Cedar Jumper, CJC Odac-er
I like dinosaurs, jellybeans, robots and girls.
Never regret anything,
Because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted.

Sometimes dreams are the only thing that keeps us alive ☆

1. My new house
2. Jumpers Farewell 24th-26th November
3. Australia Trip 29th November-6th December (I got roomed with Zhi Xuan and the other captains by the way. Remember how I said that if I got roomed with Zhi Xuan or any other Thrower, I will ask the !Kung bushman to shoot me? Well, I've changed my mind. The world needs me. So I have decided to ask the !Kung bushman to shoot Zhi Xuan instead)

This is the most jam-packed week of my life.

Ever.

Pee-ass : *Team Edward, Team Jacob? I say, Team Anti-Bella!*

Dang it, I only have one more day left in this house in Simei.
Should I start kissing the floors and walls now?
No more sliding down the banisters. No more jumping out of the second-floor window without dying. No more being able to see Azwyn's front door from my bedroom window. No more heartbreaks. No more fun :(


Oh well, let me try to cheer myself up a teeny bit.





I wish I was born a guy.
I'm so sick of being a girl and being all PMSy all the time.

& I really should stop annoying people.
Stayed up till 1am last night, trying to sort things out.
Had Yanah for company! :D
Our MSN convo went something like,

Yanah : "It's 1.30 now."
Syu : "Yeah, I know, let's log off together."
Yanah : "Okay, I'm gonna log off now, & I'm not gonna do that you-log-off-first bs"
Syu : "Uh okay, I'll log off after I clean my tank (in Fishville)"
Yanah : "-.-"
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At exactly 1.37am, I texted Yanah.

Syu : "BYEEEE WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP"
Yanah : "You crazy ass. I had to get out of bed to fetch my phone."

I hate boxes now. There's too many in my room and I can't even find my underwear and Counterpain. Guess what, I used up the most number of boxes. 7 in fact, my clothes took up 3.

Love Me-Justin Bieber on replay.
Love me, love me, say that you love me.
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me,
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me,
Tell me what I wanna hear.

For someone who looks like he just came out from Playhouse Disney and progressing to Disney Friends, he sings songs that are way too deep for a fifteen-year-old.


Pee-ass : *Happy 16th Birthday, Morgan! :D*

1. I can't believe Faizal Isa went out. I mean, I know he can't sing and he's not even near hot, but he has the charm okay. I have no idea what that bloody (not literally) Charles 'Stitch' Wong is still doing in the competition. He should have been out during the auditions! I swear, if Sezairi doesn't win, and that Stitch dude does and becomes our next Singapore Idol, I'm migrating to India.
2. I stayed up till 2 last night to catch the Singapore-Thailand match, already expecting Singapore to lose, yet they shocked me shitless. WE ACTUALLY WON, PEOPLE! :D 1-Nil. Gosh, I really need to stop underestimating my country.
3. I love Ikea. I love Ikea boxes. I love Ikea ice-cream. I love Ikea children section. I love Ikea shuttle bus service. I love Ikea giant containers which are filled with thousands of Bobs. I love Ikea yellow bags. I f'ing love Ikea.
4. I hate how empty trainings are, with Percy in Taiwan, Nicole and Jie Wei in Malaysia and that girl just beong a complete bitch. Hello, working hard, here?
5. I need to stop eating fast food. I have ate Macs 3 times, KFC twice, LJS once, in a span of 3 days. If this pursues, I doubt I'll be able to Jump anymore. Which reminds me, Mr Seem is so funny. After training, I decided to be nice and sweep the sand back into the jump pit. Mr Seem was pleased, but after watching me sweep for a few minutes, he suddenly yelled. "NO, YOU'RE SWEEPING IT WRONGLY!" Huh, I was just trying to be nice! & then he proceeded to take the broom away from me and show me the correct way of sweeping whilst telling me how I won't be a good mother when I grow up.
6. One month of holidays is almost gone, and I haven't even touched a single piece of holiday homework. I feel pathetic. Starting from 7th December, after I come back from Australia, I'm gonna be the most regular and bestest Macs customer, eating and doing my work diligently.
7. I can't believe I'm shifting house in 3 days. There's still stuff under my bed.
8. I am going motherfucking insane thinking about it.

