SYU {thesyueffect}
Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.
Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆
Friday, November 20, 2009

Watched Jennifer's Body with Eliqah and Farhain in town yesterday. I really needed an escape route out of reality and the stress I'm facing. Damnit la, who knew sneaking into a NC16 movie was so difficult. I've done it thousand of times before, yet my luck was horrible yesterday. No wait, I bet it was Eliqah who gave us away. Farhain and I could've easily passed but Eliqah looked like she was 7, so thus the high suspicion.
Tried Lido first, but they weren't showing Jen's body, so we wanted to try Paranormal Activity instead. (I heard it was fuck the ass scary) I was the one who had to go up to the counter cause I looked the oldest, and of course I'm the most clever and matured, but the old lady at the counter was much too strict for her age and requested for my IC. Busted la, duh.
Travelled to Cathay Cine and Jen's Body was still available. When it was our turn, we managed to buy the tickets smoothly. Until the bitch at the counter highlighted the 'NC16' on our tickets stub and gave us this sly, evil smile. I knew she didn't believe us. Dumb bitch, sdjghfcjhfvncgvbp feck you la. Anyway, rushed up to the cinema and we were already late for the movie and there was a mat that was supposed to collect our tickets. When I handed him the tickets, he looked at them and went, "Are you guys 16?", and we answered, "Yes" and threw him our best which-part-of-me-doesn't-look-sixteen look. Watched the movie, the stupidest plot ever. I thought it was more funny than scary. And wow, was it sexual. Dirt cheap movie, yet I thought it was awesome. Why? Three Words. Megan Fucking Fox. Like I said, if you're pretty/ hot, you can pretty much get away with anything. Yes, even a low-class, mindless movie. Megan Fox acted way better here than in Transformers, (she only had like what, 3 lines in Transformers?) and totally hot covered in blood, and crazy and eating boys' guts like it's themost normal thing on Earth.
Mooched around Taka and Ion, looking for seniors' farewell presents. Embarrassing stuff happened in Starbucks. Seriously, Starbucks should look into trying to make the menus bigger and cleare for all the short-sighted losers like me and Eliqah. Watch the gossip drool from our lips. Okay, so it was all a facade, now I have to go back to reality. I'm whimpering, cause I'm scared and I really don't want to do it. That's life I guess. Change is the only constant.

Eliqah, this is where you scream your ass off.
"Do you want to be poor forever or do you want to be rich and sexy like that guy from Maroon 5?"
One more day till I leave Simei forever. I'm not ready, I'm not ready, I'm not ready. Once a Simei-an, always a Simei-an.
I CANNOT FUCKINGLY WAIT FOR JUMPER'S FAREWELL NEXT WEEK, & LEE, ONLY OVER MY DEAD (JENNIFER'S) BODY AM I ALLOWING YOU AND OUR THROWERS TO GATECRASH IT. I'LL BE HAVING SPY CAMS AND WILL BE PLACING HIGH JUMP MATTRESSES IN FRONT OF ARANDA AND IT WILL BE SO EFFECTIVE THAT EVEN THROWING JAVELINS AND SHOT PUTS WILL BE A FAILURE AND THEY'LL CRUMPLE TO THE GROUND LIKE MEEK, LIFELESS FISHES. WE HAVE LONG/ TRIPLE JUMP SAND PIT AMMO, WATCH OUT YOU.