Then I wanted to watch it cause of the rave reviews I heard.

I'm stressed, and it's only the first week of school.
I'm trying to figure out how to conjure up enough money for BLG tickets in 3 weeks.
(Psst, my birthday's coming)

This has got to be my 4, 568, 53.5 times watching this.
Never gets old.


Don't you just love vague blog posts?
I do.

Sometimes I really wonder what's wrong with my class. Seriously.
WHAT THE FECK WERE YOU GUYS THINKING, VOTING ME AS CLASS MONITRESS? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS? SHEESH.
Yes, I'm the new class monitress of 4S. Unbelievable isn't it? You can stop laughing your ass off now. But don't you dare doubt my ability. Prepare to be corrupted, my dear 4S. (4Shaker Fries, how 'bout that?)

Pretty funny story actually, cause I was voted Monitress when I went to the toilet with Lee. & the best part was, just minutes before I was elected, Lee and I were touring the Sec 4 level (I'm not gonna venture into the triple science corridor again) and we passed by 4C and met a very excited Natalie Wong, who's their new Assistant Monitress. Lee and I were laughing at how noob she was. Well, I guess karma's real.

First day of school went pretty well. Got Mrs Chew as my Form and Maths teacher. She's old and ultimately naggy, but she's nice. Got some pretty cool teachers, Mr Goh (yay!), Miss Begam, Mrs Foo and Mdm Faridah for SS/Geog, again! HAHAH ME AND LEE ULTIMATE OWN MAN HAHA. Highlight of the day, Lee fell off her chair, five minutes into first period. She looked like an unglam ball of whale on the floor, & I had the best view. Now that I'm Sec 4, I feel like I can do pretty much anything, like cutting some random Sec One's queue when buying food and stealing petrified juniors' tables during recess. Oh, not that I did any of those things, pfft that would be mean. Uh, hmmm.

Tomorrow better be a better day.

School's starting in less than 24 hours, and I still have a high pile of homework to complete. I'm not ready to be a Sec 4. I totally look like a Sec 4, that is until I open my mouth and all the bs start spewing out.

For all the Sec 3s out there, do you get this jittery, electrostatic feeling in you? Don't freak, it's most probably just the Sec 4 syndrome. (This is said with utmost hate and disgust)

1. You wince upon hearing the words 'O Levels'.
- The dreaded doom in every Sec 4's life. Don't even mention 'N Levels' around us, cause it sounds almost similar.

2. You seem to have lost your sense of humour.
- The stress of education killed it. & you can sit through a whole episode of Ellen Degeneres without laughing once.

3. You care less about your looks.
- 20 bucks on hair gel, or 20 bucks on Chem assessment books? You chose the latter.

4. You have more than one green pen in your pencil case.
- To correct the many mistakes in your Ten-Year Series, and to have backup in case your sole green pen dies at the most crucial moment. Like when Mr Chia's explaining about redox reactions.

5. You're too busy to hang out with your friends.
- Somehow, just somehow, solving quadratic equations seem more important than your social life.

6. Your study table's overflowing.
- It's possible. I've seen my seniors' rooms before. Sad.

7. You rarely go for recess.
- Either you're using the opportunity to complete your TYS, or you're just too lazy to go up and down 4 storeys.

8. You don't know any of your new Sec 1 juniors' names.
- Either not enough brain/ memory space, or they're all insignificant. To you, all their names are 'Girl', 'Boy' or 'Eh'.

9. You start thinking about which JC uniform looks best on you.
- If green's your colour, RJ's the best.

10. Coffee's your new best friend.
- To pull through all those all-nighters, and get rid of those banging headaches, of course you need the best weapon possible.

Okay, I guess I should face my doom and start on A Maths now. If I don't survive and make it out, Atikah, you can have my Paramore ticket.
To Cedarians : WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CEDAR HUB?

I LAUGHED LIKE A RETARD COW ON STEROIDS WHEN I SAW THIS. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING TO YOUR OWN DEATH. WHICH IS FUNNY, CAUSE I PLAY WITH SHOPPING CARTS ALL THE TIME. IT'S A POSSIBILITY I MIGHT DIE THIS WAY HAHAHA.
Uh huh, I'm easily humoured.
While that made me laugh, this made me smile.

- What's the thing you regret doing the most?
Sitting in front of Lee and Syu in class. OH MAN. CB TTM.

-Person who you had the most fun with?
Ofc Lee and Syu. I tell you, they are farnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Hahah

-Best hugger?
Syu. She makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Awww, love you truckloads, Hanan Thaha. MATJOCKS FOR LIFE! :D

2010 just feels like a hangover of 2009.
Alternative plan to 2010 Resolution #4 : Get braces.

New Year's Eve in Town with cousins, lotsa fun. Tried so hard to find my friends. Didn't go for any beach parties or anything this year. Instead, I had a date with Alvin, the Chipmunks & the Chipettes. Stupid fireworks.

Kak Hanan : "All the single-ts..." EPIC!



I added one more 2010 resolution.
5. To stop looking gay like that.

& 2010, I beg of you, please don't be a bitch.

Heart Skips A Beat - Olly Murs

She's got some secrets she hoped they'd keep keeping, but those secrets aren't hers anymore.

She's the talk of the town now, since words got out that she's been around, and that her friends left her for dead and said, it's nothing personal, we've got an image to protect.

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