I know I don't make sense. I know I'm completely stressed out. I know I'm going delusional. I know I sound like a bitch. I know I'm losing in this stupid battle which I wasn't even prepared for.

I need therapy.

(Oh look, it came! In the form of Eliqah and Farhain submerging me into Town's city lights, running away from reality)

Whoa, was yesterday hectic, or what? Dragged myself out of bed at 7am to go meet Nicole so that we could go to ACS Barker Carnival together. Natalie was supposed to come, but couldn't. Got lost trying to find the bus stop and Nicole's clever Barker friend gave us all the wrong directions. I bet he's some rich kids who deemed public transport too filthy for him, thus has a chauffered limosuine to drive him everywhere. Anyway, found our way there and I seriously can't stand how ginormous the campus is. If I weren't with Nicole, I bet I would have ended up lost, and cry till someone come find me and their carnival is way more grand than Cedar's and they had so much food and even carnival rides and I felt as if I had died and gone to heaven. Seriously, Nicole and I spent 40 dollars worth of coupons on food. I mean, how can you say no to Udders and Haagen-Daaz ice-cream? Yes, they got sponsored.

We were so awed by the campus (Dude, they even have their own multi-storey carpark can?) that we decided to explore it. I have no idea how we ended up in the kindergarten and church but we were the only ones there and it was so eerie and we played with the lift until we heard a woman's voice going, "Who's there? You're not supposed to be here." and then we got scared and ran amok around the whole place and it felt like Final Destination. We didn't even bother playing the games cause it was so bloody hot outside so we decided to seek solace from the underground dungeon where the Haunted House is.

Barker Haunted House is pretty much a failure. I thought our haunted house was so much better, and scarier. And I swear, Barker is a bloddy rip-off, but they're a smart rip-off. They know how to make use of their rich as fuck students strategically. Guess how much a ticket to enter the haunted house costs? 10 FREAKIN' BUCKS! Oh, that's not the best part, they have Priority Tickets, which allows you to jump the queue and move up all th way to the front, and it costs 20 bucks per ticket. Barker boys don't treasure their money at all. Nicole and I so badly wanted to go in, but we didn't feelas if it was worth the money, and instead, we got free tickets from one of her Barker friends, who actually used his own money to get us tickets. Call us lucky or call us greedy, we still owned it, honey.

Waited in line for one whole bloody hour to get into the haunted house, aptly named Asylum, due to the Priority Ticket holders, but thank god we had entertainment! A group of ACSI dudes (how ironic) were queueing up after us and we agreed to go in together and they're a year younger than us, and there was this one guy who's a swimmer who was freaking out more than I was and throughout the whole thing he was going, "I'm very scared of ghosts", "I'm very scared of blood", "I'm very scared of the dark" and "I'm very scared of being scared!" but they were really nice and promised to protect us. When we were inside, they showed us this scary video first and there were 'ghost' lying on the floor and crawling around and touching you and the ACSI swimmer guy kept on screaming, "HE'S GOING TO TOUCH ME!" and fuck la, there was a clown inside, and you have no idea how much I hate clowns and I was trying so hard not to freak out. They also showed the Avril Lavigne ghost video and there was this one room where they had coffins and pictures of dead people and the tour guide was asking us to give a minute of silence for the people who died in the Asylum, but there was this really retarded ACSI dude who totally spoiled the atmosphere by interruting the tour guide and went, "Hi, let me introduce this exhibit. This is my friend, and he's dead." Hahaha, pretty fun day I must say.

Left after that to go to Gombak Stadium to support my sister who was running her race. OMMFG, SHE WON THE RACE CAN! MY SISTER, THE CHAMPION :D I guess awesomeness do run in the family.

Natalie W. will be training with the Sprinters soon.
Yun yun will be steeplechasing with the Cross-country Team.
Tiffany and Jie Wei are already training with the Sprints Hurdles team.
One by one, the Sec 3 Jumpers are going away.
What, is Nicole going to start training with the Throwers next?

With everybody gone,
WHO THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO INSULT NOW? >:(

Yesterday, Mummy and I had an argument over Farmville.

Mummy : "Eh, you got no friends is it? Stay at home, in front of the computer all day long, play with your cows and sheeps."
Syu : "At least I'm addicted to something safe, and not drugs or porn right!"
Mummy : "OKAY OKAY, GO PLAY WITH YOUR COWS NOW!"
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Mummy : "Where got cows pink and green colour one? What is this useless thing trying to teach you? Rubbish!"
Syu : "IT'S VIRTUAL, IT'S VIRTUAL HELLO?!"

But now, Mummy and I don't have to argue about Farmville anymore, cause apparently, now there's Fishville! :D Haha, yes I betrayed my cows, Mark and Spencer, for ikan bilis.

& I hope Anisiah Shazlin has an awesome and safe trip to India. Hey, best friend, I'll be waiting for you in 5 weeks' time for our ice-cream date. Don't you dare forget it. No, don't you even dare think to forget it.

Pee-ass : *I want to go stalk Obama. I have decided that after I went to Suntec just now with Mummy for Tods' sale and there was all these APEC people who look really rich and important and I just realized how cool Obama is and I wanna lick him and Roohi is gonna be my partner-in-crime and we're gonna ask him why he stole Bob the Builder's catchline (We can do it!) *

(She's the smaller one in the picture, behind the fat-faced girl hogging up the picture)

She's gonna be a future steeplechase champion.
The champion of the pioneer batch of steeplechasers in Singapore.
Yun, I know I promised you a very inspiring post on how you're going to be champion and about steeplechase techniques,
but all I've came up with is,
"Yun Yun is a steeplechaser. She chases the steeple."

But oh well, bottom line is, look out for this future gold medalist, she's gonna take you by storm/ hurricane/ typhoon/ tsunami.


& I know it has nothing to do with me, and it's not even directed at me,
But once you mess with my friends,
You mess with me.
(Thus, I officially declare a blog war)

One day I'll grow to be mega successful and I'll be living in New York (New York) and Rome and I'll most probably be anorexic, puking my guts out and partying my night away and I'll be a fashionable mess and I'll titter-totter on 8-inches heels and look down in disdain at all the puny people who could only dream and awe to be me. & I'll have my shades on 24/7 cause it completes my look and gives off the I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you aura and pretty much cause shades are cool. I can fuck up my own life for all I care, but at least I don't have to do Malay.

OMFG I FINALLY GOT MY DESIRED PHONE. THE ONE I WAS LUSTING LIKE CRAZY OVER. IT'S SO PRETTY I CANNOT STAND IT. HYPERVENTILATING, HYPERVENTILATING, HYPERVENTILATING, HYPERVENTILATED.

It feels abit fat though, like I have to stretch my fingers to the maximum to reach the other end of the qwerty touchpad. It's still an awesome phone, nonetheless, but it doesn't have WiFi! But it's okay, it's so pretty that I don't really care. I have this philosophy, pretty people/things can get away with practically anything. That's why I always get caught, and have a juvenile record under my name.







My first phone call on Eddy! :D Haha, nothing special, just my Daddy asking what I want for dinner.


& I think that people should not come to my blog just to find out what I have been up to, when you can just ask me yourself.
Or just to see who I've been hanging out with, and wondering why it's not you.
Or even to see whether I'm miserable and depressed, just so you can snigger in satisfaction.
But sadly, that's what I do, myself.

Pee-ass : *My house is so effing empty!*

I'm supposed to be in school for extension lessons, yet I ponned today. Eliqah ponned too. It's just because we were too pooped from yesterday, and I think I'm running a fever. Farhain, Eliqah and I heade down to Raffles Institution last night for Rafflesian Spotlight, it's a kind of talent show for RI dudes to showcase their talents, and all I've got to say is, RI guys can't sing, & they seriously shouldn't. We were late and the rain didn't make it any better and it was a full house in the auditorium. It was drop-dead boring, except for some performances. There was a hell lot of drama, and if you know me well, one of the things I like most, is drama. Practically everybody who's anybody, was there. Saw all the people I wanted to see (I hyperventilated) , and I saw all the people that I didn't want to see. & right now, I owe Ahmad 18 bucks for the tickets.

Plugged in my iPod halfway through the thingy and was starving like crazy, after the whole thing which eneded at half past 10, rushed to J8 Macs to eat and took a bus home, reached at midnight, was so scared that I would get raped. Bottom line : Pretty well-spent Thursday evening. And Eliqah and I took on monikers to scare away pokey, nosy RGS girls, and as of yesterday, Eliqah's alter ego is Salimi, and I am Matriam.

I can't stand how addictive this song and the dance moves are.
Tiffany and I tried dancing to this dance before training just now.
Let's just say, I got it down pat and I should just quit school and take on professional dancing as my career.


I can practically hear Sarah R, Yun Yun and Tiffany scoffing as they read this.

BIRTHDSaturday was a mofo scary experience for us. A Jumpers day/night out to celebrate my seniors birthday, Yan Rui and Wen Rui (Wonder Twins), with Natalie W, Yun Yun and Nicole. Headed down to Downtown East (Geddit? Down and Downtown East? HAHA). Anyway, Escape Theme Park was having its Halloween Night and guess what, on first try, we didn't even make it pass the entrance.

After dinner, we went to queue up and that was nearing 7pm. There was a horrendous queue yet we didn't mind, cause we were all so pumped up. UNTIL THE FUCK THE ASS SCARY THINGIES CAME OUT. There were ghosts who came out to disturb the people and they had this real scary construction worker/bangla, mummy, werewolf and even a nenek keropok! Lesson #1 : When you're scared, don't scream. The more they'll target you. Lesson #2 : Why the hell did you scream? So go figure, the things attacked us and I seriously didn't know I had wusses for friends, and Nat screamed her ass off and in the end, all of us ran away. What you did not know was, we had already expected this to come, so we had a game plan. Which was, steal all the packet peppers from Macs to throw at them ala pepper spray, only this was pepper packets, and take straws to poke the ghosts' eyes. So that was what we did, and as we were running away, I threw the peppers at a clown, hollering, "GO AWAY, I GOT PEPPER SPRAY!" and Nicole fell down while trying to get away and it started raining torrents anyway, so we had no choice but to leave the place.

Didn't want our night to be wasted, so wanted to go bowling but the waiting list was insane, wanted to catch a movies, but the timings were way off, so went to Gelare instead to eat ice-cream, for Yan and Wen as well. By 8 plus, it stopped raining already, so we decided to return to Escape, and just as we were walking back, the Parade of the Dead passes, so we felt better that there weren't any ghosts to deal with. BUT NATALIE WONG YUN ZHEN BACKED OUT POOR HER AWWW. And Wen Rui left to accompany Nat at BK. So it was left with Nicole, Yun, Yan and I. As it was still raining, most of the rides haven't resumed yet and the lines for the rides that were open were effing long and we gave up and went around chasing ghosts instead.

Heart Skips A Beat - Olly Murs

She's got some secrets she hoped they'd keep keeping, but those secrets aren't hers anymore.

She's the talk of the town now, since words got out that she's been around, and that her friends left her for dead and said, it's nothing personal, we've got an image to protect.

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